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May 19, 2004

HOSTESS OF THE WEEK

This blog totally understands where this woman was coming from.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

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FIRST! woohoo! (ok, now to go check out the link)

"Unwanted Houseguests" wbagnfarb

Why couldn't she do it the old-fashioned way?

It's kinda sad, actually. When I was younger, I had a similar situation, but I just moved out myself, and my roommate, who was friends with them, later moved out, too. I don't know what I would have done if it had been my house, though.

GREAT JOB FARKY! VERY FUNNY!

FACE RED, PLEASE IGNORE PREVIOUS COMMENT. THANK YOU...

MKJ - my thoughts exactly. Some well-aimed methane would have worked like a charm. The reek of dairy aire.

Alex, be adivised - if you start smelling natural gas at home it may just be that Mom is tired of fighting with you about your rights...

Actually, I think the problem was the fact that I was writing online. Nobody cares about the computer. I've had it password-protected, and I got no complaints. Mom says she didn't bother to look at it anyway.

I could've run a drug-dealing business and kept the records on here, and she wouldn't have noticed! Damn, another wasted...er...non-wasted (due to lack of drug business) opportunity. Just so I don't blog about it...

JK. You guys believe I'm not a drug dealer, right?

Gassed Gick Monsters wbagnfarb?

Yo, it's in Victorville, a stone's throw from San Bernardino, where I live (but not on purpose). Of *course* the gas didn't work; anybody who lives in San Bernardino Area could tell you that SBdno already gives off an offensive aroma 4 days out of 7.

Yes, glorious San Bernardino (motto: "The Life-Sucking Vortex").


AmberM

But they do host a nice Ren Faire...

That they do, Mike...and I get to be there every weekend during the run!! I'm one of those crazy folks that gets up at 04:30 on a Saturday and drives like hell to get there so I can get my props set up and be in costume before they open the gates...thank goodness for the 24-hour Starbucks drive-thru on the way!

=^..^=

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