July 27, 2017

NAME THAT STATE!

Man tries to steal police car with officer in it

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2017 at 05:33 PM
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SENSIBLE

An Indian official has reportedly urged villagers who do not have enough money to build toilets in their homes to sell their wives to make some extra money.

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2017 at 03:27 PM
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BUT IT HAS A *LOT* OF NUTRIENTS, DUDE

They bought $10,000 worth of pot, but it was broccoli. Then came the gunfire.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2017 at 03:23 PM
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THEY DESCRIBE IT AS 'PLEASANT' AND 'DOMESTICATED,' AND OF COURSE IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Police looking for owner of 77-pound tortoise found on road

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2017 at 03:22 PM
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HE WANTED TO 'START HIS CAREER AS A COMEDIAN'

Authorities say they arrested a man who robbed a bank, stripped naked and ran down the street throwing stolen money.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2017 at 10:57 AM
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OKLAHOMA EDUCATION REPORT

Teacher who cartwheeled without underwear given probation

This has been your Oklahoma Education Report.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Al Barkafski and Steve K,  who says "It gets pretty hot in Oklahoma, even in February.")

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2017 at 10:54 AM
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THEY'RE GETTING BRAZEN

Massive squirrels have 'road rage' battle that wouldn't look out of place in a wrestling ring

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2017 at 10:36 AM
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THESE ARE CONSENTING TURTLES

This $10 sex toy is helping scientists study turtles

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2017 at 10:28 AM
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July 26, 2017

TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THIS TONIGHT

A woman in Virginia who heard noises in her home in the middle of the night soon learned that a man was living in her attic.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 02:25 PM
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MOTHER NATURE IS ONE SICK WOMAN

Gulls' Love of Baby Seal Poop Leads to Gouged Butts

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "one headline, two band names")

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 02:23 PM
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BOLO

One-armed clown had machete taped to amputated arm, police say

(Thanks to Andy Vogan and Bill Hudgins)

Reminds us of a Carl Hiaasen character.

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 02:21 PM
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AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAA

Monster crocodile swims down river with a cow in its jaws

Autoplay.

Giant 'angry' huntsman called Aragog that's larger than a dinner plate traps a terrified family in their home

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:52 AM
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NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN

Man held after deadly king cobras smuggled into U.S. in potato chip cans

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Poker, Patty Villanova, manual tomato and Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:50 AM
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WE SAW THE WILD SHEEP-SURFING RABBITS OPEN FOR PRINCE

Wild rabbits surf on sheep to flee New Zealand flood

(Thanks to Scurvy Steve and Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:45 AM
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PREPARATION IS VITAL

Eclipse creating record demand for marijuana, liquor

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:43 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:40 p.m. A Coram resident reported that someone had left a “bag of hornets” at their house.

Read the whole blotter. Really.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:42 AM
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WELL OK, THEN

Company says Fort Myers woman's claim of iguana leg in jar of pizza sauce was just mold

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:31 AM
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LOOKING FOR A VACATION DESTINATION OFF THE BEATEN PATH?

Here you go.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:28 AM
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IN FLORIDA, THIS WOULD BE A POLICE CAR

A Western New York man was arrested after driving a car with no windshield, no doors and no license plates.  Oh, and by the way, there was an ax stuck into the roof.

Shocker: He was later found to be impaired by multiple different drug categories

(Thanks to Le Petomane, L. Raymond and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:12 AM
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ANOTHER SOUND LEGAL STRATEGY

Suspect Disrobes in Patrol Car, Spits His Own Feces at Richmond Officers

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Jay Brandes and Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2017 at 11:09 AM
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