May 23, 2017

EVEN OUR WILDLIFE IS CRIMINAL

Swan chases Florida police officer around SUV

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:16 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida man crashes car into sheriff's 'Don't Drink and Drive' unit

(Thanks to Rick Day, funny man and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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ONE SMALL STEP

Mouse sperm yields healthy mice after 9 months in space

(Thanks to The Perts and Jon Harris)

Related: Donut launched 97,000 feet into space on display at Kansas City shop

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:11 AM
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MANLY

Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:02 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida Woman Attacks Lyft Driver After Blowing Nose on Seat Cushion

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:00 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

'Winged' snake species from 5 million years ago discovered in Tennessee

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "They have to be in Florida by now.")

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 05:57 AM
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May 22, 2017

SPORTSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Fore!

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 01:53 PM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

57-pound monkey 'Uncle Fatty' put on strict diet in Thailand

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 01:42 PM
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EITHER THAT, OR IT'S TIME TO PUT DOWN THE BONG

When scientists saw the mouse heads glowing, they knew the discovery was big

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 01:41 PM
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'THERE REALLY IS NO MAGIC FORMULA'

5 Tips for Placing Restrooms at an Event

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 11:39 AM
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WE SAW HURKY WHITE OPEN FOR STANKY BEAN

This Is What Happened When an Algorithm Invented New Colors

(Thanks to The Perts)

Update: Here's a funnier version that was sent in earlier by funny man (Judi will of course be fired).

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:27 AM
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PARENTHOOD

A dad has shared a hilarious yet horrifying account of how he was left cleaning up after his daughter covered her room with poo.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:18 AM
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WE SHALL OVERCOME

Rubber duckies floated in pothole as part of British village protest

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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IT'S FOR SCIENCE, DUDE

WSU researchers need volunteers to smoke marijuana for study

(Thanks to B'game)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:11 AM
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CSI: TONAWANDA

Veteran observers of town life and government said they're not surprised a man eating a sandwich caused such a stir.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:07 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode

(Thanks to Matt Filar, Layla and Rick Day)

Update: Calling the Pasco County Sheriff's Office for help leads to social media humiliation, woman says

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:03 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Man uses spirit level to prove that the earth is flat

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:02 AM
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THE OBVIOUS EXPLANATION IS THAT HE WAS HEADED FOR FLORIDA

A North Carolina man is trying to explain how his car ended up in a swimming pool.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:00 AM
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May 21, 2017

THIS MOM IS EVERY PARENT

Mom Tries - and Fails - to Wake Teen Who Fell Asleep Inside Locked Car

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2017 at 12:20 PM
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CANADA: THE TIME HAS COME FOR AN INTERNATIONAL INTERVENTION

Farting, peeing dinosaurs come to the Manitoba Museum

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 21, 2017 at 12:10 PM
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