LEGAL DEFENSE OF THE WEEK
(Thanks to Liz Batty)
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April 23, 2004
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"Impertinent Roosters" wbagnfarb.
Oh, first. ;)
Posted by: Guin | April 23, 2004 at 05:41 AM
First!
OMG! I've become one of them.
Posted by: Garret | April 23, 2004 at 05:41 AM
Curse you, Guin.
Second ... and third!
Oh wait, I'm not supposed to be doing this.
ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Posted by: Garret | April 23, 2004 at 05:42 AM
Gansta Chickens...wbagnfarb
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2004 at 05:46 AM
Does anything normal happen in Australia?
Posted by: DISC | April 23, 2004 at 05:50 AM
Does "Manuel Urbina" (anagram: Banal Mu Urine) really have a license to practice law? If so, he needs more practice. That defense sucks eggs, even for Australia.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2004 at 05:56 AM
OK, I checked and it was Nicaragua, not Australia. Same difference.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2004 at 06:08 AM
Frankly, I don't buy it. I mean really, where are chickens going to get the mirrors and rolled up 100 dollar bills they need to use this stuff?
I think they were just holding for the guy. I say check his house for mirrors and large denomination bills.
I should be a prosecutor, huh? My logic is impeccable.
Posted by: Lily | April 23, 2004 at 06:55 AM
I think this guy's defense lawyer laid an egg.
Posted by: Gregg | April 23, 2004 at 06:57 AM
ROTFL, the most satifying thing of all was telling Dan Gross' rooster above to DIE.
Posted by: igwanna | April 23, 2004 at 07:06 AM
I heard the roster was giving up the hens and will probably walk.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 23, 2004 at 07:08 AM
The rooster had a revolver, drugs, and two hens. Sounds like a BAD rooster. Pimping, drug running, gun toting roosters! I'm glad I just live in insane Ohio where we just acquired the right to carry concealed weapons.
Posted by: Jessica | April 23, 2004 at 07:12 AM
Honey, these cracked eggs are delicious!
Posted by: MonsterMagnet | April 23, 2004 at 07:23 AM
The Sub Chicken is most definetly guilty. I got him to confess rather quickly. I asked him "where's the cocaine?" and he pointed right at it. Book 'em!
Posted by: BMX3 | April 23, 2004 at 07:32 AM
If the Rooster is high
My client must fly!
If there's crack in his s%$t
You must acquit!
Posted by: Christobol | April 23, 2004 at 07:35 AM
Whoa, Punky, whoa! Sometimes we blame our chicks too.
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2004 at 08:00 AM
When I grow up, I wanna be "absurd and impertinent"
Waitaminute!
Wow! How'd I get there so fast? ;-)
Posted by: eadn | April 23, 2004 at 09:03 AM
P.S. Hey Garret! Welcome to the party! :-)
*this post currently last*
Posted by: eadn | April 23, 2004 at 09:04 AM
Priceless Punky, Priceless!
Posted by: sadie | April 23, 2004 at 09:54 AM
Touche, bangi, touche.
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 23, 2004 at 10:02 AM
These guys are Nicaraguan. I wonder if they're familiar with the term "chutzpah"? This lawyer's got in, in truckloads. Love it.
Posted by: tivomarcia | April 23, 2004 at 11:55 AM
Anybody click on the "Couples Grow Fat Together" link? I always thought marrige was fattening, but now we know for sure.
Posted by: Lee | April 23, 2004 at 12:10 PM
Hmm..maybe that's what the cheerleader that went to school with me shoulda done when they found crack in her car. Dumbass.
Posted by: MeL | April 23, 2004 at 12:28 PM
This is my favorite excuse yet.
Dan Gross anagrams to "Gross Dan."
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | April 23, 2004 at 02:07 PM
Now we know what makes the chicken so subservient. Some reward!!
Posted by: Lmd33 | April 23, 2004 at 02:45 PM
That's incredible, Doug! Where did you get that anagramming program?
Posted by: igwanna | April 23, 2004 at 05:02 PM
I wrote the program myself.
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | April 23, 2004 at 05:09 PM
"Iviorienne" is an extremely difficult one, for example. What I do is, I line up the letters alphabetically, like this: EEIIINNORV
Three I's is a major, major problem with this garbage. You have to look at "vinier" as a possibility, leaving EINO, but those four letters don't give us any words (in the English language). Try to create versatility by saving the easy-to-use letters. This is a highly awkward situation, because we're dealing with so many duplicates. So my best suggestion is: "I rein ovine." It's not the best anagram ever, but there isn't much to work with in this case.
So there you are, Iviorienne. Is that French, by the way?
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | April 23, 2004 at 06:00 PM
Nice try "an alien" but our Doug's a Master! First convert your clicky-name to key-strokes, then jest set back and watch! :-)
heh heh, Master Brockmeier may just beat you to the post and use your last! ;-)
Posted by: eadn | April 23, 2004 at 06:24 PM
Doug? Sir Brockheimer, sir? Not that you need my help, but I'm gonna suggest turning "an alien"'s response into alt-numbers, then presumptive letters...WHEE! Should be interesting! :-)
Posted by: eadn | April 23, 2004 at 07:02 PM
You complaining alex?! :-)
Posted by: eadn | April 23, 2004 at 07:16 PM
IS that bad thing if I am rubbing off on people alex? :P
Posted by: MeL | April 23, 2004 at 07:43 PM
Like I really needed permission, alex? ;)
Posted by: MeL | April 23, 2004 at 07:49 PM
Ahh, the old blame it on the cock defense.
Posted by: Chaz | April 24, 2004 at 08:30 AM
It IS what gets most men in trouble, Chaz.
Posted by: MeL | April 24, 2004 at 08:44 AM
we must resist the urge to post a series of lawyer jokes....
btw...big tragedy last week....busload of lawyers went over a cliff killing all aboard.
Unfortunately, there were two empty seats on the bus...
Posted by: philintexas | April 24, 2004 at 06:45 PM