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(Thanks to David Van Slyke)

Comments

[Graz]

There's not much that can't be made better by deepfrying, in my opinion. I try to fry everything.

Now excuse me, I have by-pass surgery scheduled.

[Lee]

Death by Chocolate, indeed.

[looneygirl]

This seems pretty normal compared to some things they eat in that part of the world. Haggis anyone?

[Beanster]

Laugh out loud. Give me anything friend: chicken, potatoes, ice cream.

[Beanster]

Well, I appropriately believe no one has posted because they are throwing up. Just an observation.

[binhidin]

Has my request to be removed form further participation in these hearings been appropriated? Am I being sent to San Francisco with flowers in my hair? Sock it to me.

[eadn]

As a simple man, I can handle basic cooking, and some of this deep-fry stuff might be a gastronomic trip, but I'm really thinking we should re-design the food pyramid. So one extra-sweet deep-fried chocolate thingie takes care of x amount of nutrients, taste bud satisfaction, etc. Then sell it with extra vitamins added and call it a Power Meal.

(Late-to-the-gate is trying to catch up! :-)

[Lee]

Judi, what the heck is Cod Goujons? Do I even want to know? What makes the Cheese and Tomatoe Pizza a Classic Margharita? They were voted 1 of the Top 3 Chippies in Scotland? I always thought Chippies meant, in a way, women. Althought, with a website named misschips, I suppose it's still possible for the Scottish Finalist for Young Fish Frier of the Year Award...

[Brad (from Send My Friend to College)]

I've always said they got it wrong. The 4 major food groups are sugar, salt, grease, and caffeine. Given those parameters, throw a little salt on this fried chocolate sandwitch thing, and you've got a balanced meal!

[Brad (from Send My Friend to College)]

Did I write sandwitch? Yes, I am college educated. Actually the problem is that sometimes JAWS won't read what I've typed, so I have to guess at what I've written until I post it, and then I look like an idiot. Yes, that's it. I'll blame the software. Sure sounds better than saying Brad can't spell sandwich.

[Brad (from Send My Friend to College)]

Alex, in my younger days (I'm 29 now) a balanced meal could also mean:
3. Eat an equal amount of food from everyone else's plate that they weren't going to eat.
What am I saying? I'm still a human garbage disposal.

[flo]

>>should i feel even dumber for not noticing?

[Jeff Meyerson]

This happened to a friend of a friend. He (friend's friend) had a delicate stomach and was travelling on business in Scotland where EVERYTHING was fried. He finally found a pizza place and the guy behind the counter said "pizza supper"? When he said yes, the guy threw the pizza in the deep fryer! That place is a heart attack waiting to happen!

P.S. - I've eaten haggis. Good stuff.

[gfunksizzle]

It's pretty tough to eat right here at school. So I've narrowed it down to two food groups-things that are healthy and things that aren't. I try to have some of each at each meal. Once or twice I actually had to resort to ketchup being healthy.

[eadn]

Alex, phone home. Jest trying to help ;-) Maybe if you put them phones in the halls of your mind. You remember? Hello? It's me, alex. I'm lost again. Last time I saw me, I tripped and fell down some stairs. Does that help find me?

Off course, on a Hellish note as I read this, tripping down the stairs might just be your quickest way to my condo....

[Jacob Aldridge]

"One sandwich has half the calories the average woman should have each day."

Which must mean that the average woman could eat two of these a day without any side effects (as long as she only ate celery for the rest of the day).

Atkins be damned - I'm starting the 'deep fried chocolate sandwich and celery diet'. It's gonna make me a millionaire!!!

[BMX3]

Beats a bacon cheese donut!!!

/Dougie? Oh Dougie??? Hmmm, still safe out I guess.

[eadn]

Damn! I hate reading my own words in the fire-light of modern misinterpretation!

alex, don't get me wrong! I done saved a place for you on the far side of my condo. Felt bad given your youth and hallway-disability. Punky and Barbiguiness are up close next to me...with a little more lubrication, I hope, I hope! ;-)

By the way, with all this blog-commenting, I've noticed new construction going on down here. Not to mention fighting off all the fresh real estate agents that don't yet know I got this place with a lifetime contract.

[scotsmanforlife]

Actually, Scotland is the home of some of the finest seafood and legumes (vegetables/salads) on the face of the earth.
Not surprising that they make up for it by eating bacon-wrapped lard dipped in chocolate followed by a coffee and cigarette.
No wonder they're so pissed off all the time . . .
"If it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAAAPPPP!!!!"

[eadn]

I dunno, Robert W. Leu, the more fried I get, the better the food sounds *hic* *cup* *runneth over* :-)~

[Jessica]

SLAM SLAM... I can hear the arteries slamming shut!

That's a great idea, Jacob. I have been trying to dream up a fad diet for about 5 years now. That is definitely the way to get rich quick right now as long as you can avoid the obvious lawsuits that may come your way as a result of the tightly clogged arteries of your former clients.

[Leetie]

I can't believe Doug is being conjured up. Let the poor boy sleep!

[eadn]

Lil admission of guilt, yeah catbird, I saw this on another site with a picture even. Can't take you there for member rules, but the pic was like an old hair-dryer converted to a textured padded leather "tip". No hot air, but I'm still wondering about them "medical" tips for lass' genital massage.

Ladies, MMMPH!, s'pose you can't submit your private frequent-flyer miles here!

[eadn]

Leetie, You are kind. I will certainly appreciate your helping Doug back to "Nermal". For once, I withhold my my...well, after all that, You're still with him while I'm just looking to tranquilize him if need be. Grace and Gratis to You!

[evil little pixie]

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[judi]

hey scotsman, you from there?

[Graz]

Naw..the Usual Suspects were quiet tonight.

[Barbiguinness]

ooh, boohbah.com is cool. Look at the pretty colors....
Welcome, evil pixie. This comment section is in need of more pixies and more evil.

[Bangladeshi_gurl]

Here I am.
Evilly urs,

[Fausta]

I wonder if one washes down the chocolate sandwich with some expresso and a wee dram of single-malt.

[The Bob]

comments broken??

[The Bob]

ignore that last post....sheesh

[twopuppies]

I think so.

[Bangladeshi_gurl]

Bangi_gurl gasps:Whodunnit The Bob?

[HeadWizard]

Thanks a million for making me groan, smile, laugh and the occasional ROTFLMAOPMP.

The comments are sometimes/often/always as interesting or moreso than the postings.

PS: When you get to Hell in that handbasket, come by and say "hello".

[c00kie]

The chocolate sandwhich would be incomplete with the Hamdog.

[JCT]

Wow, that's evil. I'll save a few calories and just eat my chocolate by itself.