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March 23, 2004

OH, DR. PARSLEY

"Is that a follicle on your desk or are you just glad to see me?"

(Thanks to Mike Hapner)

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Do I see the next new gangsta rappa accessory?

One of the highest awards in the field of hair restoration.

If the restoration doesn't work, you can always put the award on top of your head.

Uh-oh. Better be careful, MeL. Mr. T doesn't have much hair.

MeL, I think I speak for all us bloggers when I say that we will come together in your cause and

WHAT?! I take on all you suckas!

Sorry, MeL, gotta go! Run for your lives.

that looks SO WRONG.

Maybe twopuppies can lend us his "boys", if push comes to shove.

Sorry, MeL. Just washed my hands and can't type a thing with them.

2P: no offense (insinuation/inuendo) intended.

"boys" = the puppies -- CANINES

Come to think of it, I don't recall 2P telling us their actual breed. Unless it was during one of those all-night commenting sessions that I slept through. I do recall him saying that they'd like small rat-sized Chihuahuas as a snack. So I think they are sizeable, aggressive-type puppies.

Hey MeL, watch those baldness comments! Didn't you ever hear that grass doesn't grow on a busy street?

Looks like there is an International Society of just about everything. I still think "Dr. Parsley" HAS to be a pseudonym. Dr. Broccoli maybe.

Mr. Potato Head?

Of course, MRS. Potato Head has all her eyes peeled for Mr. Potato Head. This spud's for you, Baby.

Wonder where he is, Punky. Since he's apparently not around, we could talk about him all day. heh heh heh

Well, I thought twopuppies once said he was a photographer...maybe he's shooting with the big vagina.

My sister once felt sorry for a friend whose landlady caught her with a puppy. A Great Pyrenes puppy. She got all teary-eyed and said she'd take the puppy home as a playmate for her Golden Retriever. Mozart grew and grew. And grew. Not a "puppy" anymore. Guess that's why 2P chose the moniker two"puppies", eh? Speak softly and walk with a big dog.

I've missed so much. Yes, the boys are pretty big. (wait for it....)...Conan is an 85 lb German Shepherd, and Casey is a 165 lb Great Pyrenees. They are available for weddings, parties, bar mitzvahs, and other events. Gratuities are appreciated but not expected.

And hey Punky-I just caught that! I'll thank you not to bandy my name about....who am I kidding? Bandy away. I love it.

He's b-a-a-c-k.

They do. The Pyrenees was bred in the mountains between France and Spain-the Pyrenees Mtns., if you can imagine. They guard sheep and goats from wolves, coyotes, and yes, bears. Big fluffy white things. His paws are about as big as a saucer. Big baby though. The Shepherd is the boss of the 2.

If I can be their manager.

A band that plays at weddings, parties, bar mitzvahs, and other events.

Such as awards cememonies for the Follicle Award.

See, who says we don't keep on the same train of thought around here?

Good thing Dr. Parsley isn't a proctologist.

Whom do they guard the sheep and goats from, might I ask? Are they a bit Welsh in the Pyrenees? Don't those French critters know how to say `NO'?

No backbone those continentals, can't speak bloody English half of 'em.

How do I tell my boss that I want to sleep with him

My cats are beside themselves with anguish, worrying about those poor sheep.

B. Leet, Sidcup, Kent

Shock!

All together now: Nikola-HUH?

Cant I am guy and so is he

You guys are on your own here.

Why are we surprised at all anymore Punky?

What so hard about that question? All the guy has to do is invite the boss camping. What's so bad about that? I mean , couple guys go cam......Ohhhhhh, I caught it now....


*Graz walks away non-chalantly, muttering to himself*

Nikola: Try giving him a Folicle Award.

Keep to the subject, folks.

See Graz, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they show it in a special.....wait...um....I still got nothin.

who is this Nikola

Nikola:

Two words: Oral disco.

Where in the world is everyone? Somebody talk.

Nouti what is "oral disco"

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

what's ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Am I missing something.
I feel clueless
Help me out people

Try looking at the previous links, David.........

huh?

Still clueless here

First post of the day David...

Just remember, the more hair you lose, the more head you get.

Ya know, I once had a girl get smartass with me 'cause I found gray in her hair when she was only 23. She said she'd still have all her hair when I was old and bald. heh heh, lucky me :-) my family has all had at least a reasonably decent head of hair all the way up to their 90s!

Needless to say said girl and I never really got it off....

No, MeL, I had it on, she just didn't want to get it off. C'est la me.

It's OK, MeL. Your mosquito posts have more than made up for it. Lemme show you to your room...even has a front-view of the lake of fire ;-)

Gimme a minute to get my G.P.S re-calibrated. Ooh! There! :-)

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