BREAKING NEWS FROM BURLINGTON
(Thanks to Karin Dixon)
Update: Apparently this link isn't working, either, or requires registration. The story was about a thief stealing flowers in Burlington, Vermont. (Get it? Terror "stalks" the streets! Har! Oh, shut up.) But anyway, while trying to find a working link to that story, this blog stumbled across this story, which is just as good. Or just as bad, depending on your priorities.
Update Update: Some people are saying the first link DOES work. But it doesn't for us. We're still pretty much in the dark about the whole concept of links, which is why we so often fall back on the old standards.

FIRST!
Posted by: JuliaZ | June 22, 2004 at 09:27 AM
They didn't notice the deer hanging around (duh!).
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 09:34 AM
"One couple has had three raids on their annuals this year."
First Speckles the Chicken and now this. What next? Will someone steal Algona's Giant Cheeto?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 22, 2004 at 09:37 AM
Hey, which one are we commenting on? Is this a quandry or what?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2004 at 09:39 AM
The link worked for me, Dave. Are you sure you're not playing with our heads again? Oh, and Crapo's Limestone wbagnfarb, or maybe not.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 22, 2004 at 09:39 AM
What's so funny about this? Crapo's a fine town with a YMCA, a pool, and War Memorial.
Posted by: Barbara Mack | June 22, 2004 at 09:42 AM
I've stolen flowers before, and I'm a very normal regular adult human person.
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | June 22, 2004 at 09:44 AM
I hate it when I get limestone in my crapo. Hurts like the dickens coming out.
(What? Was that TMI?)
Posted by: Mike Weasel | June 22, 2004 at 09:47 AM
If you set the Quality on the chopper game to Low, the game is easier.
Posted by: miketaba | June 22, 2004 at 10:00 AM
sounds like they have a budding crime wave there.
Posted by: queensbee | June 22, 2004 at 10:04 AM
Non-registration-required-link For Story
Posted by: MOTW | June 22, 2004 at 10:14 AM
"Dick Gygi and the Limestone Crapos"
Posted by: Russell | June 22, 2004 at 10:27 AM
I tried to post a comment, and it was blocked for questionable content. Funny, shouldn't that have killed this whole blog?
Posted by: Fred | June 22, 2004 at 12:22 PM
So now Crapo lives up to its name.
Posted by: Lmd33 | June 22, 2004 at 01:24 PM
I recently read an article that said people are stealing electrical cable in Africa. You know, power lines. Then they melt them into aluminum pots and smuggle them into South Africa to sell.
It's nutty.
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