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March 17, 2004

THE GUY DATING SCENE: AN UPDATE

It can get ugly out there.

(Thanks to Bob Coller)

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There ought to be a law, congress has been doing the same thing to us for years!

Are they planning a constitutional amendment to allow interspecies marriage?

"Honest, officer, I was just helping him over the fence!"

Presumably he could also not afford a prostitute...

& the poor donkey is left in war-torn Afghanistan thinking, "He never called, he never sent flowers..."

I hope he at least bought the donkey dinner beforehand.

It's all symbolic. It's about the Arab relatiionship with a certain political party.....

Welcome to Democracy...Where getting it in the ass is a way of life.

"A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey..."

I would guess this is a misprint...the "frustrated" part anyway....... looks to me like he solved that particular problem.....

and, in reality, can ANY of us really "afford to get married"??

And...Dave.... that heading for this particular blog piece that says..

"It can get ugly out there.
(Thanks to Bob Coller)"

Can we talk about this... I really have no part in how "ugly" it gets out there, and I don't know this guy....or the donkey..

I guess he took the phrase "get a little ass' literally.

in the borough of Kabul, a soldier burrowed in the burro's burrow. wonder if he was doing any beer bubble physics research that night.

"I thought you told me to go with the donkey?"

"Yeah, but you were supposed to ride it into town and go to the local cathouse!"

Reminds me of a current war joke:
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Q: Why are camels called "the ships of the desert"?
A: Because they are filled with Iraqi Seamen.

PLEASE SUBSTITUTE "full of" for "filled with" to make above joke more enjoyable.
That is all.

I'm not sure he's THAT much of an idiot...after all, we have no idea as to how attractive the donkey was.....

Well, at least he got off.

(From being punished...geez, you people!)

The only real problem was the walk around to kiss her!

And I thought my love life was bad! Didn't this poor guy ever think of just using his right hand??

Apparently using his hand would be a grave, grave sin, as would having sex outside of marriage ... which clearly explains why he would opt to do something commonly known to be revered by God as honorable and sacrificial; like boinking a donkey's ASS.

Get this man a bible ... Or an Inflatable Susie. Either one would do, really.

or an inflatable goat, for that matter. BTW, for those of you who knew about that, my roomate didn't really know what to do when it showed up...

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