NEIGHBOUR OF THE WEEK
Eeeeyew. That is all.
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster)
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Eeeeyew. That is all.
(Thanks to Steve Lancaster)
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Hi guy!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 19, 2004 at 09:59 AM
home, sweet pig stye...yikes
Posted by: russell | May 19, 2004 at 10:00 AM
(Anyone old enough to get the reference?)
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 19, 2004 at 10:00 AM
Brave Maintenance Man needs heap big shovel for that mess!
Posted by: MOTW | May 19, 2004 at 10:03 AM
Any guy who shared an apartment with other guys in college is not shocked by any of those photos.
Well, maybe by the one of the refrigerator with no beer, but otherwise...
Posted by: lurker | May 19, 2004 at 10:04 AM
Dave - I didn't know you had moved!
Posted by: Kristin | May 19, 2004 at 10:10 AM
That maintenance man should be wearing a HazMat suit!
Posted by: Sharon | May 19, 2004 at 10:17 AM
MKJ: Reference received and understood. All I can say in response is, MONA!
ps: I've been to Lompoc. More than once.
Posted by: Lairbo | May 19, 2004 at 10:18 AM
To MKJ: Right Guard commercials, sometime in the 1970s.
Posted by: Jack | May 19, 2004 at 10:22 AM
One word SICK.
More words putrid, vile, rank, gross, nauseating, and utterly fun.
:>
Posted by: Psycho_Joe | May 19, 2004 at 10:27 AM
It's a good thing I have such a strong stomach, because those pictures are GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
I can practically smell it through the internet. P.U.!
Posted by: Blogchik | May 19, 2004 at 10:29 AM
Thanks guys. (I just remembered that it was a commercial, didn't know for what).
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 19, 2004 at 10:30 AM
Those pictures actually made me gag. I can't get the images out of my head! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: Karen | May 19, 2004 at 10:40 AM
I'm guessing he didn't get his damage deposit back?
Posted by: DRC | May 19, 2004 at 10:56 AM
Oh that is just disgusting. No wonder they smelled it through their walls. I just have to ask HOW anyone can live in there??? I know college guys' apartments tend to be bad, but this is.....heck, there are no words for it.
Posted by: JCT | May 19, 2004 at 11:08 AM
Oh, and he needs a girlfriend or wife.
I know all the women's libbers will hate me for that, but it probably would help.
Posted by: JCT | May 19, 2004 at 11:10 AM
I think that place needs a good flamethrower or three.
Posted by: Mike Weasel | May 19, 2004 at 11:17 AM
I found it!
Scroll down to Chuck McCann – Blizzard to see the "Hi, Guy!" guy himself.
Posted by: MOTW | May 19, 2004 at 11:44 AM
Well, now I don't feel so bad about my apartment.
Posted by: John | May 19, 2004 at 12:12 PM
Not necessarily JCT! I used to work with a guy who lived like this. The worse think was the indoor dog that never needed to go outdoors. And the fact that he had an infant and his wife was an RN. I still shudder about eating dinner there one night. I didn't think I would survive...
Posted by: Lee | May 19, 2004 at 12:35 PM
Lee,
Why on earth did he let you into his place if he lived like that? He wasn't embarrased? His wife wasn't?
Posted by: John | May 19, 2004 at 12:40 PM
No. Way. I just had a bowl of chili for lunch and I think it's....oh....mmmpph....gotta go!!
Posted by: jonag | May 19, 2004 at 12:45 PM
And I thought my ex-husband's college apartment was bad! Why didn't this guy get evicted???? I doubt a woman's touch would help- but I think the flamethrower is a fine idea!
Posted by: looney girl | May 19, 2004 at 12:55 PM
Maybe he had two homes. One for him, and one for his filth.
Posted by: Chicken Little | May 19, 2004 at 01:05 PM
John, they didn't think there was anything wrong with their place at all! They were completely oblivious to it. Also showers. Ek.
Posted by: Lee | May 19, 2004 at 01:35 PM
I'm glad I didn't look at that until AFTER I ate. To quote Babs Jansen: "That boy is a P-I-G pig."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 19, 2004 at 01:40 PM
Those pictures made me scowl so much my face hurt. I had to go back and take a look at Mrs. Lima... I'm not scowling anymore, and I feel much better.
Travis
Posted by: Travis Becker | May 19, 2004 at 02:09 PM
Gah! I feel soooo much better about the dirty dishes in my sink now.
Posted by: PurpleKat | May 19, 2004 at 03:40 PM
Wimps. That's nothing. The maintenance guy didn't need to wear a bio-hazard suit. Ah, good ol' Johnstown, where the economy and the stench are always twice as bad.
Also, where the heck was the beer? Or the beer cans? The guy could've at least had fun wasting space! He was drinking freakin' Slice, fer cryin' out loud! Another non-wasted opportunity, I guess.
Posted by: Alex | May 19, 2004 at 05:23 PM
"I pity the person that moves in next, I hope they remove the fridge."
No worries, the fridge will leave when it gets hungry.
He: Gee honey, the maintenance guy went in to clean that apartment ages ago, but he never came out.
She: Well, I hear SOMEONE moving around in there.
He: Maybe we should- Wait a minute. What's that noise?
[cue creepy minor piano chords]
She: You - you mean that thumping, slurping, noise?
He: Yeah. And that smell! Ugh, it's getting worse!
[cue scary high-pitched violins]
She: Oh honey, I hear creepy minor piano chords and scary high-pitched violins, I'm scared!
He: Calm down, it's OK.
Audience: Don't open the door!
He: [opens door]
Audience: You d!ckhe@d!
He: See, he was just moving the fridge out of the AAAAAAAAAAARGGH-*
She: AAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*
Fridge o' Filth: Huh huh huh! Like, don't go into the light! [burp]
Posted by: jk | May 19, 2004 at 06:40 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Holy crap on a stick!! That is HORRRID!!!
And people wonder why I don't want to rent. I need a shower. Just looking at those pictures made me feel unclean...
Posted by: Cheese_Ball839 | May 20, 2004 at 02:35 AM
I've seen worse. When I investigated cases for child protective services. A home with dad, mom. and two girls. Oh yeah, and USED Kotex piled as high as the back of the toilet tank!!!!
Sorry, but these pictures are just not that bad.
Posted by: Jeff | May 20, 2004 at 12:12 PM