August 28, 2014

FLATHEAD: A COUNTY ON EDGE

4:55 p.m. An employee of an Evergreen grocery store called in to talk about the “national day of rage.”

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 02:09 PM
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OR YOU CAN JUST ORDER A PIZZA

With Jakub Dzamba’s device, you can raise and eat your own batch of crickets every 2 months

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 02:06 PM
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THE LEGEND GROWS

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford had his high school players roll in goose droppings, threatened to beat up a teacher, showed up drunk at a practice and reneged on a promise to buy $5,000 worth of football helmets for his team, according to internal school board documents released today.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 02:00 PM
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DION'T MESS WITH THEIR YOUNG

A woman has assaulted a Des Moines man who tossed a toaster pastry and wrapper onto the woman’s 2-year-old child in her car.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 01:58 PM
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HEEL!

Canadian scientists raise fish to walk on land

Next Step: Florida drivers' licenses.

(Thanks to Ross Holley)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 01:56 PM
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SCIENCE WILL NOW TACKLE THE ISSUE OF SAUSAGE VS. PEPPERONI

Science declares that mozzarella is the best cheese for pizza

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 01:55 PM
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THOUGHTFUL

Human skull donated to Austin Goodwill store

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 01:52 PM
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WE VOTE FOR THE KARDASHIAN FAMILY

If you had to put something into an oversized shoebox for somebody to see or read in the year 2389, what would it be?

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 09:54 AM
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HOLY...

I know that Dave is aware that everyone in Holland speaks English, but it is not always the English spoken in America. Yesterday while driving home from the Eindhoven airport I nearly ran off the road when I saw a truck from a company that specializes in the transport of wood chips and "natural" fertilizer. To see the truck, click here then click on the second truck, the one for Houtsnippers (wood chips). Does it say what I think it says? Yes it does. Check the URL at the top. Is this another 'Ha ha, a funny Dutch word that sounds like a naughty English word?' No, there are plenty of those, but they are actually using the English words for the name of their business.

Living here is fun.

Your friend, Keith (I post comments to Dave's blog as Holland Daze)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 09:44 AM
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WHICH MEANS SHEEP DOGS ARE SMARTER THAN MANY STUDENTS

Rounding up sheep successfully is a deceptively simple process involving just two basic mathematical rules, a study found.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 09:05 AM
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'THE CHARITY BELIEVES THE BENEFITS OF A GIANT SCROTUM-SHAPED HOT AIR BALLOON ARE OBVIOUS'

A gigantic NSFW balloon called 'Skyballs' is fighting testicular cancer

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 09:02 AM
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NOT SCARY AT ALL!

British woman spends more than $16K on cosmetic surgery to attract younger men — at age 73

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:58 AM
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GOOD LUCK

Brazilian Town Run by Women Is Looking for a Few Good (Single) Men

(Thanks to Another Ralph, who says "They were fine until one of them saw a spider...") (NOTE: This blog does not say that. Another Ralph says that.)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:56 AM
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WHO SAYS AMERICANS AREN'T CIVIC-MINDED?

An Oct. 20 trial has been set for a Mesa woman accused of running over her husband with an SUV because he didn't vote in the 2012 presidential election.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:46 AM
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ALONG WITH A SLAB OF STONE CHARMIN

Roman toilet seat unearthed near Hadrian's Wall

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:41 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

FAA investigating drone flight over Panthers-Chiefs game

(Thanks to nursecindy, who says "If this had happened during a race at Lowes Motor Speedway the drone would have looked like swiss cheese in about 30 seconds.")

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:37 AM
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YUM

Squirrel brains are overlooked delicacy

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:31 AM
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WHOOPS

However, two hours later, the man's family went to visit his body in the morgue and noticed that the body bag was moving.

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:28 AM
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THE INTERNET

Connecting the world.

Bvaq9TiCEAArU3d

(Thanks to Will Dooley)

Related: Peeing Kids Caught in the Act at Penrose Park

(Thanks to Amanda Wolfe)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:23 AM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Disney wants to use drones for its shows

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2014 at 08:20 AM
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