March 30, 2017

ADVISORY FOR AUSTRALIAN MOTORISTS:

Watch out for road sharks.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2017 at 10:13 AM
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THE MAGIC BEHIND THE RODENT

Here's a 1991 Chuck E. Cheese University training video on costume maintenance that is totally worth watching today.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2017 at 10:10 AM
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TRIBUTE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Florida Man Gets ‘Ryan Reynolds’ Tattoo On His Butt

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2017 at 06:12 AM
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GET BACK TO US WHEN YOU CAN DO THIS WITH CATS

SEE THE CYBORG SYSTEM THAT LETS HUMANS CONTROL TURTLES WITH THEIR MINDS

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2017 at 06:10 AM
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BUSTS MAKING NEWS

Laser cutter used to assemble ham sandwich bust of Vin Diesel

Cristiano Ronaldo unveils 'horrifying' bronze bust of himself as Madeira airport is renamed in his honour

(Thanks to Kevin Smith, Ralph and Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2017 at 06:07 AM
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HOW DID *THAT* GET THERE?

Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Le Petomane, Al Barkafski, Woozy Barnes, Roberto and Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 30, 2017 at 06:00 AM
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March 29, 2017

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Couple who went ahead with their wedding after a hitman walked in and SHOT three relatives say they were 'trying to make the best of it' but were upset 'so much food was wasted' after guests fled

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2017 at 11:02 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sebastian Couple Tell Police They Are Part Of Illuminati

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says: "In that case, ma'am and sir, you are free to go.")

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2017 at 11:00 AM
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MEN WHO GOLF:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2017 at 10:58 AM
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PAGING LES NESSMAN

30-pound turkey crashes through family's windshield

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2017 at 10:56 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Woman arrested for blasting Ed Sheeran song repeatedly

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2017 at 06:24 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Las Vegas brothel owner to open Raiders-themed ‘sex palace’ with discounts for players and staff

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2017 at 06:22 AM
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March 28, 2017

ALL PART OF THE PREP

Five medics are fired after footage of them dancing around naked, unconscious patient awaiting surgery goes viral

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 02:54 PM
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TODAY'S ALARMING SCIENCE FACT

Spiders could theoretically eat every human on earth in a year and still be hungry

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 02:50 PM
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'SEA WEED'

Morning walker discovers bale of marijuana on Daytona Beach

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:26 AM
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THIS JUST IN

A family guesthouse owner has been given 21 days to change the name of his sleepy seaside hotel after calling it The VIAGRA Hotel

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "But business is up.")

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:19 AM
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DUDE, WHAT WAS *THAT?*

Flying bong slices man’s hand

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

A Hungry Horse woman was concerned that someone else was living in her house. She believes this because she had a dream about it.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:07 AM
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TAKING THE LEAD

Ohio bans sex with animals

(Thanks to timbang)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:03 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Escalator in Hong Kong mall suddenly reverses direction

Autoplay.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:01 AM
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