January 29, 2015

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME SOMEBODY SPOKE UP

#SquirrelTruth

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by Dave on January 29, 2015 at 11:46 AM
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GOT ANY QUARTERS, DUDE?

Marijuana vending machine to debut in Seattle

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on January 29, 2015 at 09:35 AM
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AND HE APPARENTLY HAD BEEN DRINKING, SO THERE WAS NO CHANCE THAT ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG

Jerry Burkhart’s girlfriend told Metro police officers that Burkhart, a convicted felon, was “dying to try” out a new shotgun

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on January 29, 2015 at 09:14 AM
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A.K.A. ANTHONY WEINER DISEASE

According to a new study led by Ohio State University Professor Jesse Fox, men who post a lot of selfies to the web tend to exhibit higher levels of narcissism and psychopathy.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on January 29, 2015 at 09:06 AM
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CUSTOMER SERVICE

That's what happened to a Spokane, Washington couple after they sparred about their bill with a customer service representative from Comcast. When Ricardo and Lisa Brown got their monthly service bill, the husband's name had been changed from Ricardo Brown to "A**hole Brown."

Advisory: Autoplay.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on January 29, 2015 at 09:04 AM
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BRILLIANT

The clip was inadvertently sent to the victim whose car was broken into by the pair of criminal masterminds when the iPad they were using to make the selfie-incriminating video automatically uploaded the 52-second reveal to the real owner's iCloud account.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 29, 2015 at 09:00 AM
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FIRST THE SHRINKING TOILET PAPER, AND NOW THIS

Travel ban during storm causes brief doughnut shortage in Rhode Island

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on January 29, 2015 at 08:53 AM
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January 28, 2015

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

Toilet paper is shrinking

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 02:14 PM
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CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

California man accidentally shoots himself in the leg while robbing gas station

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 02:00 PM
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'SMELLING STRONGLY OF HORSES'

British man accused of sex with Shetland pony

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 01:58 PM
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THIS WOULD BE TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE IN FLORIDA

A man is charged with drunken driving and drug possession charges after allegedly giving Crestview Police officers a Goody’s Powder package as his driver’s license.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 01:56 PM
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CSI: BEAVER COUNTY

Woman Arrested For DUI While Not Wearing Pants, Sitting On Bottle

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 01:54 PM
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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Mass. woman accused of assaulting neighbor with snow blower

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 01:52 PM
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GUESS WHAT WAS APPARENTLY INVOLVED

Man falls into Niagara gorge while taking nap

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 09:22 AM
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L.A. UPDATE

Mr. Incredible convicted in Hollywood Boulevard brawl with Batgirl

This has been your L.A. Update.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 08:29 AM
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TASTES LIKE A GIANT CHICKEN

Chinese authorities are investigating allegations that senior security officials ate a critically endangered giant salamander at a lavish banquet.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 08:25 AM
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MEN:

Do not click here.

("Thanks" to Dan)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 08:21 AM
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GOOD THING THE DUTCH 'ARTIST' DIDN'T GET HOLD OF IT

Five days after burial, Tampa cat crawls back from grave

(Thanks to flash151)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 08:17 AM
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REMINDS US MORE OF MICHELANGELO EVERY DAY

The Dutch Artist Who Turned His Dead Cat Into A Drone Is Keeping A Badger In His Freezer To Build A Submarine

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 08:15 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Woman didn’t think truck was ‘that stolen’

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 28, 2015 at 08:12 AM
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