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March 26, 2004

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO THIS WEEKEND?

We recommend you stay the hell away from Howard County, Texas.

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And if'n ya'll don't have e'nuf ta do, ya'll come to the revival. It's just down the ways a piece.

There's more snakes than you can shake a stick at.

Errrr, maybe that's a bad idea.

"They freeze some of the smaller snakes and then mount them in poses."

What kind of poses?? This sparks the imagination!

I think the "cowers when frightened" pose it probably not very popular.

I believe that I'll take that advice ... this bitch is not going NEAR Texas this weekend.

"They'll get into a sleeping bag full of snakes."

This is called "camping".

"Howard County, Texas," anagrams to "touchy danewort sax."

Wow, my childhood home (Big Spring) has been blogged by Dave - that's as close to famous as I'll ever get!

Sorry I missed the carpool to Padre last night. I'm a bit north of MeL, or at least of Dallas. But it is within spittin' distance.(If you can spit about 20 miles)

"Padre" anagrams, of course, to "raped."

"John Wayne Bobbit" anagrams to "tin jawbone hobby."

Like butta.

No, I think I was lying there. Yeah.

No, I am confusing myself. I was right the first time.

I think it would be best for everyone if I stopped posting altogether. Let's have a vote, and whatever the results are, I'll do the opposite.

I should probably be alarmed at the fact that this "Rattler Round-up" or whatever doesn't seem unusual to me at all. But then again, I am from Texas... :)

Hey, everybody, remember when Mel said that people in Texas are more normal than people from other places? Ha!

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