OH, DR. PARSLEY
"Is that a follicle on your desk or are you just glad to see me?"
(Thanks to Mike Hapner)
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March 23, 2004
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Do I see the next new gangsta rappa accessory?
Posted by: Graz | March 23, 2004 at 08:48 AM
One of the highest awards in the field of hair restoration.
If the restoration doesn't work, you can always put the award on top of your head.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 08:49 AM
Uh-oh. Better be careful, MeL. Mr. T doesn't have much hair.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 09:05 AM
MeL, I think I speak for all us bloggers when I say that we will come together in your cause and
WHAT?! I take on all you suckas!
Sorry, MeL, gotta go! Run for your lives.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 09:32 AM
that looks SO WRONG.
Posted by: inkytwist | March 23, 2004 at 09:34 AM
Maybe twopuppies can lend us his "boys", if push comes to shove.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 09:37 AM
Sorry, MeL. Just washed my hands and can't type a thing with them.
2P: no offense (insinuation/inuendo) intended.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 09:43 AM
"boys" = the puppies -- CANINES
Come to think of it, I don't recall 2P telling us their actual breed. Unless it was during one of those all-night commenting sessions that I slept through. I do recall him saying that they'd like small rat-sized Chihuahuas as a snack. So I think they are sizeable, aggressive-type puppies.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 09:55 AM
Hey MeL, watch those baldness comments! Didn't you ever hear that grass doesn't grow on a busy street?
Looks like there is an International Society of just about everything. I still think "Dr. Parsley" HAS to be a pseudonym. Dr. Broccoli maybe.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2004 at 09:58 AM
Mr. Potato Head?
Of course, MRS. Potato Head has all her eyes peeled for Mr. Potato Head. This spud's for you, Baby.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 10:01 AM
Wonder where he is, Punky. Since he's apparently not around, we could talk about him all day. heh heh heh
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 10:02 AM
Well, I thought twopuppies once said he was a photographer...maybe he's shooting with the big vagina.
Posted by: eadn | March 23, 2004 at 10:06 AM
My sister once felt sorry for a friend whose landlady caught her with a puppy. A Great Pyrenes puppy. She got all teary-eyed and said she'd take the puppy home as a playmate for her Golden Retriever. Mozart grew and grew. And grew. Not a "puppy" anymore. Guess that's why 2P chose the moniker two"puppies", eh? Speak softly and walk with a big dog.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 10:22 AM
I've missed so much. Yes, the boys are pretty big. (wait for it....)...Conan is an 85 lb German Shepherd, and Casey is a 165 lb Great Pyrenees. They are available for weddings, parties, bar mitzvahs, and other events. Gratuities are appreciated but not expected.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 23, 2004 at 10:25 AM
And hey Punky-I just caught that! I'll thank you not to bandy my name about....who am I kidding? Bandy away. I love it.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 23, 2004 at 10:27 AM
He's b-a-a-c-k.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 10:31 AM
They do. The Pyrenees was bred in the mountains between France and Spain-the Pyrenees Mtns., if you can imagine. They guard sheep and goats from wolves, coyotes, and yes, bears. Big fluffy white things. His paws are about as big as a saucer. Big baby though. The Shepherd is the boss of the 2.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 23, 2004 at 10:32 AM
If I can be their manager.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 23, 2004 at 10:36 AM
A band that plays at weddings, parties, bar mitzvahs, and other events.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 10:36 AM
Such as awards cememonies for the Follicle Award.
See, who says we don't keep on the same train of thought around here?
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 10:37 AM
Good thing Dr. Parsley isn't a proctologist.
Posted by: MonsterMagnet | March 23, 2004 at 10:45 AM
Whom do they guard the sheep and goats from, might I ask? Are they a bit Welsh in the Pyrenees? Don't those French critters know how to say `NO'?
No backbone those continentals, can't speak bloody English half of 'em.
Posted by: BarryFS | March 23, 2004 at 10:52 AM
How do I tell my boss that I want to sleep with him
Posted by: Nikola | March 23, 2004 at 10:52 AM
My cats are beside themselves with anguish, worrying about those poor sheep.
B. Leet, Sidcup, Kent
Posted by: BarryFS | March 23, 2004 at 10:54 AM
Shock!
Posted by: BarryFS | March 23, 2004 at 10:55 AM
All together now: Nikola-HUH?
Posted by: twopuppies | March 23, 2004 at 10:55 AM
Cant I am guy and so is he
Posted by: Nikola | March 23, 2004 at 10:55 AM
You guys are on your own here.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 23, 2004 at 10:56 AM
Why are we surprised at all anymore Punky?
Posted by: twopuppies | March 23, 2004 at 11:00 AM
What so hard about that question? All the guy has to do is invite the boss camping. What's so bad about that? I mean , couple guys go cam......Ohhhhhh, I caught it now....
*Graz walks away non-chalantly, muttering to himself*
Posted by: Graz | March 23, 2004 at 11:03 AM
Nikola: Try giving him a Folicle Award.
Keep to the subject, folks.
Posted by: MOTW | March 23, 2004 at 11:06 AM
See Graz, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they show it in a special.....wait...um....I still got nothin.
Posted by: twopuppies | March 23, 2004 at 11:07 AM
who is this Nikola
Posted by: David | March 23, 2004 at 11:29 AM
Nikola:
Two words: Oral disco.
Posted by: nouti | March 23, 2004 at 11:41 AM
Where in the world is everyone? Somebody talk.
Posted by: David | March 23, 2004 at 11:57 AM
Nouti what is "oral disco"
Posted by: David | March 23, 2004 at 11:58 AM
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: looneygirl | March 23, 2004 at 12:00 PM
what's ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Am I missing something.
I feel clueless
Help me out people
Posted by: David | March 23, 2004 at 12:02 PM
Try looking at the previous links, David.........
Posted by: nouti | March 23, 2004 at 12:03 PM
huh?
Posted by: David | March 23, 2004 at 12:05 PM
Still clueless here
Posted by: David | March 23, 2004 at 12:08 PM
First post of the day David...
Posted by: Graz | March 23, 2004 at 12:22 PM
Just remember, the more hair you lose, the more head you get.
Posted by: Sara | March 23, 2004 at 01:49 PM
Ya know, I once had a girl get smartass with me 'cause I found gray in her hair when she was only 23. She said she'd still have all her hair when I was old and bald. heh heh, lucky me :-) my family has all had at least a reasonably decent head of hair all the way up to their 90s!
Needless to say said girl and I never really got it off....
Posted by: eadn | March 23, 2004 at 02:25 PM
No, MeL, I had it on, she just didn't want to get it off. C'est la me.
Posted by: eadn | March 23, 2004 at 03:13 PM
It's OK, MeL. Your mosquito posts have more than made up for it. Lemme show you to your room...even has a front-view of the lake of fire ;-)
Posted by: eadn | March 23, 2004 at 05:01 PM
Gimme a minute to get my G.P.S re-calibrated. Ooh! There! :-)
Posted by: eadn | March 23, 2004 at 05:24 PM