December 10, 2017

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

A young man pulled up to a McDonald's drive-thru in West Anchorage early Saturday in an agitated state, then shot the building, police said.

(Thanks to Jane from Kenai)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2017 at 03:29 PM
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200,000 BATS

Australian town driven batty by flying foxes

(Thanks to John W)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2017 at 03:26 PM
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'DOGS WILL EAT ANYTHING'

Oklahoma Veterinarian Removes 21 Pacifiers From Dog's Belly

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2017 at 03:24 PM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

And if you're a male, do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2017 at 12:22 PM
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DARN THAT DARNED GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Six Flags cancels massive snowball fight due to ... real snow

(Thanks to Art Kraus and Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2017 at 12:12 PM
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December 09, 2017

HO HO HO

Santa had a little too much eggnog.

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Posted by Dave on December 9, 2017 at 05:48 PM
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FLORIDA EDUCATOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Hendry County Sheriff's Deputies say 35-year-old Maria Otilla Rivera-Magana sold marijuana to two Clewiston Middle School students.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2017 at 12:35 PM
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WORTH A FORTUNE ON THE STREET

Thief steals frozen dogs awaiting cremation

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2017 at 12:11 PM
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'FROM COLON TO COLONY'

Tools made of astronaut poop could solve space problems

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2017 at 12:06 PM
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ALWAYS THINK BEFORE YOU KEE-KEE

A dispute involving allegations of a woman “kee-keeing” in a man’s face sent one person to jail.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2017 at 12:04 PM
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WITHOUT SCIENCE, WE WOULD KNOW NOTHING

Science shows drunk people have no idea how wasted they are

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2017 at 12:02 PM
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December 08, 2017

DAMN THE LITTLE FURRED GRINCHES

Fat squirrel steals pricey goods left out for delivery folks

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Ralph, Bill Carver and Catherine DeLorey)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2017 at 12:36 PM
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NOOOOOOOO

Truck carrying vodka bottles overturns on I-95 ramp in Pennsylvania

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Oh, the humanity!" Also Jon Harris, who says "We're gonna need more orange juice.")

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2017 at 12:33 PM
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'I HAD CELEBRITIES CALLING'

Writer 'tricks' TripAdvisor into making his Dulwich shed number one ranked restaurant in London

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2017 at 06:37 AM
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CSI: MAINE

Bangor woman calls cops over bouncing roll of duct tape

Those things can be dangerous.

(Thanks to Alan Dean and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2017 at 06:30 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Avocado injuries a thing of the past?

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2017 at 06:16 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Avocado injuries a thing of the past?

(Thanks to Phil McAvity and Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2017 at 06:16 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Five firefighters spent an hour working to release a YouTube prankster who cemented his head inside a microwave.

(Thanks to Roberto, Phil McAvity, Peter Metrinko and Steve Thompson, who says "In their defense, it was unplugged. Hopefully.")

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2017 at 06:10 AM
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STAY CLASSY, FLORIDA MAYOR

The mayor of Davenport, Fla., is accused of using a handicapped parking placard issued to a disabled people who died years ago just so she could get a better spot.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Noah Spicker and Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2017 at 06:08 AM
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December 07, 2017

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

17-foot python that could 'pretty much kill any full-grown man' caught in Everglades

(Thanks to Bruce Webster)

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2017 at 04:12 PM
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