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Apparently, somebody decided to crop the ramparts out of this photo.
Update: According to commenter BMX3, these particular ramparts have been widely discussed in various media, so this blog cannot take credit for their disappearance.
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Damn those censors!! It's like Orwell's "1984", only more sinister!
Posted by: Jordan | May 18, 2004 at 05:05 AM
Now we just need to figure out how to use the power of this blog to get ramparts inserted into pictures.
Posted by: telcontar | May 18, 2004 at 05:06 AM
Just use your imagination.
Posted by: Cap'n Kangaroo | May 18, 2004 at 05:07 AM
Le sigh.
Q: Technically, could Rampart Woman sue someone for the comments made about her well ramparts?
Posted by: MeL | May 18, 2004 at 05:07 AM
Raamparts! Get yer ramparts here! (Thanks to somebody in the other thread, you know who you are)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 18, 2004 at 05:07 AM
Cropped Ramparts wbagnfarb ?
Posted by: MOTW | May 18, 2004 at 05:08 AM
Not to take anything away from this Blog, but those ramparts are now famous everywhere. They talked about it on ESPN Radio, Jim Rome's radio show, FARK and numerous assorted Blogs nationwide.
Posted by: BMX3 | May 18, 2004 at 05:12 AM
Who else is really really tempted to photoshop rampart woman in next to Dave in the trailer photo?
You mean other than Dave?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 18, 2004 at 05:28 AM
I wanted to post a picture of me standing in front of my trailer preparing for my next film. Is this where the line starts?
Posted by: hammerstein | May 18, 2004 at 05:33 AM
I was away from the computer for a few days so I was doing blog catch-up, and couldn't figure out why everybody was going so rampart-crazy in the earlier post...thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves, I know what everybody was talking about!
Posted by: Rosella | May 18, 2004 at 05:50 AM
"If she didn't want people to look at her ramparts, she shouldn't have bought them!"
-Guy I work with.
Posted by: Edelweiss | May 18, 2004 at 06:05 AM
We need to bring back the Warren Commission or get Oliver Stone on htis or something. A conspiracy like this cannot stand!
I like the idea of adding Mrs. L to Dave, the chihuahua and the Visigoths, however. Dave, can I play a Visigoth, please???
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 18, 2004 at 06:22 AM
Well, let's see Commissioner Selig throw the teeth from the back of a horse with those ramparts!
Damn if those bastards can't see the trees for the beer.
Posted by: Bob C | May 18, 2004 at 06:33 AM
Jeff, since they already have actors in costume, I'm guessing your Visigoth ship has sailed...
Posted by: jamester | May 18, 2004 at 06:54 AM
Rita - roll? There's a roll? If that's a roll, pass me the butter! Makes me suck in my gut and I'm just looking at her PICTURE....
Posted by: Higgy | May 18, 2004 at 07:33 AM
Stomach?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 18, 2004 at 08:24 AM
rita: don't ever come near ME, then. yegods. i wish i had a stomach anywhere near that 'rolling.'
Posted by: judi | May 18, 2004 at 08:30 AM
I wish that my ramparts were as easy to remove.
Seriously, men and flat-chested women do not understand; they are a pain in, well, literally the back.
Posted by: Kalyani | May 18, 2004 at 08:42 AM
Ditto, judi
*deep sigh*
Posted by: mamazon | May 18, 2004 at 08:44 AM
Rita: "Saucer of milk, table four. Meow! Hiss!"
And I got my threads mixed up and thought you guys were talking about Dave (whose packing a tight six-pack under that Hawaiian shirt).
Posted by: Garret | May 18, 2004 at 08:44 AM
Yeah, Jamester, I knew I wasn't going to make a Visigoth, but I got carried away there. Sorry about that.
Schteef, thanks for the new Ramparts link, but I prefer the original profile view. And can I some in wallet size?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 18, 2004 at 09:06 AM
How does one go about getting a job as a Rampart Cropper?
Posted by: Jon | May 18, 2004 at 09:32 AM
Heck with being the Rampart Cropper, I wanna be the Rampart Wrangler!
Posted by: mamazon | May 18, 2004 at 09:39 AM
Great, now the spammers will hit us with "En1@rge your ramp@r+s" messages.
Posted by: Obligatory Spam Reference | May 18, 2004 at 10:05 AM
Holy Ramparts Batman!
Posted by: Zed | May 18, 2004 at 10:14 AM
I guess it's true blondes (with big ramparts) have more fun.
Thanks K. for the new pic.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 18, 2004 at 11:00 AM
I have a technical question. Can you make ramparts outta silicon?
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | May 18, 2004 at 11:05 AM
Apparently.
Mrs. Lima is a testimony to that.
Posted by: Graz | May 18, 2004 at 11:31 AM
By the time she is 50, some lab will have invented a new spray on product called "Sag No More". The active ingredients will be Botox and Superglue.
Posted by: mamazon | May 18, 2004 at 12:25 PM
I'm mixing a batch up right now. Hmm, I should beta test it...any takers?
Posted by: mamazon | May 18, 2004 at 12:31 PM
Notice how she, literally, cannot place her hand over her heart when she listens to the national anthem (or says the pledge, for that matter). She only has space for her hand somewhere directly below her middle neck.
Posted by: Lmd33 | May 18, 2004 at 12:35 PM
Joshkr- thanks for the offer but I heard you were hanging out at that"other" Visigoth thread.
Posted by: mamazon | May 18, 2004 at 01:19 PM
Dear god now i understand the ramparts. See what $10k will buy you these days?
Posted by: Rob | May 18, 2004 at 01:32 PM
Cheap Ramparts wbagnfarb, if it was all girls.
It also sounds like a reference to $1,000 breast implants, prostitution, Operation Take One for the Country, etc.
Posted by: Alex | May 18, 2004 at 02:01 PM
Those things are made from rams?!?
Posted by: Mike Weasel | May 18, 2004 at 02:01 PM
mamazon, can I get in on the ground (or is that wall ;-) floor with your IPO?
And are you planning a merger with the scar & stretch-mark fixers?! :-)
P. goldarn S. even being a guy, I'd be interested in them products if I weren't half-broke, dedicatedly lazy, and a typical "take me warts and all" kinda guy to deal with!
Posted by: eadn | May 18, 2004 at 03:23 PM
Yeah, the link Alex posted. D'oh!
Posted by: Brad | May 18, 2004 at 11:32 PM
I also blogged about this story, giving the ramparts more exposure. ;-)
Posted by: Alex | May 18, 2004 at 11:45 PM
Alex, thanks for the attackon censorship and the story on Iceland. Scrotum Shortage wbagnfarb.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 19, 2004 at 02:53 AM
The ramparts have gone completely out of control
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 19, 2004 at 04:51 AM
I must be missing something - Ramparts?
Posted by: Robert Nanders | June 15, 2006 at 11:30 PM