ATTENTION: MEN WITH REALLY SMALL SHOES
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
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April 21, 2004
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p.s. It's got nothing to do with shoe size. It's the hands. Geez.
Posted by: judi | April 21, 2004 at 09:38 AM
Nah! Its the nose.
Posted by: BarryFS | April 21, 2004 at 09:40 AM
Now they tell me.
*note to self--must break up with the clown*
Posted by: Bangi_G | April 21, 2004 at 09:42 AM
Hands!thats what i heard--the hypotenuse of the thumb-forefinger triangle.
im guessing THATS not true either...
Posted by: Bangladeshi_gurl | April 21, 2004 at 09:45 AM
13 cm = 5.07 inches. In case anyone is counting.
Posted by: Lmd33 | April 21, 2004 at 09:51 AM
I vote women start measuring and comparing all the possibilities for themselves at every opportunity. Eventually men will just get used to it. To paraphrase Annie Savoy in "Bull Durham," a man will do anything if he thinks it's foreplay.
Posted by: Shannon | April 21, 2004 at 09:51 AM
Good! One more thing I've never had to worry about that I don't have to worry about!
Bangi_Gurl, I hadn't heard the hypotenuse one, but judi, hands, fingers, forget which all ones were involved...not to get unwieldy or anything ;-)
Posted by: eadn | April 21, 2004 at 09:52 AM
I mean just look at a stallion with a hard on, if its wearing shoes.
Posted by: BarryFS | April 21, 2004 at 09:52 AM
stretching it must hurt quite a bit :(
and Bangi - it's all about the thumbs, in my experience, it is about 2.5 times the length of his thumb. But I swear it was all in the name of research!
Posted by: surfbunny | April 21, 2004 at 09:55 AM
surfbunny, only if it's used for a tractor-pull ;-)
Posted by: eadn | April 21, 2004 at 09:57 AM
As someone who wears a size 13 shoe, ... maybe I'll jsut leave it at that.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 21, 2004 at 10:01 AM
I can spell "just"... really.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 21, 2004 at 10:04 AM
i guess i should stop pretending these size 18 shoes fit me.
Posted by: hideki yukawa | April 21, 2004 at 10:16 AM
Bangi,
Let's do a study. I'll bet we could get government funding. Then all day long we can stretch and measure penises and hands while, of course, taking lots of blogging breaks. Which job do you want?
Posted by: Jessica | April 21, 2004 at 10:31 AM
What about hat size?
Posted by: mudstuffin | April 21, 2004 at 10:36 AM
I think "stretch" might be a euphemism. And if it is, then I am so very disappointed at the prospects of that.
Posted by: crash | April 21, 2004 at 10:54 AM
They did this on MTV'S Big Urban Myth Show once.
Posted by: MeL | April 21, 2004 at 11:14 AM
probably because they have a small urban myth... if you know what i mean.
Posted by: judi | April 21, 2004 at 11:32 AM
Did everyone know that there IS a direct correllation between your arms and your feet?
This is true. Your foot will be the exact same size as the distance between your elbow and your wrist.
Go ahead and check and let me know your results.
I'm waiting . . .
Posted by: grimreaper | April 21, 2004 at 11:38 AM
What about the size of the wallet, ladies?
Posted by: nouti | April 21, 2004 at 11:44 AM
I have discovered that my feet exactly fit my shoes. What does this mean?
Posted by: BarryFS | April 21, 2004 at 11:46 AM
MTV has a myth? What's MTVs thumb length, surfbunny?
Posted by: Con | April 21, 2004 at 11:48 AM
Stretched Penile Length would not bagnfarb!
Posted by: BMX3 | April 21, 2004 at 11:52 AM
I would guess measuring stretched penile length can't be any more painful (or pleasurable??) than, say...skydiving naked. Apparently.
Posted by: Andy | April 21, 2004 at 01:20 PM
That's why it's best to have size and talent.
Posted by: Graz | April 21, 2004 at 07:22 PM
Size and talent ARE the best combination.
Incidentally, the only time that I can remember being flashed, the flasher felt it was necessary to streeeetch it out also. All this time I thought it was for my visual pleasure (didn't quite hit the mark, so to speak) but now, maybe he was just doing the shoe size experiment and I just happened to be standing there!
Posted by: Lisa | April 22, 2004 at 02:47 AM
Urologist's wife to urologist: "So, what'd you do at work today, honey?"
Posted by: thiggypop | April 22, 2004 at 11:14 AM