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May 10, 2004
FOR ECOLOGY BUFFS
An important new product.
(Thanks to denis mckervey)
Posted by judi on May 10, 2004 at 09:04 AM in Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes | Permalink
Comments
Oh, judi! It sure isn't Johnny Depp.
Posted by: MOTW | 09:07 AM on May 10, 2004
Darn that black mold! I've tried rubbing and scrubbing, but it keeps returning!
Posted by: MOTW | 09:08 AM on May 10, 2004
Is she French? Oh, wait, she is wearing something.
Posted by: ??? | 09:10 AM on May 10, 2004
*strokes Punky* ;-)
I dunno, I hate possums and she really looks like she should check into a hair-removal clinic.
Maybe if the fur was party-colored instead...?
Posted by: eadn | 09:10 AM on May 10, 2004
I've been an innocent bystander for the last couple weeks, but wow Punky, that was pretty risque.
Great job, keep up the dirty work!
Posted by: Brian B | 09:11 AM on May 10, 2004
Rats, it's too late to buy mom some possum-fur nipple warmers for mother's day!
Posted by: mudstuffin | 09:11 AM on May 10, 2004
So many very inappropriate comments...I'll be have.
Posted by: MeL | 09:15 AM on May 10, 2004
The Chia people are working overtime to rush their version of this to market on time for the summer gardening season.
Posted by: Lairbo | 09:16 AM on May 10, 2004
Uhh...behave even.
Posted by: MeL | 09:18 AM on May 10, 2004
So how does NZ money convert to American dollars? Can I afford this novelty item that will be "talked about for ever more"?
Posted by: Jessica | 09:18 AM on May 10, 2004
This explains why my wife is always playing dead in the bedroom.
Posted by: Big Dan | 09:18 AM on May 10, 2004
Today's word for the day:
pru·ri·ent
Function: adjective
Etymology: L prurient-, pruriens, present participle of prurire to itch, crave; akin to Latin pruna glowing coal, Sanskrit plosati he singes, and probably to Latin pruina hoarfrost -- more at FREEZE
: marked by or arousing an immoderate or unwholesome interest or desire; especially : marked by, arousing, or appealing to unusual sexual desire
- pru·ri·ent·ly adverb
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | 09:23 AM on May 10, 2004
So MKJ, does that bump us all up a bit on the kinky test? :-)
MeL, You? Behave? When did this start?! ;-)
Posted by: eadn | 09:28 AM on May 10, 2004
How do I decide whether to order the g-string in small, medium or large? I mean, would ordering small be an insult, or would large be the insult?
Posted by: stash | 09:31 AM on May 10, 2004
You could order all three to account for various states of trim.
Posted by: ??? | 09:32 AM on May 10, 2004
Excellent, Big Dan!! Women finally have a response to Viagra, et al!
Posted by: theresa | 09:39 AM on May 10, 2004
I didn't notice; does this fetching ensemble come with a flea and tick collar?
Posted by: Lairbo | 09:47 AM on May 10, 2004
I don't see the matching plumbers ..eh ...
Posted by: BarryFS | 10:17 AM on May 10, 2004
Possum fur nipples warmers: $7.50
Possum fur thong: $10.00
Knowing that you're snuggling with a part of a dead, over-sized rat-looking thing: priceless
Posted by: mudstuffin | 11:05 AM on May 10, 2004
sorry LM... there's just too much to read, y'know?
Posted by: judi | 11:15 AM on May 10, 2004
*spits Diet Coke at the monitor*
LOL...good one, mudstuffin!
Posted by: Beth | 11:20 AM on May 10, 2004
Elle wrote, "OR you could just stop waxing and get them for free......."
Excellent.
(But I'm assuming this only works for the bottom half for us ladies)
Posted by: barbi, with an "i", guinness | 11:27 AM on May 10, 2004
A smart person would have used beaver.
Posted by: Graz | 11:27 AM on May 10, 2004
Yeah, I think there is a category of animal that should be excluded from being made into intimate apparel.
Skunk comes to mind. Carp also. Armadillo. You get the idea.
Posted by: mudstuffin | 11:40 AM on May 10, 2004
Possum fur nipple warmers are multi functional.
--Oh the possibilities are endless
Great for cushioning your nipples
--Yes the chaffing is unbareable
by placing inside your bra, protecting from cold and excessive "show through"
--but what fun is life without a little show through
and fun to wear with the fur facing out as pictured.
--I have to say I can't imagine wearing them with the fur facing in
Keep them warm and make someone smile.
--I thought they were suppose to keep me warm not the other way around. Smiling? I think perhaps giggling hysterically.
Punky - I will model them for the calendar fur side out.
What no ode to possum poems?
Posted by: mad scientist | 12:01 PM on May 10, 2004
"....fur work is done by hand." The best always
is. Bada ding.
Posted by: funkypossum | 12:11 PM on May 10, 2004
A furry G-string - isn't that, er, redundant?
Posted by: Lmd33 | 12:20 PM on May 10, 2004
I kinda think it's redundant too Lmd33. God knows how much time women- including myself- spend engaged in unpleasant activities so that we are NOT furry in a g-string!
Posted by: looney girl | 12:51 PM on May 10, 2004
So here's my question: What's the diff between "unfit for the office" and "WARNING (BLAH BLAH BLAH LONG ACRONYM THAT PROBABLY MEANS SOMETHING)"?
Posted by: Factotum | 01:47 PM on May 10, 2004
Elle says, "Hey, it's so bad down there that I have to cover it with roadkill"?
Being from Georgia..I am going out collecting tonight! If any of you ladies are interested in some fine domestic Possom..Uncle Pine-cone has your product!
Posted by: Pine-cone Head | 02:20 PM on May 10, 2004
judi, thanks once again for the equal-opportunity post. 8-)
Nothing says love like roadkill lingerie. A good anniversary gift for sure.
Roadkill Underpants might bagnfarb, if it's one of those weird experimental bands.
Posted by: Alex | 02:36 PM on May 10, 2004
Alex, I think you were right the first time. Roadkill Lingerie is a great nfarb.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 02:46 PM on May 10, 2004
Hey..don't y'all (yes..y'all) be stealing my nrarb!! Roadkill Honeymoon!!
Dave will back me up that I entered this a couple of years ago.
Coming to you in music stores...very soon.
Posted by: Pine-cone Head | 02:54 PM on May 10, 2004
how about Roadkill honeymoon and the Furry Lingeriettes
Posted by: mad scientist | 03:15 PM on May 10, 2004
Factotum: Important distinction.
WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G means "Or If You Don't Want Your Mom To Think You're (Not Your) Gay".
That warning refers specifically to hunky (possibly half-nekkid) men -- which is kind of Judi's trademark or benchmark or something.
Clearly Judi made use of the more general, but lesser-used "Osborne" warning because this link was to a half-nekkid girl.
Not trying to talk out of turn -- and anyone correct me here.
Posted by: Garret | 04:24 PM on May 10, 2004
coming this summer to a theater near you...
ATTACK OF THE HORNY KILLER SEA URCHINS!!
Starring:
Cameron Diaz as - The Girl
Keanu Reeves as - The Boy
AND
Dustin Hoffman as - THE HORNY KILLER SEA URCHIN
Posted by: jk | 04:30 PM on May 10, 2004
I hate to take the fun out of the prurient roadkill discussions, but the NZ possum isn't the same critter as the American possum. In fact, it's not even from NZ. It's from Australia. It's an introduced species, and a huge pest - a bit like Elvis clones only smaller and there are more of them. Ironically, wiping them out (of NZ) is the ecologically correct thing to do. Even more ironically, they are endangered in Australia.
In any event, the fur is very soft - like mink or chinchilla. It is blended with local merino wool, and the yarns are used to make sweaters and the like. I picked a sweater up last time I went to Auckland. Bloody expensive, but really nice.
Posted by: Zheeeem | 11:07 PM on May 10, 2004
There are a lot of pests here in America. Rats, mice, birds, Tom Daschle, etc. But good God fearin people don't go turning our pests into underwear.
I cannot IMAGINE a woman looking at you with love in her eyes when you give her a possum G-string. You wouldn't get any for two months, and even if she WAS aroused by the gift and WANTED to go for it, you probably wouldn't want any...
Posted by: cheese_ball839 | 02:26 AM on May 11, 2004
by placing inside your bra, protecting from cold and excessive "show through"
--but what fun is life without a little show through
I think show through would remain a problem, but at a greater scale. Can you picture them under a close fitting sweater? Instead of normal protrusions, you'd have these big furry discs. That's a hell of a first impression:
"She seems like a decent gal, pretty & all, but I just can't get past the furry nipples."
Posted by: LM | 04:11 AM on May 11, 2004
I'll bet Granny Clampett had a bunch of those.
Posted by: Jon | 05:53 AM on May 11, 2004
Hey Jon, thanks for the visual I didn't need.
Now I can't get Irene Ryan out of my head!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Jeff P. | 06:54 AM on May 11, 2004
Hey Zheeeem, looks like no one really read a word you wrote. What a shock! ;-)
Posted by: barbi, with an "i", guinness | 09:24 AM on May 11, 2004
"Not really, Lmd33. What about those poor, chilled people with their nether parts Brazilian waxed or worse?" - djtonyb
I can see you point, but something about spending lots of money, time and pain in getting a Brazillian wax, then spending more money and time to replace what you just spent a lot of money, time and pain getting rid of, just screams 'poor management' to me.
Posted by: Lmd33 | 11:45 AM on May 11, 2004
Perfect!
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