December 08, 2016

MIAMI FISHING REPORT

Mark the Shark Finds Floating Brick of Cocaine While Fishing Off Miami

This has been your Miami Fishing Report.

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:29 AM
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HO HO HO

Salvation Army apologises over penis-shaped kids' gifts from Bristol Santa

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:11 AM
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IDEALLY THEY WOULD DROP IT ONTO BAGPIPES

California Town Drops a Piano Every Year Just for Fun

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:08 AM
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FLORIDAWWW

Florida Man Brought Girlfriend Meth to Smoke in Hospital's ICU: Deputies

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:04 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Christopher Columbus Statue Lands on Car after Crash in Pittston

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:02 AM
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COUNT US IN

That's what Rubi Ibarra Garcia's parents are learning after more than 1 million people have RSVP'd to her quinceañera party.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:00 AM
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FLATHEAD: A COUNTY GRIPPED BY TERROR

A Kalispell resident called police to report that his neighbor had just released a bunch of bunny rabbits and now they were all over his yard.

(Thanks to L. Raymond)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:55 AM
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THEY HAVE 60 TONS

A bankrupt Armenian dairy company that hasn’t paid employees and milk suppliers in months has announced that it will be settling debts in Roquefort blue mold cheese.

(Thanks to Jeff Schneider)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:52 AM
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HARSH

Just a week after Gävle's traditional Christmas goat got burned down on its inauguration day, a vandal drove a car into the tiny replica set up to honour the giant straw beast.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:49 AM
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PLEASE DONATE

A New Sperm Bank for Honeybees Could Save Agriculture

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:46 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Man fired gun near woman he said was typing loudly

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:44 AM
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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT

Hustler store and Chuck E. Cheese will not be neighbors after all

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:42 AM
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December 07, 2016

IT IS WRONG TO ENJOY WATCHING THIS

But you will.

(Thanks to wiredog, via nursecindy)

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2016 at 01:49 PM
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ACTUALLY WE CAN THINK OF SEVERAL

What better way to light up your nights than with a limited edition KFC Scented Candle!

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) 

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2016 at 01:44 PM
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WELCOME TO HELSINKI

You badass.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2016 at 01:41 PM
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BECAUSE COMMERCIAL AIR TRAVEL IS NOT CRAPPY ENOUGH

US airline to charge passengers extra to use overhead lockers

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2016 at 01:38 PM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Police: Motorist Tried To Run Over Ex As He Put Up Lights

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2016 at 01:34 PM
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UPDATE

Police officer charged with slapping man dressed as bunny

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2016 at 06:24 AM
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'COMMODE COBRA'

Huge Cobra Terrorizing Apartment Complex Toilet

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2016 at 06:22 AM
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JOURNALISM

Man fatally shot in Capitol Heights has died

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on December 7, 2016 at 06:14 AM
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