SAFETY BREAKTHROUGH
Hot dogs are now safe from power saws.
(Thanks to Saheli Datta)
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March 26, 2004
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I'd say removing the safety features from the saw and grinding through the hands of people who post offensive comments about others would be a top idea.
Posted by: Tinks | March 26, 2004 at 07:50 AM
ouch...saws....ouch....
but, check out the graphic on this page! . Then tell me you need a bigger chain saw...
"The average chainsaw injury requires 110 stitches"........
Posted by: The Bob | March 26, 2004 at 07:56 AM
Do those figures include that massacre movie?
Posted by: steve | March 26, 2004 at 08:07 AM
What if you want to slice up some hot dogs with your table saw?
Posted by: Kyle | March 26, 2004 at 08:16 AM
Having eaten the hot dogs at The Ballpark in Arlington (yes, the best thing about the Rangers is the creative name of the field), I am not surprised that the saw won't cut through them.
And by the way Texas Rangers anagrams to "go to hell Tom Hicks," or it should, anyway.
Posted by: elfbrains | March 26, 2004 at 08:24 AM
Yes, the days of cutting meat with a table saw are drawing to a close. End of an era. Out of luck, Tinks.
Posted by: nouti | March 26, 2004 at 08:47 AM
This is exciting news, especially considering the vast amounts of cash I've spent on hospital bills for the purpose of having one end of my hot dog reattached to the other...
Posted by: emo kat | March 26, 2004 at 08:50 AM
Hot dogs may be safe but what about your fingers? My idiot ex-brother in law always used to use his chainsaw one0handed, often without safety goggles. Amazingly, he's survived unscathed (at least so far).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2004 at 09:40 AM
Tinks, for the record, my comments were inoffensive.*
Please disallow the use of powertools on my appendages.
* Just in case, viva the U.K.!
Posted by: c00kie | March 26, 2004 at 11:40 AM
I found those videos strangely exciting. brrr...shivers!
Posted by: Barbiguinness | March 26, 2004 at 12:34 PM
gives new meaning to the phrase, "stay away from that power saw, you weinie"
Posted by: d | March 26, 2004 at 12:39 PM