July 01, 2015

CSI: EXETER

Man 'tries to steal money from woman's vagina'

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:36 AM
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THEY'RE PEERS, ALL RIGHT

Peers discussing Eurostar's ban on animals on their trains were told that 68 ferrets had entered the UK last year under the terms of the European Union's Pet Travel Scheme.

(Thanks to Barbara A)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:33 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

United Airlines Is Going to Power Its Jets with Animal Poop Now

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:31 AM
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SEND THIS FUNDRAISING CONCEPT TO WASHINGTON

The raffle winner will get the chance to use a Taser on City Administrator Jake Anderson or Councilman Bob Lacy at the Van Meter Fire Association Street Dance on July 18.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:30 AM
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IT ALSO DRIVES THEM TO THEIR DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS

Therapy Tortoise Comforts Residents at Florida Nursing Home

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

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Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:27 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION, CANADIAN DIVISION

A British Columbia man who decided to use this sword to cut through a watermelon managed to shatter a glass table and leave the melon intact.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 1, 2015 at 09:21 AM
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June 30, 2015

STATE PRIDE, BABY

Famous people, famous places: Reflecting on the best parts of Florida

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 05:06 PM
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THIS IS ACTUALLY PART OF THE FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST

Car jumps Flagler Bridge

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Dawn Valley)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 04:03 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Watch bizarre moment firefighters hose down 'randy bulls' so RSPCA can rescue cow

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:19 PM
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THIS NEEDS TO BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT

Swedish synchronized swimmers attempt routine drunk

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:06 PM
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IN OUR ONGOING QUEST TO ACHIEVE PEAK DOUCHE

Merman colour is the next big thing in men’s hair

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:04 PM
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YOU KNOW THE STATE

A 65-year-old woman accused of stabbing her son in the nipple with a pencil after he complained she bought too much stuff at Walmart got locked up, an arrest affidavit states.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says we need to get pencils out of civilian hands)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:01 PM
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DUDE

I Got A Marijuana Prescription And Pot In Minutes Without Leaving My Couch

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 02:59 PM
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WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

How much urine are YOU swimming in?

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 02:57 PM
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ALERT LEVEL: VERY VERY RED

1,000 people possibly sickened by fecal matter in French mud run

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:56 AM
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MAYBE WE SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION

Reason for recent spike in shark attacks: Too many people in the ocean

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:49 AM
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WE HARDLY KNEW YE

After three frenzied days of working to repair and reinflate the world's largest known rubber ducky for the Tall Ships Festival, crews gave up on her Sunday

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(Thanks to Al Batkafski and Jeff Meyerson, who says "Oh the humanity.")

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:46 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Doctors remove FIVE FOOT hairball from Indian teenager's stomach

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:39 AM
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'DISCHARGED' HEH HEH

A New Zealand real estate agent who mailed poo to a rival agent has been discharged without conviction.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:37 AM
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YOU MAY NOW WHACK THE TUNA

Make your wedding a day to remember, by cutting the head off a tuna together

(Thanks to Joe Green)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:36 AM
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