August 29, 2015

TEN O'CLOCK SCHOLAR

An elementary school teacher who was allowed to keep his job despite being late for work 111 times in two years said Friday that breakfast is to blame for his tardiness.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 11:09 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Valrico woman says she robbed banks to pay for daughter's graduation party

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 11:05 AM
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CONSULTANT OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Consultant of the Week.

(Thanks to James in NC)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 11:03 AM
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THIS BLOG IS FOR IT

We the people should change the national bird of the United States of America to fried chicken.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 11:01 AM
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THE NEWS FROM KANSAS

Big toilet in Lucas is running into a problem

This has been The News From Kansas.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 10:57 AM
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BOLO

Swordsman on the loose in Bellflower riverbed attack

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 10:52 AM
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DANG

California Man Was Not Actually Human-Alien Hybrid Sent to Save Humanity

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2015 at 10:48 AM
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August 28, 2015

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

Man Busted After His Dog Tests Positive For Meth

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 10:26 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man accused of hopping on cars naked; blames mushrooms

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 10:23 AM
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ERIKA UPDATE

This is not good.

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(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 08:26 AM
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THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Calgary air quality reading affected by spider in monitoring station

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 08:23 AM
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CHECK OUT THOSE CANTALOUPES, MATE

Aussie bar uses naked women as fruit platters, sparks outrage

(Thanks to Ron G. and West Coast Rod)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 08:21 AM
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YEEPERS

Drone rudely interrupts man sunbathing on 200-foot-tall wind turbine

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:36 AM
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FASHION ALERT

Fake sprouts growing out of your head is now a thing in Beijing

(Thanks to funny man)

Just don't let it go too far.

(Thanks to Dave D and Bill)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:32 AM
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AW

Deputies interview a dozen girls named 'Destiny' to try and find cliff tagger

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(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:27 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Police Arrest Man, 34, Following Unprovoked Potato Salad Attack On His Mother

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, DaninDallas, maryann, Ric Williams, Barry Nester, Gary Schroeder, Bill Hudgins and Michael Huber, who asks "What's up with all of these side dish assaults?)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:21 AM
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August 27, 2015

FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

Har.

(Thanks to judi)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 04:14 PM
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IT WOULD BE A LOT MORE EXCITING WITH WATERMELONS

Tomatina festival - in 60 seconds

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:41 PM
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FARTPHONES!

Finnish tech could let smartphones "see" gas

(Thanks to James in NC)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:03 PM
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE

A drone-killing laser cannon.

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:01 PM
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