July 30, 2014

ONE BY ONE THEY ARE STRIPPING AWAY OUR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS

Naked Man On Leash In W. Va. Could Face Charges

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 01:17 PM
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MAN'S BEST FRIEND

A dog owner discovered his pet Newfoundland had swallowed a £500 watch when the alarm went off inside the animal.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 01:09 PM
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UNFORTUNATELY...

...our strict policy prohibits us from linking to this item.

(Thanks to Harry Farkas)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 01:07 PM
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YES

Dear Mr. Barry:

In Placitas, NM, this year we have a bumper crop of lizards. On Monday, as my wife and I were returning home, a large lizard appeared on our sidewalk, raised its tail, and pooped. I had never seen this before. I thought to myself that this is a rude lizard. Later I thought that this might be a good name for a rock band: Rude Lizard. Do you agree?

Edwin Macy

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 01:05 PM
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YOU KNOW THE COUNTY

9:49 p.m. A woman with a phobia of snakes called 911 to report that a snake was attached to her dog and when her dog ran into the kitchen the snake detached and, at the time of the call, was slithering around on her kitchen floor.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 01:03 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

McDonald's Japan Just Rolled Out Tofu McNuggets

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 11:21 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Hundreds of grazing goats get loose in E. Boise

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 11:15 AM
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IS OUR TV NEWS PEOPLE LEARNING?

Evidently not.

Louis-slungpue

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 11:14 AM
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GOOD! WE THINK.

Tring 'poo' pong 'not human waste'

(Doo-dah, doo-dah)

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 11:10 AM
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HE SHOULD HAVE KEPT IT OUT OF SIGHT

MAX REGER’S ORGAN IS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 11:03 AM
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BE ADVISED, LADIES

Turkey Deputy PM Says Women Shouldn't Laugh in Public

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 10:58 AM
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BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

This just in.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on July 30, 2014 at 10:56 AM
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July 29, 2014

TERRORISM UPDATE

Breast-feeding moms take over Oklahoma park

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, who says, "Key line: 'Plenty of dads came out for moral support.'")

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2014 at 05:41 PM
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Y'ALL ARE KIDDING, RIGHT?

Oak Ridge cancels class to reduce Southern accents

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2014 at 02:51 PM
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EW

Just, ew.

Advisory: Ew.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2014 at 02:49 PM
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HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE BUSHES PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Hickory police arrested a Connelly Springs man after a store manager spied him talking to bushes Monday, officials said.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2014 at 02:46 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

300 in brawl at New Jersey wedding

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2014 at 02:43 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Germany performed the most penis enlargements in the world last year

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2014 at 02:41 PM
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APPETIZING

Restaurant hires girls to walk crabs

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2014 at 10:56 AM
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THIS CALLS FOR A WEEK OF INTERNATIONAL DRUNKEN CELEBRATION

George Michael hints at a Wham! reunion with bandmate Andrew Ridgeley

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby, who says "The line forms behind me.")

Posted by Dave on July 29, 2014 at 10:43 AM
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