February 06, 2016

UPDATE FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE

Beware of moose.

Posted by Dave on February 6, 2016 at 03:18 PM
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"IS IT A GHOST?"

Nope, it's pretty much your worst nightmare.

(Thanks to judy b., Steve K. and a bunch of other people, none of whom pointed out that "Unusually Principled Hit Men" WBAGNF something.)

Posted by judi on February 6, 2016 at 09:27 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE SEX PISTOLS

Put your hands together for New Zealand's Flying Penises!

(Thanks to, not quite literally, everyone.)

(And if anyone can come up with a pun that is NOT used in this article, you get points.)

Posted by judi on February 6, 2016 at 09:21 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAA

The Time-to-Change-Your-Underwear State.

(Thanks to someone on Facebook)

Posted by judi on February 6, 2016 at 09:02 AM
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February 05, 2016

NEW HAMPSHIRE UPDATE

Here you go.

Posted by Dave on February 5, 2016 at 03:07 PM
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UPDATE FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE

This is my rental car. I'll return to it in August.

Rental car

Posted by Dave on February 5, 2016 at 01:23 PM
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UPDATE FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE

They understand politics here,

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Posted by Dave on February 5, 2016 at 10:42 AM
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February 04, 2016

CHATTANOOGA EDUCATION REPORT

Workshop to teach locals how to properly poop outside

This has been the Chattanooga Education Report.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on February 4, 2016 at 06:16 AM
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EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH SO FAR

Following an alleged prank call at the Morro Bay Burger King on Saturday evening, a restaurant employee crashed his car through the front entrance and then crashed into part of the drive through.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on February 4, 2016 at 06:03 AM
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PAGING DOCTOR TERMINIX

Indian girl has had ONE THOUSAND giant ants removed from her ears after the insects got inside and began breeding... with ten emerging EVERY DAY

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on February 4, 2016 at 05:57 AM
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February 03, 2016

THE WASHINGTON POST HUNT

It's on.

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 04:24 PM
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ONE OF THE GREATS IS GONE

Bob Elliott died. My dad was a huge fan of Bob and Ray, so I grew up listening to them. They were as good as any comedy team ever -- a wonderful combination of smart and silly.

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 01:28 PM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Kim Kardashian's Poll About Kanye West Got More Votes Than Iowa Caucus

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 12:28 PM
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BRILLIANT

The Jolly Roger Telephone Co. was created by Roger Anderson, and it's a robot that talks to telemarketers (or anyone you want) by starting with “hello?” and keeps the conversation going by responding during silent moments with affirmatives like “yeah,” “uh-huh,” and “right.”

(Thanks to James in NC)

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 12:26 PM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Makers of 'mindblowing' sex robot with virtual vagina swamped with orders

(Thanks to Dave D and Jeff Schneider)

Vaguely Related: Kim Anami can lift coconuts, household objects and even a surfboard using her vagina and believes that vaginal weightlifting can empower women

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 12:22 PM
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YOU SHOW SOME INITIATIVE, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

A student at Emerson College in Boston says he's facing disciplinary action after renting out his dorm room on Airbnb.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 12:06 PM
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IN MIAMI HE WOULD LAST MAYBE 30 SECONDS

A Queens man is taking matters into his own hands when it comes to law-breaking motorists by slapping their cars with “I park like an A–HOLE” bumper stickers.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 12:03 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

North Korea bombards South with used toilet paper

(Thanks to John Mayson and W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 12:01 PM
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GOOD BOY

Watch This Badass Dog Save Its Owner From A Sneak Attack By One Of The Most Venomous Snakes In The World

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 06:26 AM
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GOOD LUCK WITH THE PAPERWORK

A man named Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop, 34, is accused of assaulting an Evergreen State College police officer and a Thurston County deputy in Olympia, Wash.

(Thanks to Steve K and John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on February 3, 2016 at 06:23 AM
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