May 29, 2015

SO FAR IT REFUSES TO TALK

Bird accused of working for Pakistani intelligence is placed in custody

(Thanks to Dan Gilmartin and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 01:54 PM
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DON'T SAY THIS BLOG DIDN'T WARN YOU

Human Flesh-Craving Squirrels Are Attacking MTA Workers

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 01:46 PM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Police arrested an 82-year-old man for slashing a woman's tires because he claims she was sitting in his favorite bingo seat.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Jeff Meyerson and Geoff Scott)

There is only one possible state.

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 01:42 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A runaway pig has caused havoc in the sleepy West Australian town of Denmark

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, who says "definitely free range.")

We saw Runaway Pig open for Meat Loaf.

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 09:51 AM
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THE NEWS FROM CANADA

The tax on tampons will end a lot sooner than anyone was expecting.

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 09:44 AM
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BEAUTIFICATION, DUDE

Council ‘accidentally’ plants marijuana in city centre flowerbeds

(Thanks to Will Dooley)

Related: Man sprinkles cops’ pizza with weed because ‘they sounded cool on the phone’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 09:26 AM
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HE NEEDS AN ANTI-REPTILE APP

Man steps on a snake while busy on smartphone

Oscar-worthy local-TV re-enactment here.

(Thanks to Mike Ester, Allen at Division, Not My Usual Alias and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 09:21 AM
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AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Man stuffed AK-47 rifle down his pants at Davie pawn shop

You know the state.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 09:10 AM
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JUST GO AWAY

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Long Armpit Hair (Again) in Bikini Selfie

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 09:08 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

‘Dementor’ wasp turns cockroaches into zombies

ADVISORY: Autoplay.

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet and Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 09:04 AM
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THEREBY QUALIFYING THEM FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Fruit flies can apparently tell time

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

Posted by Dave on May 29, 2015 at 09:01 AM
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May 28, 2015

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

A Franklin woman was hospitalized and charged with DUI after police found her disoriented and with 13 nearly empty cans of whipped cream scattered in her SUV, authorities said this week.

(Thanks to Sharon "The Minx" Lurie)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2015 at 10:22 AM
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BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Skook Toones bringing more pianos to downtown Pottsville

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2015 at 10:20 AM
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CSI: TOOWOOMBA

Police from Toowoomba Stock and Rural Crime Investigation Squad acted quickly upon receipt of information regarding the theft of a quantity of gallstones from cattle slaughtered at a nearby abattoir.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2015 at 10:18 AM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

MUNCIE, Ind. (AP) — Police say an Indiana woman stabbed another woman in the eye with a fork in a dispute over the last rib at a barbecue.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2015 at 10:15 AM
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YES, LET'S MAKE THE DOCTOR MORE COMFORTABLE

“Our goal is to get students more comfortable with these mortifying scenarios,” lead researcher Dr. Benjamin Lok said.

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who, inexplicably, failed to note that "Robotic Rump" WBAGNFARB)

Posted by judi on May 28, 2015 at 09:46 AM
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BOWLING FOR DOLLARS

Woman hits self with bowling ball as cover for robbery.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by judi on May 28, 2015 at 09:34 AM
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SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT

Cornwall bans the "mankini"

(Thanks to judy b.)

Posted by judi on May 28, 2015 at 09:29 AM
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May 27, 2015

SEND THIS THIEF TO WASHINGTON

Germany's bathroom thief strikes again as ministry toilet seats go missing

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:58 AM
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GOOD MORNING, DUDE

Marijuana-Infused Smoked Salmon Is The Future Of Breakfast

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2015 at 08:56 AM
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