August 17, 2018

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens

(Thanks to Greg Snow and John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 03:29 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

Mooning case against Virginia softball coach’s wife wanes

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 03:19 PM
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THE INTERNET IS FOREVER

I was cruising through some pages, looking for a gift for my daughter's upcoming birthday, and ran across this page.

-- The Amazing Steve

(The photo is from the 2006 Holiday Gift Guide.)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 03:12 PM
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WHICH MEANS A LOT OF GUYS WILL NEVER FIND IT

Vilnius: The G-Spot of Europe

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 03:06 PM
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CLEARLY GUNFIRE WAS THE ONLY OPTION

Officials in Virginia are investigating a shooting that reportedly stemmed from an argument involving two men and whether Halle Berry played Aretha Franklin in a movie, according to WTKR.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 03:03 PM
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SEND THIS ROBOT TO WASHINGTON

HUMANS CAN CONCENTRATE BETTER WHEN A MEAN ROBOT IS WATCHING THEM

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 02:40 PM
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THEY'RE ALSO SERVING 'GRASSHOPPERS, WORMS AND ANT EGGS'

Mexico City Restaurant Busted Over Protected Tarantula Tacos

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve and Geoff, who says "They won't need protection from me.")

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 02:35 PM
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YOU ARE NOW FREE TO CANTER ABOUT THE CABIN

Southwest Airlines to allow miniature horses as service animals in new policy

(Thanks to Clayton Carroll and funny man)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 02:32 PM
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BING... OY!

Bingo Caller At Jewish Center In Westchester County Arrested For Gaming Fraud

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 02:31 PM
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OOPS

In the darkness, he reached for what he thought was his spotlight to try and find the battery. What he grabbed, however, was his Glock Model 22.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 12:43 PM
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YET ANOTHER REASON TO FEAR GLOBAL WARMING

City urges a break from sex to fight heat wave

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Le Petomane and Bob Brogan, who says "How about indoor sex?")

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 12:40 PM
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NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT IT

Delivery men use beer to save man's life in St. Paul, Minn.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Roberto)

Posted by Dave on August 17, 2018 at 12:37 PM
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August 16, 2018

ARETHA FRANKLIN

She's gone. But her voice will always be with us. She was the best. 

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2018 at 10:30 AM
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HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM CASTING VIN DIESEL?

Filmmaker Tony Kaye Casts Robot As Lead Actor In Next Feature

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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HE WILL BE ISSUED MULTIPLE FLORIDA LICENSES

A Spanish driver astounded police this weekend when he was found to be under the influence of every drug officers could check for

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2018 at 10:17 AM
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ALONG WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL AND $20.38 WORTH OF LOOSE CHANGE

This Woman Lost Her Contact Lens. Doctors Found It in Her Eyelid 28 Years Later.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "It's always the last place you look.")

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2018 at 10:16 AM
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TIME TO GET A NEW HOBBY

A 25-year-old man from southern China ate 87 nails and 7 push pins earlier this month, which resulted in doctors performing a four-hour surgery two days later to extract the metal objects, according to Chinese video platform Mango TV.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2018 at 10:13 AM
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THAT WILL BREAK YOUR STRIDE

Morphet explained how he was running good and had a comfortable lead when he turned a corner and saw two bears, presumably grizzlies judging by their humps.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2018 at 10:09 AM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Deflating mascot mistaken for giant breast in New Chitose Airport, Hokkaido, Japan.

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2018 at 10:05 AM
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APPARENTLY IT WAS URGENT

Naked man breaks into liquor store, only steals one can of Coke

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on August 16, 2018 at 10:02 AM
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