April 26, 2017

CONSUMER PROTEST OF THE WEEK SO FAR

"Bad Experience" At Bookstore Prompts Man, 71, To Retaliate With Dildo Barrage

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who claims he saw Dildo Barrage open for the Sex Pistols)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 02:14 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR BANNED YAK MEAT

Bronx Zoo proudly displays 'snot otters'

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 02:10 PM
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IN HIS DEFENSE, IT ALSO SAID 'SEX' AND 'ROCK & ROLL'

Man driving van with 'drugs' written on the outside arrested for drug dealing

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 02:09 PM
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WE SAW BANNED YAK MEAT OPEN FOR STING

Customs agents at John F. Kennedy Airport have seized more than 300 pounds of banned Yak meat smuggled in sweaters, pants and shawls.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 12:47 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Man says he stole forklift because it was better than walking

In that case, sir....

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

(Note that this blog is not making fun of the suspect's name.)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 12:46 PM
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WE PREFER THE TERM 'PERMANENTLY RE-ACCOMMODATED'

Simon the giant bunny found dead after United Airlines flight

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 12:41 PM
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IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

DRUNK MAN KNOCKED DOWN 300-POUND ROBOT IN MOUNTAIN VIEW

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 06:23 AM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Some residents in southwest Illinois were fired up on Monday over a new gun club with a bar that may be opening in town.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 06:22 AM
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LIONS

Do not mess with them.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 06:20 AM
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YOU MIGHT WIN.... A T-SHIRT!

Now Florida wildlife officials who want to rid the state of invasive snakes are trying something even more offbeat: prizes for anyone in the public who picks up a python.

No word on what the python wins if it... you know, wins.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 06:15 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Kung Fu students dangle heavy wooden boxes from genitals

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 06:13 AM
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IT WOULD TAKE FAR MORE TO GET THIS BLOG TO SAY THAT

Florida driver's unique method for towing a boat will make you say 'WTF'

(Thanks to Rick Day, Ralph, and Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 06:10 AM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Bizarre singing breasts advert beats Facebook ban by covering nipples with moving lips

(Thanks to funny man)

Not Totally SFW. Also, autoplay.

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 06:04 AM
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BECAUSE THE REGULAR SLUGS AREN'T GETTING THE JOB DONE

Spanish cannibal slugs invading Britain and creating 'superslugs'

(Thanks to A Wheeler)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 06:01 AM
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PERHAPS HE WAS, IN FACT, TOOTING

Man Stabbed In The Buttocks In Motiveless Attack In Tooting

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on April 26, 2017 at 05:56 AM
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April 25, 2017

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Any day now.

(Thanks to AC, who says "My advice is not to read this." This is good advice.)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 03:03 PM
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EW

Fatberg that blocked high street hairdressers toilets is so big it stretches the full length of the high street

Edgar?

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 02:54 PM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

A prison officer who smuggled cannabis, mobile phones and sim cards into a young offender's institution in her bra to earn extra cash to fund a master's degree in criminology.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 02:52 PM
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OOPS

Tourism director, 61, who was fired after she accidentally live-streamed herself naked on her ENTIRE TOWN'S Instagram page in sext gone-wrong sues to get her job back

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 10:33 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

'Alien-like' Hercules Beetle wriggles while inside pupa before it prepares to emerge as fully grown insect

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Of course they're found in Florida.")

Posted by Dave on April 25, 2017 at 10:30 AM
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