August 25, 2016

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

A woman allegedly rams her SUV into the store and around its aisles after her check bounces

...Fay drove the Tahoe down an aisle almost to the back of the store, police said. She then allegedly reversed the SUV back to the front of the aisle, turned the car toward the deli and drove between the aisle ends and the checkstands. She then drove the vehicle out the east doors and into the parking lot, police said.

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 11:38 AM
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THOSE THINGS CAN BE DEADLY

Bomb squad blow up pesto sandwich

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 11:28 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Boise man uses Legos to re-create college football big plays

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 11:26 AM
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THERE ARE LINES YOU DON'T CROSS

A Pennsylvania woman was arrested Sunday for reportedly stabbing her husband with scissors after he drank her beer.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes "He won't do that again.")

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 11:23 AM
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BUT NOT BEFORE VAPORIZING HIS DOG

Man probes alien he claims to have caught while walking his dog - but there's bad news as now says it has ESCAPED

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 11:20 AM
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'MINE'S THE RED ONE'

The entire British Olympic team arrived back in England with the same red suitcase

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 11:12 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Man dressed as Batman/Captain America steals beer

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 11:08 AM
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HOLD ON! IT'S FLORIDA!

Woman with no clothes on counts as ‘suspicious’ in Vero Beach

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Related: Woman arrested after crashing into neighbor's fence, twice

(Also thanks to Jeff)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 10:57 AM
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ALWAYS A STRONG LEGAL STRATEGY

Drunk woman, 20, not wearing any pants arrested after driving to the police station to pick up her friends who were done for DUI

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Geoff)

Posted by Dave on August 25, 2016 at 10:40 AM
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August 24, 2016

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

Ax throwing — the 'modern-day bowling' — coming to Chicago

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 03:19 PM
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CSI: GAYLORD

A resident of Gaylord opened a package they received in the mail today and were surprised to see that it was a ½ pound of marijuana. The resident immediately called the Gaylord Police Department and turned it over. At this time nobody has called to claim ownership of the package. If you have any information pertaining to this incident please call GPD at 507.237.2265.

Dude.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 03:16 PM
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MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Film lifts lid on secret world of 'endurance tickling'

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 11:34 AM
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OH THE HUMANITY

Flying Bum airship damaged on test flight

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 10:37 AM
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IF THAT DOESN'T CHANGE PERCEPTIONS, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

All-Female Nude Shakespeare Performance Seeks To Change Perceptions In Prospect Park

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 10:31 AM
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OF COURSE THE RESEARCHERS ARE PROBABLY LYING

Everyone lies on the internet, according to new research

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 10:27 AM
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DUDE, DUH

Stoned rats make lazier choices, UBC study finds

(Thanks to the Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 06:23 AM
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THOSE KRAZY KIWIS

One image shows a pilot kissing a blow up doll in the cockpit.

(Thanks to Greg Snow, Patty Villanova and Le Petomane, who says "It was funnier in Airplane.")

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 06:18 AM
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ADVISORY

Playing the bagpipes could kill you, scientists warn

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 06:12 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Russian Olympic Team Delayed by Giant Nesting Doll

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 06:10 AM
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MEN:

Do NOT click here.

("Thanks" to Michael Herold, DaninDallas and Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on August 24, 2016 at 05:59 AM
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