ADVISORY

We keep getting email from people, some of them irate, who want this blog to fix the clock, because apparently this blog is off by an hour. In response, we would like to say that: (1) We don't know how to fix the damn clock, and (2) If you are relying on this blog for the accurate time, or anything else that involves accuracy, then you are on the wrong blog. This blog is about issues. Thank you.

The time at the tone is eleventeen hundred hours centigrade. BEEP.

Comments

[Lily]

*looks around at the wreckage and is very grateful to have not been here when whatever is that happened, happened. Picks up the most undamaged chair up, dusts it off and sets a three layer Red Velvet birthday cake on it and lights the candle. The candle begins softly playing the Happy Birthday song. Carefully picks way through the broken glass, etc. and tiptoes out so as not to disturb the proceedings, whatever they may be.*

Happy Birthday Surfbunny!

[eadn]

OK! I wanna piece *hic* :-)

Uhh, who's still got a steady hand?!

[eadn]

Oh MY! We're nearing 800! Ain't that the "literary" section of the Dewey Decimal System?! ;-)

An' Lady Punky, I did try to touch your own birthday comment, but got fouled up in the riggings between politeness, lust, and the fact that Your day is the same as was my Dad's ('cept he was born in 1923)

In any case, Dear Lass, I'm sure Lily will be Most Gracious with chocoholics and only a single candle to sweetly light your day by! :-)

[Susan]

I'm sure this can hit 800 by midnight, in some timezone. But where is everyone?

[Punky Brewster]

Present!

Just watching Sex and the City on DVD.

But I'm here.

What number is this ... let's see ... 800!

[eadn]

Susan, may I have this dance?

[eadn]

heh heh heh, Punky Dear Lass, I'm beginning to suspect that I'll be chasing Your Bloglit-tail long after the two suns in the sunset are done!

(P.S. don't let MeL know of your skills, else I may just end up chasing my own non-existent tail and turning into just some sortof cheesy butler! ;-)

[Con]

Wow I leave and y'all have a party. Fine.

#801

[eadn]

Con, THIS is actually #804

[eadn]

Con, YOU IS OK!

I guess my LTTG is catching even to guys! Anyways, I WAS LTTG to #666. No matter, The MOAT in The Blog,s AIEEE! doth ("doth" even!) go on. There came the sonic boom!! at #761 which rocked The Blog tower! Now, we have reached the Deweyvangelism of literary shelfnificance! Passed 800 and a long row to hoe to get to the 9s.

Now, in True Bloglit style, I've lost my point! C'est la me.... ;-)

[djtonyb]

Ahh, good to see the tradition is still going. Haven't had much time to visit blogland today, what with the horrible hangover and all. I see lily did a drive-by with her dessert cart.

Mmmmmmmm... Red Velvet!

[Lily]

Punky,
You may certainly have a cake for your birthday. What kind would you like? And would you like music playing candles or the really nifty re-lighting candles that everyone gets such a charge out of on everyone elses cake but think are a such a huge embarrasment on their own.

And with a heartfelt wish and a desperate effort to tie this into the original topic, surfbunny, may you have many thousands more seconds on your personal Death Clock!

[Graz]

Hippy Barthday, surfbunny

[Genevieve]

I think we need some sort of topic to discuss to continue this journey. Perhaps we could chat about the various amenities offered at eadn's condo?
I'm presupposing that you will let me be a guest/resident, eadn; do you have a bit of room for me (if you're awake to answer)?

[Graz]

If eadn has no room, I have the entire downtown Hades Hilton leased until 2540.

Swimming pool, movie stars.

[Punky Brewster]

815.

that is all.

*sips margarita and smiles*

[Graz]

You still up Punky? Wow.

*slams back a shot of Ouzo*

[Genevieve]

There must be a sauna in hell.

[Graz]

Sauna? All ya have to do is splash some water on any rock, and there ya go!

But they do have A/C at the Hilton and at eadn's condo.

[Genevieve]

That was an absolutely brilliant comment I just made. Applause, please.

[Graz]

Clap, clap, 'woohoo!'

[Graz]

But they do have sauna zones in hell.

It's where they have really heavy guys in small towels for ambiance.

[Genevieve]

Hence the brilliance of my comment, Graz.

[Genevieve]

To continue that thought, I mean that after making the comment, I realized many of its disturbing possibilities and implications.

[Graz]

Maybe in a few eons those large guys will be buff and slim?

[Genevieve]

Because they've been sitting around sweating for ages, I'd predict slim but not buff.

[Punky Brewster]

Hey guys ... just getting up to pee ... and it's back to bed I go.

Have fun without me :)

8.2.6.

[Genevieve]

No need to pee on the blog, Punky!
;)

[eadn]

Thanks for the info Punky ;-)

Actually, I checked into my email for *skip it* and decided to see how the MOAT was doing.

I'm just off to bed, but Genevieve, Yes! You're Welcome in my condo! More tomorrow when I have a brain by which to think! :-)

[Susan]

eadn-I wish I could have stuck around last night-you may certainly have had that dance. Unfortunately, I was at work and had to go pretend to be productive. Maybe a rain check?

I wonder when this will hit 1000. And what will happen then...

[Susan]

That is about what I expected.

[eadn]

Morning? All,

Lessee air-conditioning...check, saunas...check.

Graz, I gotta check in with Dante and see how the deals are going...maybe give him a little jab with the pitchfork (if I can remember where I left it ;-)

[Genevieve]

Now I can rest easy knowing that I've got a place to go, so thanks, eadn.
I just realized the irony of asking about "amenities" in hell. That word simply doesn't belong in hell, if you catch my implication.

[eadn]

Well, Genevieve, actually there are "amanytease" in Hell ;-)

Just to keep things stirred up, ya know :-)

[Lee]

840! Wo Ho! Just keeping the thread alive.

[Genevieve]

You are right eadn, but I'm afraid the oversize, sweaty men in the sauna aren't among them!

[eadn]

Genevieve, not to digress, let alone undress, but I've never been over-sized so I don't know.

Perhaps they're buff when slim for so long carrying that weight all over.

Hmmm, makes me wonder if that 300-pound lady I slid sideways past in the store today, might not actually have a shot at Ms. Olympia given time, diet, and all?!

Is a puzzlement! (Sorry but I love that line from the King and I! :-)

In the mantime, skip them saunatized men. They're just there to make it unbearably humid wit de heat :-)

[eadn]

In the meantime, at the tone...

[eadn]

The time will be...

[eadn]

(given I'm always LTTG ;-)

[eadn]

In another post or so..:-)

[eadn]

or not...

[eadn]

Post #848!

A full-circle spiral to Dave's (himself!) post-time!

Can I get a beer with that?! :-)

[Genevieve]

Good work eadn, although post #848 at 8:48 would have been even more clever.
Not that I would have even thought about the significance of the number prior to your post, mind you:)

[eadn]

Thanks, Genevieve, but since I'm usually LTTG, I'm gonna keep my crow feather even though I don't wear a cap! :-)

[Graz]

Genevieve

Don't sweat the sweaty guys.

Eadn

Do let me know 'bout them deals.

[Blogchik]

Just starting up the thread for the day...the thread that will never die...long live the thread!

[evil little pixie]

Since the origional topic was time (I think), isn't it hard to believe that the comments section has been around for less than two months? I feel like I've known y'all for much longer than that!

[eadn]

Graz, I just checked with the zombies and they said they had the pipeline laid down as far as they could go from Hel. (somewhere in the middle Halliburton got involved, but I got a refund on the overcharges ;-) It's up to the imps to take it the rest of the way to the Hades Hilton. Ya wanna borrow my pitchfork to keep 'em moving? :-)

[eadn]

Sorry I missed your sleepover Punky! However, it did seem that you had Graz well in hand ;-)

[eadn]

Punky, let me permit you with a standing-order! ;-)

[Blogchik]

Ok, dj:

Retrospectively FIRST!

I did post first, you know. First of all the mighty thread.

All hail the MOAT.

So, Punky, were you commended on your weiner-erecting abilities?

[Lee]

Hey punky, you posted the link to the test, but not your score! What are you hiding, kinkster? ;-)

[Graz]

I do have to give Punky the kudos.

It was the fastest, and longest standing weiner erection that I have ever been party to.

Also, you must all know that the difference between erotic and kinky is...

[Graz]

Erotic is where you use a feather.....

Kinky is where you use the whole damn chicken.

[eadn]

Slick, Graz, verrry slick! :-)

[Lee]

Considering how badly that chicken's been used; we're a pretty kinky bunch! Get thee over to the Carstuckgirls thread and take punky's kinky test! I need to see everyone's score! Very, very badly. ;->

[Lee]

867, for anyone still keeping count.

[eadn]

Hell, just movin' it along.

Nothing of note here 'cept...

#868 and still alive :-)

[Punky Brewster]

Kinky Test Score: 505

Post Number: 869

[Leetie]

Just wanted to help this thread stumble one step closer to the ultimate goal... which is... um,... Alex, help me out? Are we shooting for sheer number of posts or an incredible length of time to still be alive???

[eadn]

Leetie Lady :-) I would venture that once Dave's Blog turns to the May calendar, this MOAT will lose interest in the weaving ;-)

However, I do think, as an Honor to us! that it should be banked in the Productivity Enhancers section just to make us all smile! :-)

[alex]

Leetie,

We're trying to make the thread go on forever, hence the monikers:

The Thread That Wouldn't Die

The Eternal Thread

Any other numbers are a trick to keep us motivated. Can we literally bat 1000, here?

[alex]

#873. Just to keep count.

[Leetie]

Ok, I'll do my best to help. Perhaps bring an interesting link or 2. I'm surfing worth1000.com this morning... currently quite amused by the postage stamp entries here. I'd kill for the Greg Brady stamp.

[eadn]

ACK! Leetie, I checked into your link and the first thing to hit me in the face was Pee-Wee Herman! Thankfully, Timothy Leary popped up right after with a tab of acid! ;-)

In the meantime, Good Morning All! And I have the coffee on extra-strong today! :-)

#875

[Blogchik]

It's sad to say, but I'm neglecting the rest of the blog in favor of the Eternal Thread.

Long live the thread!

#876 and all's well...

[Punky Brewster]

877.

Slept until 1 PM.

Wondering if I should eat breakfast or lunch now?

Decisions. Decisions.

[alex]

Yes, all is well. And eerily quiet since I got away from my roommate and into a computer lab. Not like he speaks, but there's no obnoxiously loud rock music playing in the backgroud behind the sound effects of his computer games. Kinda reminds me of the subject of this blog.

877.

[alex]

oops. that was 878.

879.

[alex]

Punky,

This probably won't work with you, because it doesn't really help someone keep a nice figure ;) but, given my stomach capacity, I just eat breakfast and lunch at the same time. Also time-efficient so I can waste more time here. :)

[alex]

And now for something completely different.

I think my computer's a pot-head.

[Graz]

8 8 2

Here I am at work again.

Why wasn't I born wealthy?

[Leetie]

What happened to "I hear crickets chirping" on your blog, Alex? I was going to gloat about being a grammar god!!!

[Leetie]

Whoops, never mind, they're back again... maybe your computer really is stoned... but now my comment is not being accepted...

[Leetie]

*spoken ala Barney from the Simpsons when his heart stops*

"whoops, there it goes!"

[steven]

515 on punky's kink test
just wanted to help out the MOAT

[Punky Brewster]

Well done, Steven.

Being the competitive person that I am ... I'm certain that I can beat your 515 (its only 10 more points than what I scored!) ... Anyone have some free time on their hands (or knees) and feel like helping me beat Steven's score?

Oh, and #888!

[steven]

#889
Hey. punky Ive got plenty of time to spend on my hands or knees(but then we will both get the same # of points)..you'll never catch up with me ;)

[Graz]

Punky, with my 570, I can get you there....."there" being open to your own definition.

[steven]

WOW Graz, 570 I'm impressed!!!

[Graz]

I also got a 90 out of 100 on the test that Lee posted on the stuckcargirls thread.

Maybe I should shoot for 100.....it'd give me a goal in life.

[steven]

I only got an 80.. and I thought I had tried or was willing to try anything.
Graz, you're my hero!

[evil little pixie]

Just to help the MOAT along, I'll post the same entry as on another thread. My score on the kinky test was 216, altough it would have been higer had "sex" been replaced with "heavy making out that's almost as satisfying and won't get you pregnant."
#894

[Punky Brewster]

I scored an 85 on the other kinky test.

Damn Mile High Club!

[Graz]

Punky, that was my achilles heel on that test also.

[eadn]

#898

And late to the gate.

That's my fate.

Good Morning, Everyone :-)

[Graz]

Actually, I haven't been to Fiji since 1985. Might be worth investigating.

Whatever you need me to do to help out, Punky;-{)

[Lee (490 and counting ;-)]

Obligatory daily post to the big, giant thread!

900!!!!

[eadn]

Lee, WaytaGo!

It's been bugging me since this morning, but I couldn't come up with a 900 reference that would do.

But I think you capped it for me since I usually do check the MOAT first when I first check into The Blog in the morning! :-)

(P.S. All, feel free to shoot me for one of the worst sentence structures I've ever used ;-)

[Lee (490 and counting ;-)]

Thanks, eadn. Just doin' my part to get us over 1000. I wonder if the blog will implode...

[Lee (490 and counting ;-)]

Ok, you asked for a 900 reference. I give you The 900 Club. Warning: this site might be harmful to your eyes and/or appetite.

[Lee (490 and counting ;-)]

And another! The 900 Miler Club.

Key quote: "Have you ever thrown a rock at a bear? Why? What did the bear do? Has anyone seen a Panther? Have you been chased or threatened by a Wild Boar?"

[eadn]

Lee, Nope! Nope! Nope! The first time I tried the link, it didn't load right, so all I got was a half a dozen paragraphs and no pics.

When I tried a second time and REALIZED what I was doing, well, let's just say I'm fast on the "back" button!

By the way, What is (490 and counting ;-)? or should I remain clueless a while longer?

[eadn]

heh heh Lee, the 900 miler link was safe, but I think Punky and Graz are looking more vertically ;-)

[Lee (490 and counting ;-)]

That's my latest score on punky's kinky test, but I'm sure I can do better...

[eadn]

Ah, Lee, well I scored kinda middlin', but that's OK by me, I'm like born-&-bred security-conscious and still move at my own risk assessment (OK, my Dad was in primarily fire insurance, it rubs off ;-)

"Wild" is negotiable, but not flagrantly and some things the test asked just don't float my boat!

[Lee (490 and counting ;-)]

There's a few things on there that certain don't float my boat either, so I'll never get that perfect score. Har! ;-]

[Leetie]

Travelin' on the one after 909

[Leetie]

I LOVE THE BIG HONKIN' THREAD