February 11, 2016

WE KNEW IT

CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES CATS

(Thanks to Tom [Not That Tom])

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 06:12 PM
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POSSIBLY THE BEST HEADLINE IN SEVERAL MONTHS

Man urinates in Wal-Mart as he puts trout in pants

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 06:10 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

'Aggressive elk' no match for Norway kids with snowballs

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 11:11 AM
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AUSTRALIA: LAND OF THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO YIKES

Daddy-long-legs spider wins David and Goliath battle with deadly brown snake

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 11:01 AM
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AND ALL WE EVER GET IS MASS TRANSIT

Slovenian town plans public beer fountain

(Thanks to funny man Jon Harris and Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 10:58 AM
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IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Western retirees at Thai resort busted for playing bridge

Names We Are Not Making Fun Of: Police Col. Sukathat Pumpanmuang; president of the Contract Bridge League of Thailand Chodchoy Sophonpanich; bridge league manager Chaiyut Assanaiyarat.

(Thanks to The Fourth George, who says "It's a well known fact that bridge is the gateway to whist.")

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 10:52 AM
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WASHINGTON WILDLIFE REPORT

Porta-Potty found floating in Olympia's Budd Inlet

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on February 11, 2016 at 10:47 AM
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February 10, 2016

BERNIE AND I DEBATE PARKING

I had totally forgotten this until I saw the video, but: Back in 1991 I hosted some kind of dinner for freshman congresspersons, sponsored by the Washington Press Club. As I vaguely recall, I was instructed to poke gentle fun at the congresspersons in my introductions, then ask them each a joke question, which they were free to respond to or ignore in their remarks. The first person I introduced, as it happened, was Bernie Sanders. Somehow this ended up on YouTube. Here's the video. I have no excuse for my hair. 

 

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 04:44 PM
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OH MANDY, WELL YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE WITHOUT TIPPING

Video sparks hunt for mystery 'Barry Manilow cabbie'

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 02:16 PM
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NOTHING SAYS 'I LOVE YOU'...

...like the gift of a MANGROOMER.

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 01:56 PM
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'GET YOUR NOODLE ON!'

Glasgow restaurant's controversial 'Phat Phuc' menu poster cleared by advertising watchdog

(Thanks to Emilly, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 01:51 PM
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'A NEW KIND OF DOWNWARD DOG'

Co-ed naked yoga picking up steam in Calgary

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 01:49 PM
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CSI: VEGAS

Couple arrested for alleged sex acts on High Roller

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 09:32 AM
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SISTER DUDES

The Sisters of the Valley in Merced, Calif., grow medicinal marijuana in their garage for various pot-laced health products.

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 09:29 AM
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WE BET HE ALSO HOGGED THE ARMREST

Shirtless man kicked off plane after' urinating on fellow passenger' and starting 'massive brawl'

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 09:28 AM
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'SHE WALKED IN A STIFF MANNER'

Woman accused of smuggling drugs in 'groin'

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on February 10, 2016 at 09:26 AM
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February 09, 2016

AND STILL MORE FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

We are a full-service multi-media operation here.

Posted by Dave on February 9, 2016 at 05:21 PM
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HARD-HITTING VIDEO FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

 

Posted by Dave on February 9, 2016 at 05:17 PM
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THE BLOG GOT OUT JUST IN TIME

An escaped pig weighing over 600 pounds strolled up to the door of a polling location in Pelham, New Hampshire on Tuesday morning, police said.

(Thanks to Ralph K.)

Posted by judi on February 9, 2016 at 05:15 PM
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INEXCUSABLE

A 21-year-old man repeatedly punched and choked a man during a fight over a board game last week... Police did not name the board game.

(Thanks to Al)

Posted by judi on February 9, 2016 at 01:01 PM
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