ATTENTION, KIDNAPPERS
Here's a tool to make your job easier.
(Thanks to Leah Bach)
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March 25, 2004
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I like the voice thing better. Actually, the Pingu games are the greatest of all productivity enhancers, for my line of work, which is telecommuting underwear model.
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | March 25, 2004 at 06:43 PM
This is weird. I think they're looking at me.
Posted by: JosiePusyCat | March 25, 2004 at 06:47 PM
I swear I caught my pair of garden gnomes peering in the window, watching those damned Travelocity commercials. Now they *want* to be kidnapped to glamorous, exotic locales. No doubt they'll sneak in tonite to type letters TO the kidnappers.
"Please kidnap us - she's a gnome nut, she'll pay scads of bucks to ransom us - just slide in through the side gate and take us to Mazatlan. Don't forget your hat."
Posted by: emma peel | March 25, 2004 at 07:05 PM
See I did it create a unique love note for my girl, which I then e-mailed to her.
Not a ransom note in site. Does this make me strange?
Posted by: Jacob Aldridge | March 25, 2004 at 08:03 PM
Interesting. Methinks the frantic movement of the letters might send one into a grand mal seizure, though.
Posted by: Webmom | March 26, 2004 at 05:03 AM
I'm very surprised this didn't happen in either Florida or California.
Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | March 26, 2004 at 05:43 AM
'at's one McLoogie and a Coke. You wanna Super Size that?
Posted by: MOTW | March 26, 2004 at 05:47 AM
reporter: "The officer took a couple bites and noticed something was wrong. But when he ran into the men's room to spit the food out of his mouth, he ran into two employees who were taking a bath in the sink."
Posted by: MOTW | March 26, 2004 at 05:49 AM
" I'm holding your daughter until my demands are met!!!!... one size eight suede pump and a chili dog with onions"
Posted by: Tim D | March 26, 2004 at 05:54 AM
Sorry, Punky, but I warned ya!
Posted by: The Bob | March 26, 2004 at 06:00 AM
thanks, Rott... I needed some help here......
Posted by: The Bob | March 26, 2004 at 06:20 AM
Please...Dave?....judi?......
Please come back!
We'll be good!
Well....we'll TRY....
Posted by: Ivoirienne | March 26, 2004 at 07:03 AM
"Jesus" looks like a potato with a grass skirt on
to me. But I am glad we are getting back to tree worship.
Posted by: nouti | March 26, 2004 at 07:07 AM
....and, by the way, 6:00 PM is the best time because the first six pack is kicking in about then.
Posted by: nouti | March 26, 2004 at 07:09 AM
The Bob - thanks for the Jesus-Elvis similarities. Works for me.
As to the original site, don't look at it if you're epileptic as that sucker could definitely set off a seizure.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2004 at 07:47 AM
MeL ... errr ... exactly "why" and "how" were you on top of Jesus while in a tree?
Posted by: rottweiler | March 26, 2004 at 09:22 AM
Hey, how did I get back to the past? It's March 31! I mean, I just clicked on the blog link and I'm transported to last week!
Do deee do do, do dee do do . . .
To bad I can't think of anything bad to warn you citizens of the past about. Lessee, "it shall be warm, and then unexpectedly cool in the next few days in the Northeast!"
You are welcome
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | March 31, 2004 at 06:04 AM