January 17, 2017

CANADA TAKES A STAND

According to a lawsuit, the building council claims that “that the word ‘Dick’ in Moby Dick was an offensive term"

(Thanks to Peter [Ha!] Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2017 at 01:47 PM
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WHILE THE MEDIA CONTINUE TO BLATHER ABOUT THE RUSSIANS

Who’s winning the cyber war? The squirrels, of course

(Thanks to Sean T, Peter Metrinko, Bruce Pingree and Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2017 at 01:43 PM
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MEN:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2017 at 09:47 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS

Cooking squirrel with blowtorch costs woman's insurance $300K

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2017 at 09:45 AM
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CSI: MAIDSTONE, KENT

Blow-up sex doll sparks murder alert after reports of 'body' floating in river

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2017 at 09:44 AM
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FLORIDA WILDLIFE REPORT

Yikes.

This has been your Florida Wildlife Report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Newtonian, John Gregg, Stephan Smith and A.C.)

Posted by Dave on January 17, 2017 at 09:41 AM
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January 16, 2017

HOOTERS

Coastguards investigating 'cries for help' find two loved up owls instead

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2017 at 04:24 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR SPRINGSTEEN

Jersey monitors threat from toxic sea lettuce fumes

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2017 at 04:22 PM
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O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL TO THE GLASGOW IKEA

Shopper is stunned to spot the face of Jesus in one of the store's toilet doors

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2017 at 10:40 AM
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ELSEWHERE DOWN UNDER

DATING apps are fuelling rampant rates of sexual promiscuity, according to a leading Brisbane sexual health doctor who “quite frequently” treats patients who have sex with up to 10 people a day.

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2017 at 10:38 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

They arrested Perry Mason.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2017 at 10:34 AM
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AUSTRALIA: LAND OF NATURAL WEIRDNESS

Mysterious desert shrimp surfaces after deluge

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on January 16, 2017 at 10:32 AM
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January 15, 2017

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Naked man arrested after crashing car into house, punching trooper, telling cops he's Jesus

Amazing Fact: Not Florida!

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2017 at 02:43 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man ends up setting his armpit on fire to impress his friends

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2017 at 10:24 AM
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YUM II

'Broquets' are flower arrangements made of beef jerky, because men are too manly for plants.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2017 at 10:20 AM
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YUM

Thanks to the addition of heme, an iron-rich molecule contained in blood (which the company produces in bulk using fermented yeast), it is designed to look, smell, sizzle and taste like a beef burger.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on January 15, 2017 at 10:18 AM
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January 14, 2017

INCREDIBLY, DRUGS APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Naked woman allegedly steals police truck, leads cops on hour-long chase

Also incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2017 at 01:31 PM
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CAN JOURNALISM SINK ANY LOWER?

We're thinking no.

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2017 at 01:28 PM
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SHE HAD HER REASONS

Woman drives SUV into a T-Mobile in Palm Springs

Not California: Florida.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2017 at 01:24 PM
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GUYS OF NATURE

Randy tortoise fitted with a pair of wheels after sex sessions wore out his legs

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on January 14, 2017 at 01:17 PM
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