April 19, 2014

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Mass. men busted with 20 pounds of illegal elvers

(Thanks to wiredog, who says he saw the Illegal Elvers open for the Wu Tang Clan. "Heckuva show.")

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 12:45 PM
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CSI: YPSILANTI

The search for the poopetrator may soon be over

(Thanks to Ned Tugent)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 12:41 PM
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NO HANDS, BUT A *LOT* OF CONTACT

Bubble soccer.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 12:39 PM
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IT SELLS THE CLOTHES ON EBAY

The Asian Jungle Crow, a large-billed crow, actually builds its nest out of coat hangers that it steals from people’s homes!

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 12:36 PM
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WE HOPE SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING RASH

Husband fears diaper-cream heiress, 83, is being duped by her personal trainer

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 07:31 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Drunken Murfreesboro man mows someone else's yard

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 07:25 AM
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MOVE OVER

Sheffield shopping centre introduces overtaking lane

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 07:24 AM
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TERRORISM UPDATE

Suspicious ticking package revealed to be metronome

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 07:22 AM
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YIKES

Centipede tears through viper’s stomach after being swallowed alive

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 07:21 AM
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AUSTIN

I'm heading to Texas today for a show tonight in Austin. Austin is known for many things, including bats. I am sincerely hoping not to see any.

Posted by Dave on April 19, 2014 at 07:18 AM
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April 18, 2014

TO CATCH A PERVERT

Male cop dressed as Amish woman for two months

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:55 PM
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THEY WERE ALL USED TO MAKE RAFTS

Condom shortage hits Cuba

(Thanks to Loudmouth and Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:53 PM
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THOSE THINGS CAN ALSO BE DEADLY

Man 'armed with bar of TOBLERONE tried to hijack plane to Sochi Olympics'

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:45 PM
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THOSE THINGS CAN BE DEADLY

'Explosive' turns out to be old diaper

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:36 PM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Fake fingernails fitted with LEDs and a tiny antenna - causing them to light up when close to a smartphone - have been shown off by a Japanese toy maker.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:34 PM
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*SOMEBODY'S* GOING TO BE SLEEPING ON THE SOFA

A Warrenville man allegedly took his wife’s clothes to the dump because she allegedly took his NASCAR cars from their bedroom.

(Thanks to Charlie Law)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:32 PM
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MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Soccer fan arrested for dumping several kilograms of anchovies on team’s bench before a game described as a ‘disgrace to Greek football’

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:29 PM
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SPAWN OF SATAN UPDATE

Pet cat attacks Roseville family, 3 taken to hospital

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:25 PM
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WE MUST DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO SUPPORT HIM, INCLUDING THE USE OF ATTACK DRONES

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford kicks off reelection bid

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:22 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Females have penises in sex-reversed cave insects

(Thanks to Craig Roberts, RussellMc and Rich Steurer)

We saw them open for the Toxic Moths.

Posted by Dave on April 18, 2014 at 04:19 PM
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