August 28, 2015

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

Man Busted After His Dog Tests Positive For Meth

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 10:26 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man accused of hopping on cars naked; blames mushrooms

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 10:23 AM
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ERIKA UPDATE

This is not good.

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(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 08:26 AM
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THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Calgary air quality reading affected by spider in monitoring station

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 08:23 AM
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CHECK OUT THOSE CANTALOUPES, MATE

Aussie bar uses naked women as fruit platters, sparks outrage

(Thanks to Ron G. and West Coast Rod)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 08:21 AM
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YEEPERS

Drone rudely interrupts man sunbathing on 200-foot-tall wind turbine

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:36 AM
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FASHION ALERT

Fake sprouts growing out of your head is now a thing in Beijing

(Thanks to funny man)

Just don't let it go too far.

(Thanks to Dave D and Bill)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:32 AM
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AW

Deputies interview a dozen girls named 'Destiny' to try and find cliff tagger

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(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:27 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Police Arrest Man, 34, Following Unprovoked Potato Salad Attack On His Mother

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, DaninDallas, maryann, Ric Williams, Barry Nester, Gary Schroeder, Bill Hudgins and Michael Huber, who asks "What's up with all of these side dish assaults?)

Posted by Dave on August 28, 2015 at 06:21 AM
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August 27, 2015

FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

Har.

(Thanks to judi)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 04:14 PM
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IT WOULD BE A LOT MORE EXCITING WITH WATERMELONS

Tomatina festival - in 60 seconds

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:41 PM
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FARTPHONES!

Finnish tech could let smartphones "see" gas

(Thanks to James in NC)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:03 PM
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE

A drone-killing laser cannon.

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 02:01 PM
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MAYBE HE FORGOT HIS PIN

Thief Uses Dynamite To Break Into ATM

(Thanks to West Coast Rod)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 01:57 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A German Robot Learned to Flip Pancakes from WikiHow

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 01:48 PM
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WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS. *SCIENCE* IS SAYING THIS.

'Evolutionary fitness' key in determining why some females more physically attractive than others

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 01:40 PM
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IT'S A JUNKOFF!

People following biologists on Twitter got a bit of a surprise this morning: their feed is full of genitals.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:53 AM
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BECAUSE OF OUR STRICT POLICY

...we will not be drawing attention to the byline on this story.

(Thanks to, ahem, Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:29 AM
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BRILLIANT

Selfie with rattlesnake turns out exactly like you think it would

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks, Jon Harris and Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:26 AM
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DUDE

Buddie the marijuana mascot draws complaints from children's advocates

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(Thanks to Sean in Akron, who says "Dude, where's my tights?")

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2015 at 08:23 AM
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