DALLAS APARTMENT-DWELLING COBRAS UPDATE
Apparently Dallas is infested with cobras. Fortunately, snake hunter Daryl Sprout is on the job.
UPDATE: Commenter gfunksizzle comments: "I hope Daryl Sprout, snake hunter, has a theme song. That'd make it a lot cooler."
This blog agrees, and suggests that we all write such a song. It might go something like:
If you got a snake
That you want to get out
The man to call
Is Daryl Sprout