February 25, 2018

THE GOOD NEWS: WE HAVE A STORY FROM AUSTRALIA THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE DEADLY ANIMALS

The bad news: Australians celebrate the mullet

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on February 25, 2018 at 08:47 AM
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CSI: EW

Texas woman ‘intentionally defecated’ inside police cruiser to hide drugs

Also a Valentine’s Day card was involved.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, Al Barkafski and Jeff Meyerson, who says “We do NOT pay our cops enough.”)

Posted by Dave on February 25, 2018 at 08:43 AM
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HE HAS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH LOCKED UP

McDonald's manager in Cleveland accused of firing shots at customers

(Thanks to Jane Linderman, who says “Ya want fries with that?”)

Posted by Dave on February 25, 2018 at 08:39 AM
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IF THIS ISN'T A POWERFUL ENTICEMENT TO TAKE UP VAPING, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

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Posted by Dave on February 25, 2018 at 07:46 AM
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February 23, 2018

WE BET

‘Africa’s answer to Kim Kardashian’ says her 60 inch backside stops traffic

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 02:22 PM
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THE JUDGES DEDUCTED TWO POINTS FOR SHRINKAGE

Watch STREAKER run on to ice with a MONKEY protecting his PRIVATES

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 02:19 PM
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DON'T WORRY: THEIR IDENTITIES ARE BEING PROTECTED

Animal smuggler caught trying to bring 12 donkeys and a horse into North Wales

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(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 02:17 PM
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WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF STUPID?

Students in Louisiana thought this math symbol looked like a gun. Police were called

(Thanks to Glen Page and Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 01:59 PM
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THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "In that case, sir...")

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 01:55 PM
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'THE MALE G SPOT'

The 63-year-old found himself unable to stop orgasming, a new study reveals, after accidentally discovering prostate stimulation could bring him to climax

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 01:52 PM
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SO *THAT'S* WHO'S WATCHING THE WINTER OLYMPICS

Moose caught watching Olympic bobsleigh in most Canadian moment ever

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 06:26 AM
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YOUR 'ASSETS' JOKE HERE

Argentina's 'sexiest weathergirl' insures her famous bum for a whopping £72,000 to protect it from "all risks"

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 06:24 AM
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STAND TALL, DINESH SHIVNATH UPADHYAYA

An Indian man who holds several Guinness World Records has another title to his name after sucking down a bottle of ketchup in under 30 seconds.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 06:20 AM
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THEY'RE PERSISTENT LITTLE BASTARDS

What frustrated squirrels can teach us about perseverance

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 06:18 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR EACH OTHER

Yard Goats cancel monkey rodeo show after complaints made

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 06:12 AM
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THEY WERE RELEASED AFTER SURRENDERING THE LAUNCH CODES

Four large pythons found in Florida's abandoned missile base

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 06:09 AM
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OOPS

Escort shows up at wrong house in Cape Coral

(Thanks to Noah Spicker)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2018 at 06:07 AM
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February 22, 2018

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Noah Spicker)

Posted by Dave on February 22, 2018 at 04:27 PM
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ATTENTION, NOBEL COMMITTEE

On Thursday morning, adult entertainment company CamSoda introduced the “RubGrub,” an interactive vibrator that orders food after you’re done using it for its original purpose.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on February 22, 2018 at 04:22 PM
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WHY PENMANSHIP MATTERS

Couple rescued from remote deserted island after writing massive HELP sign in the sand

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 22, 2018 at 04:20 PM
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