February 22, 2018

FASHION UPDATE

"...an underlying metaphorical feminist message."

Posted by Dave on February 22, 2018 at 06:20 AM
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TWO WORDS YOU RARELY THINK OF TOGETHER

By the Slimmest of Margins, the U.S. Knocks Canada Off in Curling Thriller

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on February 22, 2018 at 06:06 AM
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SEND THIS WOMAN TO WASHINGTON

California woman sues state for not acknowledging Bigfoot's existence

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Also send Bigfoot.

Posted by Dave on February 22, 2018 at 06:02 AM
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February 21, 2018

GUYS IN ACTION

Man Burns Down Home In Attempt To Remove Skunks

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 09:41 PM
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UNDOUBTEDLY THERE'S A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Fire crews called to remove a spanner stuck on man's genitals

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 09:37 PM
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O CANNABIS

More Canadians overall smoking pot than in 1985

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 06:59 PM
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HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO DELIVER CHINESE FOOD, WHICH IS A GOOD ENOUGH REASON FOR US

Bicyclist arrested after app directs him into Lincoln Tunnel

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 06:42 PM
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THEY SAY IT’S GOOD TO STAY ACTIVE

Fortuna woman, 79, arrested for selling meth out of her senior center home

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 02:29 PM
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JUST BEER FOR US, THANKS

Video of still-moving seafood at extra-cheap sushi chain startles, entices Japanese Twitter

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 02:26 PM
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CANADIAN SPORTS REPORT

Could you eat this six-pound donair? Monstrous wrap eludes extreme eaters

“Weighing about the same as a Chihuahua”

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 02:16 PM
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UNFORTUNATELY NO ENGLISH TRANSLATION IS AVAILABLE

Left-arm spinner Ashton Agar took 3-27 to lead Australia to a 19-run win over New Zealand on Wednesday under the Duckworth-Lewis system in the rain-affected final of the Twenty20 tri-series.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 02:13 PM
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GUESS WHO’S NUMBER ONE

2018’s Most Sinful States in America

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 02:07 PM
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REMINDER:

The Hunt is back.

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 08:53 AM
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FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

Mattel, a company best known for its clean-cut Barbie dolls, is set to release a game called Flushin' Frenzy that sends a brown plastic poop flying into the air.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 06:15 AM
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TAKE MY EX-WIFE. PLEASE.

Comedian sued by ex-husband after she brings up their marriage in her routine

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 06:09 AM
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THIS USUALLY WORKS FOR US

Man arrested on several charges, falsely identifies himself as Matthew McConaughey

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 06:08 AM
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CSI: VERMONT

Snow shovel fight brings police to West Lebanon parking lot

(Thanks to Glen Page, who says "I think the weather around here could be a factor.")

Posted by Dave on February 21, 2018 at 06:06 AM
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February 20, 2018

‘DOOBIES MKE BOOBIES’

The York Regional Police Service says they are sorry after a police officer told a number of Catholic high school students that smoking marijuana leads to lower testosterone and growth of male mammary areas.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 09:01 PM
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WHICH FRANKLY MAKES THEM EVEN MORE DISGUSTING

The Portland Press Herald reports soon after the Unicode Consortium released proposed images of 157 new emojis to be made available this year, Maine residents took umbrage at the lobster emoji's eight legs instead of the correct 10.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 08:58 PM
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IF THAT DOESN’T WIN HIM BACK, WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL

Woman Tases man who tries to leave her

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 20, 2018 at 08:52 PM
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