AND THE SO-CALLED "FEDERAL GOVERNMENT" DOES NOTHING
Minneapolis faces a severe clown shortage.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
Update: Whoops. Looks like this is yet another pesky registration site. For the benefit of those of you who do not wish to go to the trouble of supplying false information, the gist of the story is: Minneapolis is facing a severe clown shortage.
Update Update: Apparently some of the time this is not a registration site. We will never understand this crazy Internet thing.