SEEMS LIKE A FINE TOPIC TO ME
You need to do us men a great service and use your clout to investigate the Great Men's Briefs Conspiracy, namely that underwear size has nothing to do with your waist size, so they never fit, but most [respectable] stores won't let you return them, so you have to keep buying more till you get it right.
I'm trying to picture underwear that is so far from one's waist size that it takes several tries to get it right. Actually, I'm just picturing underwear. Thanks, Mike.