MOVIE UPDATE
Last night we shot a scene involving Visigoths. No, I cannot explain why; nobody can really explain why. The point is that I have now performed in scenes with Visigoths and a chihuahua. Even top movie stars such as Mr. Al Pacino cannot make this claim.

Visigoth?
Posted by: Meeker | May 18, 2004 at 04:23 AM
Since I don't know what the heck Visigoths are, I guess I'm not a guy.
Whew. My husband (and kids) will be relieved.
Posted by: JT | May 18, 2004 at 04:23 AM
As opposed to Ostrogoths... of course, that explains everything.
Posted by: Meeker | May 18, 2004 at 04:25 AM
Was it Theodorid? Now he was a guy!
Posted by: Dan Gross | May 18, 2004 at 04:40 AM
But Theodric Was Great!!!
Posted by: BMX3 | May 18, 2004 at 04:45 AM
*frantically fumbling through dictionary*
Must be witty.
Must be witty.
Ah-ha! Found it.
"A member of the western Goths that invaded the Roman Empire in the fourth century A.D. and settled in France and Spain, establishing a monarchy that lasted until the early eighth century."
Huh. That makes them like ... what ... 400 years old?!
Posted by: punky brewster | May 18, 2004 at 04:45 AM
Um, that would be Theodoric of course.
Posted by: BMX3 | May 18, 2004 at 04:47 AM
suppose they are related in some fashion to orcs or goblins or ringwraiths? and did the Visigoths crown the chihuahua as their monarch? enquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: waxwing | May 18, 2004 at 04:55 AM
Chichuahua? Hey, is the Taco Bell Dog making a comeback. What's your line Dave? "Hey, drop the Visigoth!". Sadly, doesn't have quite the same ring.P.S. Note to Waxwing. That would be inquiring minds. Hint: When making a joke, always use a spellchecker.
Posted by: Chaz Stevens | May 18, 2004 at 05:31 AM
Of course, the visigoths were far more violent than their lesser known, and rarely seen, cousins the invisigoths.
Posted by: Jeff P. | May 18, 2004 at 05:32 AM
Didn't anyone see Gladiator? Russell Crowe was fighting the Visigoths at the start of the movie.
Posted by: Sheepboy | May 18, 2004 at 05:45 AM
Thanks, Sheepboy. I thought it was a Chihuahua.
Posted by: MOTW | May 18, 2004 at 06:51 AM
He was fighting the Visigoths because they were after his chihuahua. Easy to confuse...
Posted by: Dan Gross | May 18, 2004 at 06:53 AM
What? I have too worked with both!
Posted by: Al Picino | May 18, 2004 at 06:56 AM
Ya know, i have to admit that "Visigoths Crown the Chihuahua" wbagnfarb.
Posted by: igwanna | May 18, 2004 at 08:05 AM
"...until the early eighth century."
Huh. That makes them like ... what ... 400 years old?!
Exactly which century are you living in, Punky?
Posted by: elfbrains | May 18, 2004 at 08:09 AM
*suppose they are related in some fashion to orcs or goblins or ringwraiths*
By their lack of personal hygiene, I would guess that Visigoths are related to dwarves or men.
Gimli, Eomer and Aragorn all evidently had the very same hairdressers in their movies.
Posted by: Lily | May 18, 2004 at 08:30 AM
Note to Chaz Stevens: Before you chastize someone else for his word choice, make sure YOU know of what you speak. "Enquiring" is as acceptable as "inquiring" - potayto/potato; tomayto/tomato (pardon me but I don't know how to do the pronunciation symbols on the computer).
Posted by: jinghau | May 18, 2004 at 08:40 AM
I thought Al Pacino was a chihuahua.
Posted by: Jon | May 18, 2004 at 09:16 AM
Chaz Stevens and jinghau,
I thought the National Enquirer used that "Enquiring minds want to know" tag line and that is what i was emulating, not "inquiring minds..." but i don't read the rag so i will eat my pixels if that is not the case. i do read Onion and Weekly World News, but National E/Inquirer, nah. hmmm...who will 'fess up to reading it and tell us the trooth? (eg)
Posted by: waxwing | May 18, 2004 at 10:09 AM
Note to imposter: the joke would've been a heck of a lot funnier if you had spelled "Al Pacino" correcly. Still a good laugh, just at you instead of with you now.
8-)
Posted by: Alex | May 18, 2004 at 12:18 PM
Hey ALex, does this mean you are no longer grounded?
Posted by: Lily | May 18, 2004 at 12:31 PM
I never was grounded. Besides, my computer is in my room. ;-)
Posted by: Alex | May 18, 2004 at 12:37 PM
We have one computer - in the living room, and nothing gets typed on here that I don't know about. My kids get away with nothing. Nothing.
Posted by: Lily | May 18, 2004 at 12:51 PM
Were the Goths (visi- or otherwise) all mopey and dressed in black?
Posted by: Mike Weasel | May 18, 2004 at 01:48 PM