June 03, 2012

IF HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT FLATHEAD COUNTY, THEN HOLLYWOOD IS AN IDIOT

9:33 a.m. An employee at a Kalispell gas station discovered a butcher knife lodged inside the tank of a toilet.

(Thanks to Flathead County Correspondent Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:11 PM
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BRAZILIAN POLITICAL UPDATE

The red and white panties, described by O Globo daily as "rather large" and "not a G-string," were inadvertently dropped by one of five deputies who arrived late for a vote on cyber crimes on May 15.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:03 PM
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POST HUNT UPDATE

It's a big pile of fun.

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Posted by Miami Herald on June 3, 2012 at 12:44 PM
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UPDATE


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Posted by Miami Herald on June 3, 2012 at 12:29 PM
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UPDATE


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Posted by Miami Herald on June 3, 2012 at 12:20 PM
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POST HUNT UPDATE

Big crowd.

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Posted by Miami Herald on June 3, 2012 at 12:12 PM
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POST HUNT UPDATE


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Posted by Miami Herald on June 3, 2012 at 11:15 AM
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THE WASHINGTON POST HUNT

It starts today at noon. See you there. I'll be the guy pretending to know what the hell is happening.

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 09:59 AM
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EDINBURGH MARATHON RESULTS

This just in.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 08:02 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Enormous bladder stone weighing more than 1kg removed from man in China

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:35 AM
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SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL HUGH

Crystal Harris & Hugh Hefner Are Back Together'

(Thanks to jon harris)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:34 AM
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MEANWHILE IN POLE-VAULTING

Athletics-Hooker feeling good after getting airborne in Rome

(Thanks to ligurl)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:30 AM
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE SITUATION IN FLATHEAD COUNTY COULD NOT DETERIORATE ANY FURTHER

6:08 p.m. Someone accidentally “pocket-dialed” 911 while grocery shopping, forcing a dispatcher to listen to a conversation about specific enchilada toppings.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:29 AM
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A FLORIDA ETC.

Excruciating video of a hapless woman spending SIX MINUTES trying to scrape into a parking spot... (and then driving off in a huff)

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

In the woman's defense: It's hard to park a huff.

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:26 AM
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DUTCH ROYALTY UPDATE

The crown prince's younger brother Prince Constantijn also hurled a toilet in the contest, but not as far.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:22 AM
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ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD AGAIN

Madonna brings back the cone bra 22 years after its inception

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:19 AM
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CSI: GROVE CITY

Missing 650-Pound Black Angus Bull Calf Last Seen At Burger King

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:18 AM
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AT LAST...

...a practical use for cats.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 3, 2012 at 07:16 AM
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June 02, 2012

WHY DON'T WE MOO IT IN THE ROAD

This morning, Pennsylvania State Police dealt with an amorous pair of bovines "having relations in the road" at the intersection of Routes 28/66 and Route 85 in Rayburn, near Kittanning.

(Thanks to Heather Lubay)

Posted by Dave on June 2, 2012 at 01:20 PM
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COLORADO CULTURE REPORT

Mental health probation for butt-rubbing Clyfford Still painting

This has been the Colorado Culture Report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 2, 2012 at 01:16 PM
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