October 20, 2017

GOOD TO LET THEM KNOW

7:36 p.m. A Kalispell resident “just doesn’t want to deal with the cops right now.”

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 08:10 PM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY FEAR

Provincial police say they want to hear from anyone in the Renfrew, Ont., area who has been a victim of underwear theft.

(Thanks to Roberto and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 07:50 PM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM....

Vero Beach Woman Tells Police: ‘I don’t Have To Listen To You’

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 03:33 PM
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BECAUSE RIPPED JEANS WERE NOT STUPID ENOUGH

Presenting: Thong jeans.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 03:32 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Meth man charges at family with metal pole, claims deputies have implant in his brain

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 01:39 PM
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WHICH HELPS WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK A FOREIGN POLICE OFFICER WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM

Turns out getting drunk can help you learn languages

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 11:44 AM
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THOUGHTFUL!

Woman brings police officer a cake reading: 'Sorry I tried to bite you'

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Bob Brogan, who says "At least it wasn't doughnuts.")

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 11:41 AM
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TO SERVE AND PROTECT

New York state trooper hijacks Port Authority police radio to play Akinyele song ‘Put It In Your Mouth’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 11:38 AM
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HARD TIME

Inmate's lawsuit says pain from 91-hour erection was ignored by Pittsburg County jail personnel

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 06:10 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

A man named 'Cabbage' sold soap, not cocaine, to undercover detective

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 06:09 AM
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FIRST DOPING, AND NOW THIS

Iditarod musher Jason Mackey charged with stealing dog kennels from another musher in Nome

(Thanks to Jane from Kenai, who says "nothing lower than a kennelnapper.")

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 06:08 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Amorous bull's mating attempt with motor scooter goes awry

(Thanks to Ray Reese, Ralph and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 05:59 AM
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'WHILE SHOWING HIS GENITAL ORGAN'

Italian Soccer Player Banned 5 Games for Urinating Toward Fans

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2017 at 05:58 AM
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October 19, 2017

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Glam gran claims the secret to her youthful looks is rubbing URINE on her face every day

(Thanks to funny man and Roberto, who says "I use bacon.")

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2017 at 02:30 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Scientist finally figures out why holes feel larger with your tongue than with your finger.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2017 at 02:05 PM
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TMI

Taco-eating semi truck driver crashes, dumps load along Blewett Pass

(Thanks to B'game and funny man)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2017 at 02:03 PM
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NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Is world's oldest tortoise GAY?

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2017 at 01:53 PM
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WE CANNOT HELP OURSELVES

How to see Uranus with your naked eye

Autoplay.

(Thanks to John Lobert and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2017 at 01:50 PM
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THE NEWS FROM BALTIMORE

Baltimore workers remove "fatberg" of grease from sewer pipe

This has been The News From Baltimore.

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2017 at 01:48 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Iditarod Sled Dogs Test Positive For Banned Substance

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on October 19, 2017 at 10:25 AM
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