August 01, 2015

JUSTIFIABLE

Man calls police to arrest his cat for eating his bacon

(Thanks to Ralph K.)

Posted by judi on August 1, 2015 at 12:29 PM
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EXACTLY HOW STRICT IS OUR POLICY?

We are uncertain if we are able to blog this item.

But we thank Unholy Slacker just the same.

Posted by judi on August 1, 2015 at 12:23 PM
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AND THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO LITTLE BLACK DRESSES?

Giant snails still terrorizing Florida despite massive expenditures

(Thanks to A. Wheeler)

Posted by judi on August 1, 2015 at 12:21 PM
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THEY CAN HAVE OURS

Scientists hope to develop a Fitbit for cows.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by judi on August 1, 2015 at 12:12 PM
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July 31, 2015

HE HAS THIS BLOG'S SUPPORT

Man shoots down drone hovering over house

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:57 PM
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MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Minor league team hosts Back Hair Appreciation night

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:51 PM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Police are searching for a man who failed to rob a sandwich shop in Rhode Island after being ignored by the teenage employees.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:47 PM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Brisbane restaurant partially destroyed after 24 pest bombs explode

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who asks "Do I want to know why they thought they needed 24 bug bombs?")

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:42 PM
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IT'S SIMPLE (burp) ECONOMICS

Study: Beer Creates Jobs

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:40 PM
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AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF PROTEIN

Houston Neighborhood Says Drinking Water Filled With Worms

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:36 PM
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THE OMEN 4

Louisiana mom throws son a 2nd birthday party themed after his hero, a local personal injury lawyer on TV

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Poker)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:34 PM
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SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT

Taxidermist recreates Michigan-Michigan State football rivalry - with chipmunks

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "Do you think he could recreate the House of Representatives?" Also ubetcha, who says "Hopefully he’ll graduate to squirrels.")

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:32 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

British inventor's 'Ejector Bed' throws occupants

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:23 PM
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AND NOTHING CAN BE DONE, BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

Giant, hungry snails are eating the stucco off houses in Florida

(Thanks to West Coast Rod)

Another version: Snail as Big as a Tennis Shoe Running Amok in Florida

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "Snails can run?")

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 06:19 PM
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FRANCE ETC.

Swarms of Locusts Trigger State of Emergency in Southern Russia

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Madeleine Cody)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 11:00 AM
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IT'S A START

Bud Light semi-truck crashes in Cape Coral

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Fortunately no real beer was harmed.")

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 10:56 AM
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NEED A KID'S T-SHIRT?

Don't buy it in Asia.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 10:53 AM
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THEY'RE FIGHTING BACK

Texas man shot after bullet ricochets off armadillo

This is not the first time a gunshot injury has resulted from an armadillo shooting. Earlier this year, a Georgia man accidentally shot his mother-in-law when the bullet ricocheted off of the heavily armored mammal

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 10:41 AM
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GIVE IT THE CHAIR

Man calls police to arrest his cat for eating his bacon

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 10:39 AM
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IF THAT DOESN'T WIN HER OVER, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

Omaha man accused of setting fire to his home after wife refused sexual advances

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 31, 2015 at 10:38 AM
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