November 19, 2017

IT COMES WITH A TINY DRIVER'S LICENSE

Florida radio station holds a 'Win a Baby' contest

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on November 19, 2017 at 05:25 PM
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November 18, 2017

NO WORD ON CONDIMENTS

Grandpa's final wish granted: Bury me with Pat's cheesesteaks

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, The Perts and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on November 18, 2017 at 02:16 PM
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WE'RE MULTITASKTERS

Americans Are Watching Netflix at Work and in the Bathroom

(Thanks to Art Kraus and Alkali Bill)

Posted by Dave on November 18, 2017 at 02:12 PM
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SEND HIM TO THE STATE LEGISLATURE

Naked burglar bursts into Florida woman’s home, tries on her clothes, rolls around in yard

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on November 18, 2017 at 02:05 PM
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VETERAN MOVE

Florida man throws girlfriend’s shoe out of his truck to stop her from strangling him, police say

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on November 18, 2017 at 01:59 PM
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SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

NJ Woman Stuck for 3 Hours Inside Septic Tank Rescued

(Thanks to Chris Elzi, Al Barkafski and Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on November 18, 2017 at 01:54 PM
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IN THAILAND, WHICH IS SOMEWHERE AROUND AUSTRALIA

Snake catchers pull 20-foot python out of family's toilet

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 18, 2017 at 01:52 PM
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'I CAN TELL THAT IT'S NOT LOADED'

Two hurt in accidental shooting at East Tenn. church during discussion on church shootings

(Thanks to Rick Day, Patty Villanova and Not My Usual Alias) 

Posted by Dave on November 18, 2017 at 01:49 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Early Thursday morning at an Olympia, Washington, parking lot, a man perched above a ravine began to defecate. An unfortunate slip midway through, and he found himself in an uncontrolled descent.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts, B'game and Judy B)

Posted by Dave on November 18, 2017 at 01:44 PM
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November 17, 2017

NAVY PILOT GUYS IN ACTION

Navy admits to being involved in obscene skydrawings spotted in Okanogan Co.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 17, 2017 at 08:16 AM
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IN FLATHEAD COUNTY, TENSION CONTINUES TO MOUNT

7:41 p.m. A concerned citizen called the cops to inform them of some drama on a local Facebook group.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 17, 2017 at 08:09 AM
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USUALLY THIS WORKS

Longhorn who allegedly said 'I’m a UT student! You can’t arrest me!' is arrested

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on November 17, 2017 at 08:04 AM
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ONE BY ONE, WE ARE LOSING OUR BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

Angry ‘McDonald’s nuggets’ man charged with drink driving after ordering 200 hash browns

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on November 17, 2017 at 08:00 AM
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THERE ARE DOZENS OF PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATIONS

Man gets eel stuck up his anus but won’t tell doctors how it got there

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 17, 2017 at 07:58 AM
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November 16, 2017

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Police are investigating after a man was stabbed four times by his brother while attending a funeral.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 05:48 PM
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DEPENDS STOCK SOARING

Experts warn we are not ready for the boom in urinary issues as global population ages

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 05:41 PM
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WAIT... SHE WORKED THERE IN A PINK NIGHTGOWN?

Chicago woman accused of robbing bank where she used to work in pink nightgown

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 05:39 PM
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ALSO REALLY FURIOUS

Employees catch couple having sex 'really fast' at Texas movie theater

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 05:36 PM
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ALWAYS A SOLID LEGAL TACTIC

Driver lands in jail after challenging cop who was writing him a ticket to a fight

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 02:50 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

‘He could have blown up the block’: Fla. police discover booby-trapped SpongeBob lunchbox

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on November 16, 2017 at 08:53 AM
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