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June 01, 2003


After roughly 20 consecutive years of running for president, I am announcing today, in my weekly column, that I have decided, after a great deal of soul-searching, to run for president.

If you agree with my views on the issues -- which are, trust me, exactly the same as your views -- you can show your support by purchasing high-quality campaign merchandise. Proceeds from the sales of this merchandise will be used to continue the vital work of paying for all this damn merchandise we ordered. Thank you.


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