October 01, 2014

THE NEWS FROM SHEPTON MALLET

Firefighters called to release two-year-old girl from potty stuck on head

This has been The News From Shepton Mallet.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 01:30 PM
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NO THANKS

Meet the couple who share their bed with five life-size sex dolls

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 01:28 PM
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IN MICE. BUT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR (burrrpppp) US.

Main Ingredient Found In Beer Can Help Improve Memory

(Thanks to Don Faber and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 01:24 PM
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TESTICLES MAKING NEWS

Men with a long ring finger have bigger testicles, study claims

Narwhals With Longer Tusks Have Bigger Testicles

Why People Used to Think Beavers Bit Off Their Own Testicles

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 01:21 PM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Masked metal giants Slipknot have revealed why they will be burning camel dung at their Knotfest music festival next month to create a unique aroma.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 01:16 PM
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THE PHUKET VEGETARIAN FESTIVAL

You don't want to know.

(Thanks to Focalpoint, who notes this quote: "...this year less than 20 injuries have been reported.") 

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 09:30 AM
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A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Croatian leaps open bridge in car

Video here.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 09:25 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

If you purchased caffeine-infused underwear because of promises it will make you thinner, federal regulators say you were hoodwinked - but at least you can get your money back.

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 09:22 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Woman uses huge teddy bear as passenger in carpool lane

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 09:17 AM
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WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN ABUNDANCE IN ANY HOME

Dutch designer creates lamp powered by octopus bacteria

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 09:15 AM
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CHINA

Taking no chances.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

News item here.

(Thanks to Gwen in Seattle)

Posted by Dave on October 1, 2014 at 09:13 AM
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September 30, 2014

THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

A film adaptation of the classic ‘80s video game “Tetris” will be falling into theaters sometime in the near future.

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 05:11 PM
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POLICE WERE ABLE TO CRACK THE CASE

Woman Hid Heroin In Buttocks Prosthesis

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 05:03 PM
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HARD TO ARGUE

A 26-year-old man caught on security camera stealing said security camera admitted to officers it was a "dumbass thing to do," according to charges filed Monday in Pierce County Superior Court.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 04:57 PM
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RUSSIA UPDATE

I think this says Ridley and I are wanted for espionage. Also in my case for flagrant "just took a shower" hair.

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 11:23 AM
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THEY WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT

500 pounds of squash stolen from Pittsfield church

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

We saw 500 Pounds of Squash open for Cream.

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 09:16 AM
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THE SPRING FASHION OUTLOOK

It's bright.

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(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 09:12 AM
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THIS JUST IN

Banner year for 'giant's penis'

(Thanks to Richard)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 09:08 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

1940.

(Thanks to mets22497)

He could have used these.

(Thanks to bayou girl)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 09:07 AM
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AUSTRALIA IN MOURNING

Rugby fan drops two beers after being hit on the head with ball

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2014 at 09:02 AM
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