September 18, 2014

AND IT LOOKS GREAT, TOO

'Smart material' chin strap harvests energy from chewing

Smartmateria

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 09:04 AM
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REMINDER:

TomARRRow.

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 09:01 AM
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EFFICIENT

Guatemala's government posted an online response to a newspaper article about the country's vice president before it was published, provoking criticism the government was spying on the country's media.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 08:56 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR MEAT LOAF

Alligator report is false, but police do get one 'aggressive' lizard

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 08:55 AM
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THE ROOTS OF CRIME

Police were called to the Marathon on Selma Road in Springfield this morning for a disturbance, which turned out to be a dispute over Hot Pockets.

(Thanks to Trent Whitney)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 08:52 AM
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JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: Pierogis.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 08:49 AM
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EVERYONE INVOLVED, INCLUDING THE DONKEYS, WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Drunken man rolls car, awakes in field with donkeys

(Thanks to Larry Martell and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 08:33 AM
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IT WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT

Baker in court for head-butting £27,000 sausage roll machine when it stopped working properly

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 08:31 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

BOISE, Idaho — A SUV full of teenagers crashed in Idaho after one of the passengers lit the driver's armpit hair on fire with a lighter, authorities said Wednesday.

(Thanks to Ron G., Ralph, Craig Roberts and Vickie Gray)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 08:30 AM
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GREAT NEWS, LADIES!

It's Fashion Week!

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(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on September 18, 2014 at 08:23 AM
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September 17, 2014

THAT SHOULD BOOST ATTENDANCE

Factory gives fighter jet to head of Russian Orthodox Church

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 01:18 PM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Female Florida body builder attacks boyfriend, snaps inside patrol car

Unnamed

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:18 AM
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THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF EMERGENCY FOR WHICH 911 WAS CREATED

Man accused of calling 911 to complain about not having refrigerator

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:14 AM
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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Seattle police respond to report of cake assault

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:10 AM
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'HE WAS UPSET BECAUSE HE'S 28 AND HAD TO MOVE BACK IN WITH HIS PARENTS'

Drunken Deltona man fires AK-47 multiple times in neighborhood

That should definitely solve the problem.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:08 AM
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SPECIAL TOPPING

Texas pizza employee who rubbed genitals on customer's order apologizes

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Bill Jones,who says "Who ordered the Meat Lover's Pizza?")

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:06 AM
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CHRISTMAS IS COMING...

'Easy Rider' bike going to auction

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Autoplay.

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 09:02 AM
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TO BE HONEST, WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD ONE

It’s 5 p.m. Do you know where your vagina is?

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on September 17, 2014 at 08:56 AM
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September 16, 2014

STUPIDEST SURVEY EVER

Survey: Idaho has the rudest drivers in America

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 05:30 PM
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MUCH BETTER THAN A POLL

Angry Mob Tosses Ukrainian Politician Into the Trash

Advisory: Autoplay.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez, who says "Send this mob to Washington.")

Posted by Dave on September 16, 2014 at 05:20 PM
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