CHER UPDATE
She's still on tour.
Also, we apologize for the minimal blogging today, but we've been actually working, and boy is that ever an inconvenience.
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June 24, 2004
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First.
Bow down.
Posted by: some_dan_or_other | June 24, 2004 at 01:00 PM
I scrap my knees as I bow down. I have made it my life goal to be first just once. I keep hitting refresh and dang you still beat me.
Posted by: SlickRick | June 24, 2004 at 01:07 PM
Work is overrated...
Posted by: Higgy | June 24, 2004 at 01:08 PM
I wanna see her!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 24, 2004 at 01:15 PM
Umm, working? Dave, might want to try a less preposterous excuse, like maybe invoking one of the Productivity Enhancers.
Posted by: jamester | June 24, 2004 at 01:25 PM
SlickRick,
It was a win by a nose, since my browser apparently communicates with this blog via postcard.
Next time, try my patented technique:
1. Hit the "submit" button.
2. Scream "ohpleaseohpleaseohPLEASE!" at the machine.
My worst race-to-post horror story to date is about two years ago. I was having a last minute bidding war with somebody on eBay, and, with seconds to go, I submitted what was sure to be the winning bid.
At precisely which point, Netscape decided it was time for spring cleaning on the browser cache, and we'd get back to me in a minute or two...
Posted by: some_dan_or_other | June 24, 2004 at 01:32 PM
Dave, that's OK, we forgive you this time but don't make a habit of it. Seriously (sort of), you never have to apologize for anything -- except maybe line-cutting with your weiners (joke). We are just having fun here and miss you when you're away longer than usual and not for "legitimate" reasons such as filming a MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.
By the way, Colin Farrell isn't in your movie, is he? He might draw a bigger female audience.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2004 at 01:37 PM
Dave-
I thought your job was to entertain and inform... isn't that what this blog does?
Blogging IS working!
Posted by: Rosella | June 24, 2004 at 01:38 PM
I hate when that happens!! work!! think Maynard G. Krebs. now i'm really showing my age.....
Posted by: queensbee | June 24, 2004 at 02:00 PM
I can't stand Colin Farrell. Dave Chappell is much, much funnier.
Posted by: Lmd33 | June 24, 2004 at 02:13 PM
QB - do you remember that Maynard G was Bob Denver, AKA Gilligan?
Posted by: pogo | June 24, 2004 at 03:40 PM
Yes, but if you read that other article, Colin has the big attribute some women are looking for.
Hated Gilligan, LOVED Maynard G. Krebs.
Remember, the G. stands for Walter.
"Work!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2004 at 03:56 PM
MKJ, that's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. The dancing doesn't bother me as much as the fact that the couch apparently has a pulse...
Posted by: kj | June 24, 2004 at 05:22 PM
Hey Dave,
What happened to everyone's favorite, fun-time stealth bloggerette?
Posted by: Chris Paine | June 24, 2004 at 06:27 PM
Maynard G. Krebs was like great, except for the fact that I mean like he's like so responsible for like people using the word 'like' inappropriately.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 25, 2004 at 04:59 AM
"If I could turn back time . . ."
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 25, 2004 at 05:03 AM
Gee, I dunno, MKJ. It looked fine until I reached the "Absolutely no refund" part.
Posted by: Jon | June 25, 2004 at 05:48 AM
If we could turn back time with Mahatma's time machine do you think we could get Dave NOT to tell us about Cher's tour?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 25, 2004 at 06:45 AM