BREAKING SCIENCE NEWS

Beer bubbles go down.

(Thanks to many burrrrppp people)

Comments

[agent 66]

they go round and round oh oh oh oh and they come out (winces) HERE!

[twopuppies]

Liquids always seek the lowest level. They must be Democrats! (I just painted a big red target on my chest, didn't I?)

[agent 66]

a little lower, two pups

[twopuppies]

Hehehe...I'll be takin one in the shorts for the team, huh 66? Wouldn't be the first time!

[MOTW]

The Dems just go in circles: up and down, up and down, however the poll winds blow.

[agent 66]

you wouldn't have nay long-eared kinfolk in afganistan, would you?

[MOTW]

Nay, neigh

[twopuppies]

Just Uncle Jaq Gaas. Why?

[SteveB]

"Beer bubbles go down."

Now you tell me. I've spent most of my life trying to get women to do that!

Oh, wait, I'm sorry. This is supposed to be a family website. My bad.

[Jeff Meyerson]

That's what makes this country great, that we have scientists willing to do the important research needed to move the frontiers of science back (to the Bud Age, I guess).

[twopuppies]

Yup. Fooled you too, huh Punk? I'm actually a recovering liberal.

[BarryFS]

Just talk about Burpistan to Bush. That should get his interest.

[Bangladeshi_gurl]

SteveB--Blow Bubbles;Bubbles will go down (too)
Twopups--nay nay nay.say it isnt so

[Rachel]

I'm a republican too. Cheers to you, 2pups! If it's okay to be a gay penguin, it's okay to be a republican! :)

[Brad (from SMFTC)]

I just have a question. Is there a government grant for this kind of study? And if so, how can I obtain one?

[Q]

Now this is some research that should be put up for an Ignobel (the awards that honor irreproducible or simply unwarranted research studies). They are considered quite an honor. Previous winners include the scientish who spent a large amount of time researching why the shower curtain always seems to blow in. Want to know more about Ignobels? There's a whole book on them.

[steve]

2pups - That phrase "recovering liberal" rings a bell. Have you ever heard of C. Mason Weaver?

[twopuppies]

Atta girl rachel! We'll show these guys that the thought of a John Kerry presidency hasn't sucked the life out of us yet! And no I haven't Steve. Would I like to?

[looney girl]

Please tell me my tax dollars didn't pay for that study??

[Jessica]

Have any of you ever tried putting raisins in a carbonated beverage? We did extensive research on this phenomenon in college - in the cafeteria, in lieu of actually eating the food. The little raisins collect the bubbles and go up! At the top the little bubbles pop and the raisins go back down to collect more little bubbles and go right back up. Show your toddlers, they will love it!

[steve]

2pups - C. Mason Weaver is an ex-black-panther-type who grew up and became a staunch conservative. He wrote a book called "It's OK to Leave the Plantation" about how the liberals keep people poor so that they have a steady supply voters. Anyway, he calls himself a liberal in recovery. Excellent reading, and an excellent speaker should you ever have the opportunity. Kind of an Alan Keyes type.