June 24, 2017

'MOMMY MILK CREATIONS'

A Rhode Island company that makes jewelry from breast milk has been ordered to refund customers and return the breast milk they sent.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2017 at 11:09 AM
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SO THEY'RE ON TO SOMETHING

While a television news crew was gathering footage for a story about crime in the Albuquerque downtown area, a thief drove off in the station's SUV.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck, Le Petomane and funny man)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2017 at 11:04 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Serial mailbox destroyer wreaks havoc on neighborhood (Autoplay)

Villager who said she drank wine at community pool arrested after wild ride in golf cart

Florida contractor fakes death to dodge angry homeowners

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, funny man and Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2017 at 10:59 AM
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THE LID WAS UP

Found: A Viking Toilet, the Oldest Bathroom in Denmark

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2017 at 10:53 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Radio powered by your own sweat hints at future of wearables

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck, who says "I have friends who could power trucks.")

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2017 at 08:31 AM
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JUST SHOOT US

Man Visits Disneyland 2,000 Days in a Row

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2017 at 07:24 AM
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THIS GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE IS WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT

Goose wearing a red thong found by RSPCA

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on June 24, 2017 at 07:20 AM
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June 23, 2017

WE'LL PAY, THANKS

This Is How You Earn A Free Shot At A Bar in Thailand

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 11:36 PM
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CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Just watch.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 10:33 PM
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YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE

An Uber-style toilet van has been cruising the streets of New York this week, answering the calls of those busting to use a bathroom.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Bill Hudgins and mezrap)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 09:22 PM
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THE FROG DOESN'T FEEL SO GREAT EITHER

Woman Finds Frog in Salad at BJ’s Restaurant in West Covina, Says She Still Feels Sick a Week Later

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 05:18 PM
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A GREAT FIRST-DATE ICEBREAKER

Smell PGH lets you report weird smells in Pittsburgh

(Thanks to RussellMc)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 05:16 PM
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YOU SNORT IT WITH SYRUP

Elgin men tried to pass off pancake mix as $27,000 worth of cocaine, police say

We're not sure we understand why you can be arrested for selling pancake mix, but whatever.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "Looks like we have about $10k worth of batter in the pantry.")

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 05:14 PM
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NUTRITIONALLY THEY ARE IDENTICAL

More parents have admitted mistakenly trying to feed their children dog food after a pet snack pack featuring a well-known kids cartoon was put next to chips in a supermarket.

Name This Blog Is Not Making Fun Of: "Whanganui"

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 05:07 PM
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WE'RE STILL TRYING TO ADJUST TO FIDGET SPINNERS

Toothpick crossbow: New toy strikes fear in parents' hearts

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Update: Speaking of fidget spinners.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 05:04 PM
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FLORIDA: OUR SENIOR CITIZENS ARE NOT LIKE YOUR SENIOR CITIZENS

Deputies in The Villages bust suspected drug house, golf cart chop shop

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 05:01 PM
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ADVISORY

Beware floating fire ant colonies during floods

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 08:21 AM
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CSI: HERKIMER COUNTY

Morons busted trying to steal cops’ cocks

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 08:19 AM
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WE'LL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE TERRIBLE NEWS

Kim Kardashian's butt is disappearing!

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 08:17 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO'S BEHIND THIS

Swimmers warned after aggressive beaver attacks two in Swiss river

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 23, 2017 at 08:15 AM
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