October 17, 2018

HEADLINE OF THE WEEK*

We Might Finally Know What Smacked Uranus Sideways

(*Not this week.)

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by judi on October 17, 2018 at 11:26 AM
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OBITUARY OF THE WEEK

"He owned restaurants in Boulder, Colorado..."
"He was a jeweler and oriental rug dealer, not a pilot."
...her brother was a cartoonist and freelance television critic for the New Yorker.
...believed Stein wrote an internet sports column for ESPN...
...he was a YouTube sensation who had just signed a seven-figure deal with Netflix.
...worked as a trail guide in Rocky Mountain National Park.
Etc.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by judi on October 17, 2018 at 10:25 AM
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WHOOPSIE!

Belgian air force mechanic opens fire by mistake, blows up another F-16

(Thanks to Geoff, Rick, Fabian, coscolo and David Roe, who added "France immediately surrendered.")

Posted by judi on October 17, 2018 at 10:10 AM
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October 16, 2018

THE NEWS FROM THE PHILIPPINES

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the News from the Philippines.

(We are fairly confident judi has not already posted this item, but as a precaution she has been temporarily rehired so that she can be fired if necessary.)  

Posted by Dave on October 16, 2018 at 12:53 PM
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SHE COULD USE A GOOD CAMPAIGN SLOGAN

Candidate with panty-selling alter ego says she ‘cannot quit,’ will stay in race

(Thanks to Chris Elzi and Craig Roberts)

Posted by judi on October 16, 2018 at 11:36 AM
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MEN WITHOUT KILTS

At Busch Gardens

In an aquarium

On a donkey

At Chick-Fil-A

On Grandma's porch

(Thanks to yekj. Jon Harris, Jim K., Bill H., Alkali Bill, and Ralph K.)

Note: Why do men do so many things naked? These are just the recent ones. 

Posted by judi on October 16, 2018 at 11:21 AM
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WE'VE BEEN TO MANY MEETINGS IN WHICH THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A WELCOME DEVELOPMENT

Snake falls from ceiling in the middle of a business meeting

My apologies if this was already posted by judi, who will be fired as a precaution.

Posted by Dave on October 16, 2018 at 11:18 AM
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October 15, 2018

SCIENCE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND

But it has something to do with hot pink dinosaurs.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by judi on October 15, 2018 at 03:10 PM
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THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

Step 3: Turning urine back into beer.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by judi on October 15, 2018 at 02:43 PM
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MORE MEN IN KILTS

Washing Windows

Posted by judi on October 15, 2018 at 02:33 PM
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MEN IN KILTS

Doing Yoga

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and nursecindy for the thought)

Posted by judi on October 15, 2018 at 07:11 AM
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October 14, 2018

HEY

I just want to thank judi for keeping this blog going. And to all of you who visit. It’s good to know there’s still a place on the internet for... OK, I have no idea what this is. I never have. But I am grateful to everyone involved.

Posted by Dave on October 14, 2018 at 05:42 PM
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NOT EVEN FLATHEAD COUNTY

“Who did this?! Someone placed googly eyes on our historic #NathanaelGreene statue in #JohnsonSquare,” reads a post on the City of Savannah Government Facebook page. “It may look funny but harming our historic monuments and public property is no laughing matter, in fact, it’s a crime...”

(Thanks to Ralph K. and Peter M.)

Posted by judi on October 14, 2018 at 02:07 PM
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NO WORD YET ON WHETHER HE'S SINGLE

A Pakistani martial artist used his head to crack 243 walnuts, besting a Guinness World Record set earlier this year.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by judi on October 14, 2018 at 02:02 PM
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WELL, GEEZ, IF ONLY SHE'D SAID SHE WAS SORRY

...for not dropping what she was doing to prepare dinner for her unemployed adult son. She totally deserved being pelted with sausages.

(Thanks to all y'all)

Posted by judi on October 14, 2018 at 01:58 PM
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October 12, 2018

THE FUTURE IS HERE, AND WE COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED

Scientists Attempt to Clone Mice From Poop

Posted by Dave on October 12, 2018 at 05:53 PM
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October 11, 2018

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT

Harris County commissioners are prepared to ban so-called robot brothels, just as Houston did last week.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by judi on October 11, 2018 at 04:43 PM
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SO...WEDNESDAY?

A West Virginia woman is accused of trying to steal a car, threatening to drink deputies' blood and hiding a knife in her buttocks.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by judi on October 11, 2018 at 04:39 PM
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SAVE 15% OR MORE?

Gecko butt-dials a bazillion times

(Thanks to Ralph, Janice, Todd, Jon and Ron)

Posted by judi on October 11, 2018 at 03:05 PM
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October 10, 2018

YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?!

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Owl leggings

Posted by judi on October 10, 2018 at 02:56 PM
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