FORGET DISNEY WORLD
Here is your summer-vacation attraction.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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April 23, 2004
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That does it. I'm moving to the renaissance which is Kansas.
Posted by: Tomorrow's Man | April 23, 2004 at 05:36 AM
but do they have the mini version of the world's largest Cheeto??
Posted by: jody | April 23, 2004 at 05:39 AM
"This one of a kind collection is displayed (when parked)"
I'm glad they pointed that out. I'm sure it cuts down on the number of cars attempting mid-highway-going-70mph viewings.
Posted by: Garret | April 23, 2004 at 05:40 AM
Sounds like it should be a Monty Python skit.
The World's Largest Collection of the World's Smallest Versions of the World's Largest Things on top of Other Things
Posted by: Leetie | April 23, 2004 at 05:40 AM
I want her life. I am not doing anything meaningful right now anyway.
Posted by: DISC | April 23, 2004 at 05:47 AM
Oh great,another disturbing fetish..I'm filled with umbrage...
Posted by: sean | April 23, 2004 at 05:47 AM
Look at the snow globes in the "store"!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!! Do not taunt happy fun globe.
Posted by: Leetie | April 23, 2004 at 05:48 AM
Hey Claire, say that three times fast.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 23, 2004 at 05:50 AM
You have no idea how disappointed I am that I missed the Oklahoma Tour in '03
Posted by: Rosella from Tulsa | April 23, 2004 at 05:53 AM
Reading the phrase "The World's Largest Collection of the World's Smallest Versions of the World's Largest Things" gives me a headache.
Posted by: TxGal | April 23, 2004 at 06:06 AM
"You must be THIS tall to view the attraction....."
Posted by: Andrea | April 23, 2004 at 06:45 AM
It reminds me of the carnival:
Come see the world's tallest midgets!
The world's biggest miniature horses!!
The non-bearded lady!
Posted by: Lisa | April 23, 2004 at 06:45 AM
What is a meta-photo, please?
Posted by: Jessica | April 23, 2004 at 06:54 AM
I want the world's smallest version of this van, for the pure irony of it.
Posted by: c00kie | April 23, 2004 at 07:18 AM
What if the van got stuck in....let's say some mud???? Would that make a good web site? You could pull it out with the smallest tow truck using a replica of the largest tow hook, and sell the video.
Posted by: BMX3 | April 23, 2004 at 07:25 AM
that site would get traffic ONLY if girls'n'thongs were helplessly stuck, etc. with beseeching and helplessly grateful gazes.
Posted by: Lisa | April 23, 2004 at 07:29 AM
No baby - it's really big. It's just that it's part of the LARGEST collection of the smallest versions of the LARGEST
hey - where ya goin?
Posted by: Christobol | April 23, 2004 at 07:30 AM
Laughs and laughs
Posted by: Lisa | April 23, 2004 at 07:33 AM
Or Barry Manilow's beak?
Oh look, how cute! It's a tiny replica of Steven Seagal's ego!
Posted by: Gregg | April 23, 2004 at 10:34 AM
And now for something completely different...
Announcer: Tonight on BBC 1 we will have a video of the World's Largest Collection of World's Smallest Versions of World's Largest Things taken next to the world's Largest Ball of Twine by the worlds tallest man with the worlds smallest video camera in the city with the longest name Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch in North Wales.
Posted by: BMX3 | April 23, 2004 at 11:42 AM
You people ain't right.
Good.
I've been looking for a place to hang out.
Posted by: bradka | April 24, 2004 at 04:50 PM
It takes true talent to replicate a ball of twine
Posted by: mahagani | May 10, 2004 at 01:01 PM
I guess I should be happy that I have a bank who cares enough to remind me of my checking and savings balance every so often. I have a sneaky suspicion that they're not doing it for my benefit however.
As an example, here's a recent official bank statement they graciously sent me a couple weeks ago. I am not making this up by the way.
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Dear Little Person,
After carefully checking our records, we've come to the conclusion that we've got billions and billions of dollars just laying around. In fact at this very momemt, hundred dollar bills are being thrown around the office by our staff members to celebrate this jovial and festive moment.
PS - You however are broke this month.
Sincerely,
The Bank
On the bright side though, they printed this on expensive paper with a really neat water mark and official seal of approval, which I'm positive was cleverly designed by monkeys. I wonder if I could make any money by selling this hot item on ebay? I wonder if I could afford a monkey to design clever logos for me?
Which brings me to my point. You should all go onto ebay and lookup monkeys for sale. They are an endangered species after all, and we should really do everything in our power to help their numbers flourish. As I've mentioned earlier, they are really gifted and worth saving as a species.
AaronW.
Posted by: Aaron Wester | June 03, 2004 at 08:46 AM