LONG OVERDUE APOLOGY FROM CANADA
Dear Mr. Barry,
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for the crossing of Canadian leaves onto your soil. As a Canadian, I cannot understand how this happened. Up here we have a leadership vacuum. Logically the leaves should have come right back at us.
Rest assured come spring, I will send a team of highly trained, extremely excitable alcoholic beavers to clean up the mess before it turns into valuable compost.
Just to show how sorry we are, you can keep Celine Dion. Please.
No, thanks, unless you're looking to trade.