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January 26, 2003

URGENT SECURITY ADVISORY

Be advised that there is a vicious new "worm" virus circulating around the Internet. If it gets into your computer it will travel to your keyboard and try to get into your lap, where it will take up permanent residence in your personal organs. Currently the only known way to prevent this is to wear aluminum-foil underwear.

SUPER BOWL PREDICTION -- Call me crazy, but the more I look at this game, the more I like the Oilers. But if I absolutely had to pick a winner, at 4:31:23 PM on 1/26/2003, I would go with the Buccanneers, 48-21.

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