July 17, 2018

EVERYONE HAS A DREAM

Porn star wants £5,000 so he can be buried inside a giant remote-controlled penis

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 04:06 PM
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PERK UP THOSE SAGGY HUMPS

A Dozen Camels Disqualified From Saudi Beauty Pageant Over Botox Injections

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:29 AM
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YOU KNOW WHERE HE WAS HEADED

Texas police issue warning to driver with washing machine on hood of SUV

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:26 AM
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$67,000 FOR A *SQUIRREL*

Kazakhstan squirrel art installation sparks backlash over costs

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:25 AM
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE

Bowling Ball Mortar

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:23 AM
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JUST WHAT WE NEED IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES

New venomous snake species found in Australia

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:19 AM
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FRANCE ALERT LEVEL RAISED AGAIN

Bird-eating tarantulas possibly on the loose in Britain

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:16 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE BILL OF RIGHTS

A St. Paul city council candidate has been arrested after allegedly posting a topless picture of his wife to his campaign website, according to police.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:12 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A German city is looking for a way to get rid of a giant catfish that is believed to have developed a taste for ducklings after eating all of its fellow fish in the municipal pond.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:06 AM
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BOLO

INL specialists left plutonium in their car. In the morning, it was gone

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on July 17, 2018 at 10:04 AM
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July 16, 2018

GOOD ONE, DUDES

Pranksters plant Wyoming city's flower pots with real pot

(Thanks to funny man and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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PRESUMABLY NOT ALL ATTACHED TO THE SAME INDIVIDUAL

Oxford professor counts 93 penises in Bayeux Tapestry

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:49 AM
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CSI: KENTUCKY

The owner of a rhino statue found in the middle of the road in Daviess Co., KY has apparently been located.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:48 AM
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'THE DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN, WE THOUGHT, HOLLYWOOD, JUST F**K IT'

A California couple took a stolen fire truck for a nearly-100-mile joyride while authorities chased them across four counties on Saturday.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:46 AM
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HE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO FLORIDA

Virginia man totals $300k car one day after buying it

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:43 AM
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July 15, 2018

WHAT CHOICE DID SHE HAVE?

An Islamorada woman hit her husband in the face with her cellphone when he refused to buy cocaine for her, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:44 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Chuck E. Cheese’s jumping on ‘Pay Your Age’ bandwagon after Build-A-Bear chaos

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Because we all know how good they are at handling boisterous crowds.")

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:40 PM
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HERPETOLOGISTS GONE WILD

According to several attendees, Vogt, a longtime researcher of Brazilian turtles, showed several pictures of "scantily clad female students" doing field research. The photographs were risqué enough that conference organizers added blue boxes to cover parts of the women's bodies.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:37 PM
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SO JAIL WILL BE A REAL CHALLENGE

Burglar Breaks Into Escape Room, Forgets How He Came In, Calls 911

(Thanks to John Lobert and funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:34 PM
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WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SLEEP *UNDER* THE BED

6-Foot-Long Boa Constrictor Falls From Ceiling, Lands on Sleeping NY Man

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:32 PM
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