May 06, 2015

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS ABOUT

But what a photobomb.

(Thanks to Layzeeboy)

Posted by judi on May 6, 2015 at 03:07 PM
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NOTHING SAYS 'GOURMET'

...like a Kentucky Fried Chicken candle.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by judi on May 6, 2015 at 03:02 PM
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TOOTING UPDATE

The Butt Kite:

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Posted by judi on May 6, 2015 at 12:09 PM
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CELEBRITY FASHION UPDATE

This is a big deal in two ways, as it's reportedly the first time the British singer showed up at a fancy red carpet event with Robert Pattinson, a human vampire, and also you can totally see a cartoon penis on that dress

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

Related: Roaming peacock spotted in Pasco

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2015 at 08:44 AM
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MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Sharp-toothed reptile bites Australian man's TESTICLE

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2015 at 08:41 AM
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May 05, 2015

DINNER ON BOOK TOUR


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Posted by MiamiHerald on May 5, 2015 at 07:16 PM
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EVEN SANTA'S?

According to a new study, beards contain just as much, if not more, fecal bacteria as a toilet.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 03:44 PM
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SUAVE

A fat balding French man managed to convince unsuspecting women that he was a male model and a prince who wanted to meet them in a darkened room in his flat for sex. The man posted a profile of a 37-year-old male model on several dating sites, including a fake photograph to lure in the women.

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 03:39 PM
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INCREDIBLY, HE DOES NOT LIVE IN FLORIDA

Naked man in lawn chair threatens neighbors with AK-47

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 03:35 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Scientists turn onion cells into artificial muscles

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 03:32 PM
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SOUNDS LIKE AN OVERTIME SITUATION TO US

Baltimore city worker watched 39 hours of porn in 2 weeks of work

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 03:24 PM
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DON'T MESS WITH THAT GENERATION

World War II vet, 95, fights off robber with cane as he tries to take wallet

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 03:17 PM
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TERRORISM UPDATE

Greedy pig traps woman in car

(Thanks to HogsAteMySister)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 03:15 PM
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ALSO FOR VASTLY DIFFERENT DURATIONS

Survey: Guys, gals want sex at opposite times of day

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 02:56 PM
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CSI: YORKSHIRE

Yorkshire police search for man who left severed ear on street after fight

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 02:49 PM
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COLLEGE

Unstoppable Tide of Dongs Floods Notre Dame Despite Protest

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 02:47 PM
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TOOT

My new book, The Worst Class Trip Ever, comes out today. It features international intrigue, a giant butt kite and the deadly Gadakistani throwing fork. It's for middle schoolers. But it would also make a fine wedding gift.

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Posted by Dave on May 5, 2015 at 07:25 AM
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May 04, 2015

A TIME OF MOURNING

The semi was carrying a large amount of beer on board which spilled onto the highway

(Thanks to West Coast Rod)

Posted by Dave on May 4, 2015 at 02:07 PM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

According to JR Shikoku, the train ran over a major outbreak of hairy caterpillars between Sanukiaioi and Awaomiya stations on the Kotoku Line, making its wheels so slick it couldn't get up a nearby hill, forcing it out of service.

(Thanks to Godot51 and Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on May 4, 2015 at 02:05 PM
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HE HAD HIS REASONS

Shirtless man stuck in Capitol Hill basketball hoop

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and B'game)

Posted by Dave on May 4, 2015 at 02:03 PM
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