October 21, 2014

CSI: FORT COLLINS

Craft Brewer Admits He’s The Guy Responsible For Town’s Mysterious Count Chocula Shortage

(Thanks to James Fitzwilliam)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 05:20 PM
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KIND OF A DEPRESSING LIFETIME, THEN

Here is the opportunity of a lifetime to live in the old stomping grounds of Wayne Newton in Garden City.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 05:19 PM
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PLUS A 250 PERCENT MORON TAX

Second State Will Charge $1 Extra for Artisanal Ice

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 04:57 PM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Mother drove son to Holly Hill apartments to commit shooting, police say

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 09:51 AM
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CANADIAN WEATHER FORECAST

Cooler, with a 100 percent chance of dog.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 09:47 AM
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13TH CENTURY ART UPDATE

Yes, this is a tree full of penises

(Thanks to funny man)

We saw them open for Neil Diamond.

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 09:34 AM
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HIGHEST ALERT EVER

Teen convicted as 'armed clowns' spread panic in French towns

(Thanks to Ersin, ImNotDave and ThisMagicalEarth)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 09:32 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Woman trapped in chimney dated homeowner after meeting online, he says

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, Claire Martin and Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 08:09 AM
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YOU LOOK... DIFFERENT

Young women who have undergone labiaplasty surgery tell Radhika Sanghani why they were so desperate to have a 'designer vagina'

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 08:06 AM
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HALLOWEEN IS COMING

What's that smell?

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 07:59 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Sex invented by Scottish square dancing fish

(Thanks to The Perts, Robert Shaw, @OzzieDollar and Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 07:54 AM
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DAY-O!

Deadly Spider Found in Family's Bananas

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 07:52 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Seven witnesses identified Warrenfeltz from several facial tattoos, including "Misunderstood" in cursive script.

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 07:50 AM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Losers Of Beer Pong Match Opened Fire On Fellow Texas Partygoers

(Thanks to coscolo and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 07:48 AM
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R.I.P

Beyond the sadness of dumping thousands of real books with real paper pages and the poignant example our digital devolution, I'd like to point out that a Dave Barry book is the only one not taking this indignity lying down.  In fact, I think it's trying to make a break for it.  Run, Dave, Run!

Gargoyle Socks
 
Tossed-out

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 07:43 AM
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October 20, 2014

WAY TO STAY CLASSY

Bieber reportedly scolded for kicking around ball in Vatican corridors

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:32 AM
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ATTENTION, MEN:

Man Escapes Alimony After Wife Admits She's a Genie

Download

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:30 AM
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YOU ARE NOW FREE TO... WHOA

Pilots on a holiday jet were left stunned when a 'flying man' whizzed past their aircraft at 3,500 feet.

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(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:15 AM
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AND HUGH HEFNER WANTS THEM BACK

Oldest genitals found.

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:05 AM
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CSI: PAW PAW

A Hartford woman was arrested early Sunday morning for drunken driving after she allegedly pulled into the parking lot of the Van Buren County Jail, which she believed to be a bar

(Thanks to Jon Harris, coscolo ["both have bars"] and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on October 20, 2014 at 09:01 AM
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