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May 15, 2004

STOP THE PRESSES

Apparently, Michael Jackson may have had a little plastic surgery. Somebody should get him in touch with these people.

(Thanks to Beth Atkinson and Ted Habte-Gabr)

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"May have had?"
Hey everyone! You can stop looking for captain odvious! I found him!!

*duh* OBVIOUS

Looks like that dude on American Idol

More evidence that Michael was replaced by an alien when he was in his 20's.

Hey, Michael's the super in my building!

Saggy Tits was subtle, and probably the name of Courtney Love's next band, once she gets out of rehab and the slammer.

The Olsen girls DO look better. Still can't act, but they look better.

And that's what matters.

Tummy Tucks Aren't Cheap. Wasn't that the name of Madonna's last album?

But how old is she? OLD.

Ted Habte-Gabr anagrams to The Barbed Gat, or Bed The Bra, Gat (not to be confused with Randan Gat).

Also Bet D'Art a Gheb, although I have no use for an Egyptian God at this particular moment. Michael Jackson might, however.

Geez, Gregg, I was waiting for him to finally turn into the Wicked Witch of the West!

He isn't???

EB, Good point. Perhaps the "whitewash" is just a base for the chlorophyll injections.

He's a whole lot scarier than the Wicked Witch of the West. But he melts, too...at least, his nose seems to be.

michael could take some hints from this age progression business. those are some mean sideburns.

There was nothing wrong with Charisma Carpenter before...A Desert Island finalist.

Social networking site MySpace is to block users from uploading copyrighted music to its pages...

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