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April 30, 2004

CURIOUS BASEBALL FANS

We demand to know more about this incident (paragraph 3); did it have anything to do with the fact that the pitcher's name is Bong?

(Thanks to Garret Wood)

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Does he qualify for medicinal lava lamps?

By the way, somewhere near Durham, NC there's an official sign for an actual park called "Bong Recreation Area."

As you might guess, this sign gets stolen with alarming frequency.

Bong and Liefer.

All they needed was a Bud and they were gold.

And how do you get accidentally locked in a bathroom?

And did he have to crawl out under the door?

Remember, this is minor league.

The "clubhouse bathroom" is actually a port-o-potty, and it is very popular among the players to tip those over when a new teammate goes in.

League bylaws require that most of the excrement be hosed off the player prior to continued play - hence the 15 minute delay.

Better Jung Kuen Bong then Ben Dover I'd say.

We'd better start a Clubhouse Restroom Trauma support group right away.

I feel compelled to point out that the Indians only got five hits off Bong -- for the whole team mind you!

Good point Garret.

I'm surprised it took them so long to figure out they were just giving the opposing pitcher a bj.

Do you feel high?
No man.
Me either.
This bong sucks.
No guys, I think we suck.

I've long suspected the bong has shut down the Tribe. I guess this proves it.

Congrats, Garret - the comments are a lot funnier than the story~

Bong & The Tribe-Beating Bats -- gnfarb?

Nice play on words in the article: "Bong (2-2) also had one hit ..."

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