June 25, 2016

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY OBTAIN FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Boozy chimps use own tools to obtain alcohol from palm trees in West Africa

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(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2016 at 06:29 PM
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AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T PLAY 'COPACABANA'

Witness says Triangle UFO emitted sound of horns, trumpets

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2016 at 01:17 PM
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OBJECTION

Alleged Killer And Enraged Judge Go Off The Rails In Insanely Vulgar Hearing

(Thanks to funny man)

There's a link to the transcript, which is very offensive, by which we mean funny.

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2016 at 01:09 PM
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HANDY GUY TO HAVE ON A CAMPING TRIP

Kung Fu master stuffs sawdust into his mouth and 'sets it alight' in bizarre street 'magic trick'

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2016 at 01:02 PM
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CATS IN SPACE

Cosmic space perfume smells more like cat pee

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "That must have been one big cat.")

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2016 at 12:22 PM
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ADVISORY

'ELVIS NOT DEAD'

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2016 at 12:15 PM
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STAY CLASSY, PARENTS

Parents brawl during kindergarten graduation ceremony

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2016 at 12:14 PM
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INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Pork chop thrown at paramedics in Darwin

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on June 25, 2016 at 11:58 AM
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June 24, 2016

BRILLIANT

As police chased them down from the scene of the crime, the four drove straight into the FBI's parking lot.

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 05:15 PM
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SOMEBODY'S SLEEPING ON THE SOFA

A Reddit user has filled out a 'spousal performance review' for his wife, rating her on her personality and household duties - including attitude, initiative, cooperation, meals, and overall quality spousal relations

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 05:14 PM
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DUH

Time to Savor the Squirrel (Again)?

(Thanks to David Shelton)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 05:11 PM
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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Woman calls 911 to report she’s being held hostage — by her cat

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and coscolo)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 05:01 PM
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LIKE, WOOF, DUDE

'Spaced out' dog stumbles and stares into space after eating MAGIC MUSHROOMS as worried owner looks on

(Thanks to Todd Lawson and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 10:05 AM
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BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY THERE IS NOT ENOUGH OBESITY OUT THERE

Burger King Unveils Unholy Love Child of Cheetos and Mozzarella Sticks

(Thanks to Harry Farkas)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 10:02 AM
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DETERMINING THEIR VALUE

Employees at the QFC in the 400 block of Broadway East noticed a man standing at a self-checkout station about 5 p.m., laughing to himself and plopping his genitals on top of the scanner, Seattle police reports say.

(Thanks to B'game)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 09:15 AM
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THE BUZZING DEAD

MYSTERIOUS 'ZOMBIE BEE' SCOURGE REACHES SOUTHERN US

(Thanks to Le Petomane and A Wheeler)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 09:13 AM
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WE ARE PLAYING INTO THEIR HANDS. OR PAWS. WHATEVER THEY HAVE.

Montreal dad gets wild squirrel to pull daughter's loose tooth

(Thanks to many many people)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 09:08 AM
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TALK ABOUT MOTIVATIONAL

Dozens Burned After Fire-Walking Event At Tony Robbins Seminar

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2016 at 09:06 AM
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June 23, 2016

WE KNOW WHO'S DIRECTING THIS OPERATION

Rare birds of prey stealing underwear from skinny dippers

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 04:24 PM
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SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Firefighters rescue teenager trapped in 'Barney' dinosaur mask

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2016 at 04:11 PM
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