August 20, 2017

ADVISORY TO CARJACKERS BRANDISHING FAKE GUNS:

Make sure the car is not occupied by football players.

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(Thanks to Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:50 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT...

NASA plan to save Mankind from Yellowstone supervolcano eruption could trigger NUKE WINTER

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(Thanks to coscolo and Le Petomane, who says "A big fireproof cork is under serious consideration.")

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:43 PM
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SPEAKING OF SCIENCE:

It's settled.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:40 PM
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'BUT HONEY, IT'S FOR SCIENCE'

Casper gentlemen's club offers 'adult-oriented' camping for eclipse

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:38 PM
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HIKERS TAKE HEED:

“Reminder: don't eat fajitas before attempting a slot canyon or you will get wedged and end up in the ICU covered in dish soap."

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(Thanks to hugetracts)

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:35 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She was in the parent pick-up line at school. So she snorted some cocaine, police say

(Thanks to Andrew Simmons)

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:32 PM
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August 19, 2017

AS THE HOLIDAY SEASON APPROACHES...

Snake-Mailing Rules Revisited

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 06:24 PM
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MAYBE HE GOT DISTRACTED TRYING TO REPORT HIMSELF

DUI suspect slams into 'report drunk drivers' sign in rollover crash near Santa Cruz

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 04:15 PM
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SHE GOT 500 FEET

Zoo's Tortoise Spends 2 Weeks on the Lam

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 03:26 PM
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AND THEN, IN PERFECT UNISON, THEY INVADED SOUTH KOREA

More than a thousand robots performed a choreographed dance routine together to set a world record in China.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 01:30 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lake Worth man turns violent when restaurant employees say there's no free pizza

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 01:29 PM
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BOTH HEADS HAVE VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

Turtle with two heads spotted in Florida

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 01:23 PM
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HE NOW OWNS TWO FERRARIS AND 78,000 CHEW TOYS

A Dog Dug Up $85,000 of Black Tar Heroin in His Backyard

(Thanks to Rick Day and funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 12:14 PM
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FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

45 men facing charges for having sex in public places in Martin County

(Thanks to Steve Heller)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 12:11 PM
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UH-OH

The Surprising Reason Toyota Just Patented a 'Cloaking Device'

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 12:09 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TOKENS

Tiny 'Organoids' Promise Big Boost to Medical Care

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 12:07 PM
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"MY WIFE SAID, 'I THINK THE BRIDGE IS OPENING.'"

Driver forced to gun engine and jump rising drawbridge

(Thanks to Geoff)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 12:06 PM
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HE AND HIS HORSE ARE WELCOME ON THE STREETS OF MIAMI

Lumberjack in court after breaking 19th century law - being drunk in charge of a horse

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 12:02 PM
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EVERY FLORIDIAN FEARS THIS

Doctors remove live gecko that climbed into man's ear canal

(Thanks to funny man, Judy B and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 19, 2017 at 11:56 AM
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August 18, 2017

THERE'S A SONG* ABOUT THAT

Chemicals released into a river in Mumbai are turning stray dogs bright blue.

(Thanks to The Perts)

*This one.

Posted by Dave on August 18, 2017 at 03:57 PM
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