February 21, 2017

'THIS IS MY ART'

The incident happened last Friday during a cancer fundraising event when Lemesoff says Sonic Rabbit Hole, a pair of performance artists, took the stage and one attempted to give the other an enema.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 01:16 PM
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PARENT LEVEL: MASTER

College student's care package filled with trash he neglected at home

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 01:14 PM
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NO.

Peeps-flavored Oreos.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 01:12 PM
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IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE...

...you might get gored.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 01:11 PM
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SCIENCE!

You're a completely different person at 14 and 77, according to the longest-ever study into human character

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 10:22 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST TEAR UP THE CANADIAN CONSTITUTION, ASSUMING THERE IS ONE

Edmonton police issue ticket for wearing a ferret while driving

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 10:20 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

A Japanese student has just broken the Guinness World Record for the most finger snaps in a minute.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 06:18 AM
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YET IT MADE A GREAT PET

 Plane-sized flying reptile was a feared killer in Transylvania

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 06:16 AM
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WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW

...is a whole lot of Slinkies.

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 06:07 AM
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AUSTRALIA DINING REPORT

Waitress drags massive goanna from restaurant as shocked diners watch

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2017 at 06:03 AM
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February 20, 2017

CANADAAAAAAAAAA

Eighth-grade teacher is suspended after giving students instructions on how to cook and inject meth for drama class

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2017 at 02:39 PM
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MAINE TRAFFIC UPDATE

Here we have a moose standing on a car

This has been your Maine Traffic Update.

(Thanks to Talph)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2017 at 02:38 PM
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TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Man leaves footprint at crime scene, claims someone took his shoes

(Thanks to jeff Meyerson, who says "In that case, sir, you are free to go with our apologies.")

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2017 at 02:33 PM
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'ALCOHOL MAY BE PLAYING A LITTLE BIT OF A FACTOR'

Woman charged with theft after riding motorized shopping cart in middle of road in Bath Township

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2017 at 02:30 PM
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February 19, 2017

YIKES

This bald eagle built its nest next to the field where my daughter's team was playing in a soccer tournament today. I got this picture of it taking off to hunt for food. Fortunately it didn't decide to carry off one of the players, because I'm pretty sure, based on talon size, that it could have.

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Posted by Dave on February 19, 2017 at 04:34 PM
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February 18, 2017

UPDATE ON THE BISHOP OF COVENTRY

Our official policy prohibits us from bringing you the update on the Bishop of Coventry, who appears in paragraph seven.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)]

Posted by Dave on February 18, 2017 at 12:01 PM
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THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK

Florida woman pours glue into ATMs after card repeatedly declined

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 18, 2017 at 11:56 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE MUTANT CHICKENS

Improper use of Neti Pots may cause brain-eating amoebas

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

Posted by Dave on February 18, 2017 at 11:55 AM
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SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE BYRDS

Mutant chickens that can lay the eggs of OTHER hens may help save rare breeds

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 18, 2017 at 11:53 AM
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February 17, 2017

WASTE NOT, WANT NOT

Woman accused of drinking wine in front of cops after crashing her car

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on February 17, 2017 at 05:54 PM
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