THE NEWS FROM ABROAD
It is not good.
(Thanks to Jacob Aldridge)
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May 18, 2004
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Camper Van Sewage would be one of the rejected names for a rock band before the band members came up with Camper Van Beethoven.
Oh, and....ewwwwwwwww!
Posted by: Gregg | May 18, 2004 at 03:26 PM
how many people do this? i first heard of this years ago.
and i just finished dinner...ack!
Posted by: waxwing | May 18, 2004 at 03:33 PM
Well, I feel better now.
This beats the He(l)l out of my childhood sucking to start the siphon to change the water in the fish tank!
(Yes, eventually, I learned and had the money to buy a pump siphon, but...that "Hindsight" thing again and I've long since no longer had the fish tank. :-)
Posted by: eadn | May 18, 2004 at 03:40 PM
Haha! Funny story. It made me up-chuckle
Posted by: Mikep | May 18, 2004 at 04:35 PM
Dan Gross? Real name or...just commenting on the story?
Is Raw Sewage a gnfarb or what?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 18, 2004 at 05:15 PM
If the guy was hoping to siphon diesel, I get the idea that a bad taste wasn't really a concern.
Raw Sewage wbagnfarb. I agree.
How 'bout Raw Sewage and the Diesel Thiefs?
Posted by: Alex | May 18, 2004 at 05:25 PM
That guy got a free poop transplant. No fair! I'm gonna have to go RIAA on his aas.
Posted by: Dr. Aas | May 18, 2004 at 05:29 PM
Am I the only one who expected something better from the "a broad" ?
Wait...no space. Nevermind.
Posted by: Alex | May 18, 2004 at 06:00 PM
I guess he was just having a shi**y day.
Posted by: Gimme a Doublewide | May 18, 2004 at 06:18 PM
There is actually a rather gross (to say the least) shock-rock band named Impaled whose bass player is named Ross Sewage.
And yeah eadn, isn't getting a mouthful of fish poop sucked up from your aquarium gravel fun? Been there, done that. I have a "Python No-Spill Clean And Fill" to do the siphon work for my tanks now!
Posted by: Gregg | May 18, 2004 at 08:26 PM
Yes, but was it low carb and heart healthy sewage?
Posted by: Julie | May 19, 2004 at 02:43 AM
You think that's funny, some guy siphoned all the gas out of my car during the winter once, and I got stuck in the middle of the night miles away from anywhere. HA!
Wait, no, uh, never mind.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 19, 2004 at 03:47 AM
Didn't you hear, though? Atkins posthumously proported raw sewage AND diesel fuel. Can't fault a guy for trying to change his evil carbohydrate ways - even if he picked a really crappy way to go about it.
Posted by: Hoomster | May 19, 2004 at 04:24 AM
Based on what I hear from many rock bands, I think "Mouthful of Raw Sewage" might bagnfarb.
Posted by: elfbrains | May 19, 2004 at 05:50 AM
Due to the limited resources of a prison cell, I must adapt a few of the ingredients to my chocolate cake. First you siphon the raw sewage out of the toilet...(it's still brown, right? close enough!)
Posted by: Martha Stewart | May 19, 2004 at 06:45 AM
Yum! Brownies!
Posted by: A poop eater | May 19, 2004 at 06:48 AM
(from Fawlty Towers)
"That's PUKE, that is!"
Posted by: MOTW | May 19, 2004 at 07:15 AM
This story left a bad taste in my mouth.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | May 19, 2004 at 09:54 AM