CALIF0RNIA PARENTS: ARE YOUR CHILDREN HYPERACTIVE?
This might explain it.
(Thanks to Connie Chung)
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June 23, 2004
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got perchlorate?
Posted by: leigh7911 | June 23, 2004 at 05:46 AM
now the bastards are using MILK!
Posted by: russell | June 23, 2004 at 05:46 AM
First!
Jeff's right. I have no sense of accomplishment at all.
Posted by: Mechanic | June 23, 2004 at 05:47 AM
Well, that explains it.
Posted by: Mechanic | June 23, 2004 at 05:48 AM
Moo
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 23, 2004 at 06:05 AM
I THOUGHT my son was particularly combustible lately...
Posted by: jamester | June 23, 2004 at 06:11 AM
Anyone else just hear "Rocket Man" in their heads (ahh, the voices in my head are singing today).
Posted by: Boo Augustus | June 23, 2004 at 06:28 AM
No way, dude!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 23, 2004 at 06:58 AM
THE Connie Chung?
Posted by: mitra | June 23, 2004 at 07:01 AM
"But some scientists say the findings are less worrisome because the amounts of perchlorate are minute."
Yeah, fine for them, but not for a fetus. Dorks.
Good to see Connie is taking time out from her fast-paced media life to post to Dave's blog. (And yes, that was a joke.)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 23, 2004 at 07:16 AM
Everybody have fun tonight.
Posted by: Wang Chung | June 23, 2004 at 07:16 AM
I have this image (would that be an eyewig?) of Wile E. Coyote drinking rocket fuel, zooming off across the desert, then falling off a cliff while Road Runner beeps past. Now we know for sure the cartoon was made in California.
Posted by: kj | June 23, 2004 at 07:48 AM
leigh7911 da winnah!
Oh, and FIRST to say thanks for not saying FIRST first
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 23, 2004 at 07:57 AM
Meh, still no cure for cancer.
Posted by: BMX3 | June 23, 2004 at 10:00 AM
"And don't fart or you'll end up at Leech Lake!"
Posted by: Stash | June 23, 2004 at 10:35 AM
It's recess time in T-minus 10...9...8...7...
Kids, remember to wait your turn when you re-enter the atmosphere, and line up single file at the classroom door...
Posted by: Gregg | June 23, 2004 at 05:32 PM
This is what our lives have come to.
Posted by: Maury Povich | June 23, 2004 at 07:16 PM
So now the kids who grow up on Coca-Cola and Tang are safe, and those who drink milk regularly are being poisoned instead. Hurray for modern society!
Posted by: D'Artagnan | June 23, 2004 at 08:12 PM
Dave, I hate to point this out, but that is a zero in the word 'CALIF0RNIA', not a capital O. Coincidence? I point out; you decide.
Posted by: D'Artagnan | June 23, 2004 at 08:13 PM
What they didn't mention is that 30 of the 31 contaminated samples were breast milk.
Posted by: La | June 24, 2004 at 05:54 AM
Nestle's Perch (pronounced perk)
It's perch-olicious!
Posted by: MOTW | June 24, 2004 at 08:44 AM