THE GUY DATING SCENE: AN UPDATE
It can get ugly out there.
(Thanks to Bob Coller)
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It can get ugly out there.
(Thanks to Bob Coller)
Posted by Dave on March 17, 2004 at 03:40 AM | Permalink
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There ought to be a law, congress has been doing the same thing to us for years!
Posted by: agent 66 | March 17, 2004 at 03:44 AM
Are they planning a constitutional amendment to allow interspecies marriage?
Posted by: agent 66 | March 17, 2004 at 03:46 AM
"Honest, officer, I was just helping him over the fence!"
Posted by: twopuppies | March 17, 2004 at 03:47 AM
Presumably he could also not afford a prostitute...
Posted by: Blognik | March 17, 2004 at 03:49 AM
& the poor donkey is left in war-torn Afghanistan thinking, "He never called, he never sent flowers..."
Posted by: lurker | March 17, 2004 at 03:51 AM
I hope he at least bought the donkey dinner beforehand.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 17, 2004 at 03:52 AM
It's all symbolic. It's about the Arab relatiionship with a certain political party.....
Posted by: steve | March 17, 2004 at 03:53 AM
Welcome to Democracy...Where getting it in the ass is a way of life.
Posted by: agent 66 | March 17, 2004 at 03:56 AM
"A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey..."
I would guess this is a misprint...the "frustrated" part anyway....... looks to me like he solved that particular problem.....
and, in reality, can ANY of us really "afford to get married"??
Posted by: The Bob | March 17, 2004 at 04:01 AM
And...Dave.... that heading for this particular blog piece that says..
"It can get ugly out there.
(Thanks to Bob Coller)"
Can we talk about this... I really have no part in how "ugly" it gets out there, and I don't know this guy....or the donkey..
Posted by: The Bob | March 17, 2004 at 04:04 AM
I guess he took the phrase "get a little ass' literally.
Posted by: Tee | March 17, 2004 at 04:12 AM
in the borough of Kabul, a soldier burrowed in the burro's burrow. wonder if he was doing any beer bubble physics research that night.
Posted by: sean | March 17, 2004 at 04:41 AM
"I thought you told me to go with the donkey?"
"Yeah, but you were supposed to ride it into town and go to the local cathouse!"
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 17, 2004 at 04:48 AM
Reminds me of a current war joke:
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Q: Why are camels called "the ships of the desert"?
A: Because they are filled with Iraqi Seamen.
Posted by: DBOE | March 17, 2004 at 06:12 AM
PLEASE SUBSTITUTE "full of" for "filled with" to make above joke more enjoyable.
That is all.
Posted by: DBOE | March 17, 2004 at 06:15 AM
I'm not sure he's THAT much of an idiot...after all, we have no idea as to how attractive the donkey was.....
Posted by: The Bob | March 17, 2004 at 08:49 AM
Well, at least he got off.
(From being punished...geez, you people!)
Posted by: Chris | March 17, 2004 at 09:53 AM
The only real problem was the walk around to kiss her!
Posted by: Chanoc | March 17, 2004 at 12:05 PM
And I thought my love life was bad! Didn't this poor guy ever think of just using his right hand??
Posted by: looney girl | March 17, 2004 at 01:49 PM
Apparently using his hand would be a grave, grave sin, as would having sex outside of marriage ... which clearly explains why he would opt to do something commonly known to be revered by God as honorable and sacrificial; like boinking a donkey's ASS.
Get this man a bible ... Or an Inflatable Susie. Either one would do, really.
Posted by: Punky Brewster | March 17, 2004 at 05:09 PM
or an inflatable goat, for that matter. BTW, for those of you who knew about that, my roomate didn't really know what to do when it showed up...
Posted by: gfunksizzle | March 17, 2004 at 07:37 PM