BREAKING NEWS FROM BURLINGTON
(Thanks to Karin Dixon)
Update: Apparently this link isn't working, either, or requires registration. The story was about a thief stealing flowers in Burlington, Vermont. (Get it? Terror "stalks" the streets! Har! Oh, shut up.) But anyway, while trying to find a working link to that story, this blog stumbled across this story, which is just as good. Or just as bad, depending on your priorities.
Update Update: Some people are saying the first link DOES work. But it doesn't for us. We're still pretty much in the dark about the whole concept of links, which is why we so often fall back on the old standards.