June 30, 2015

STATE PRIDE, BABY

Famous people, famous places: Reflecting on the best parts of Florida

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 05:06 PM
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THIS IS ACTUALLY PART OF THE FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST

Car jumps Flagler Bridge

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 04:03 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Watch bizarre moment firefighters hose down 'randy bulls' so RSPCA can rescue cow

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:19 PM
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THIS NEEDS TO BE AN OLYMPIC EVENT

Swedish synchronized swimmers attempt routine drunk

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:06 PM
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IN OUR ONGOING QUEST TO ACHIEVE PEAK DOUCHE

Merman colour is the next big thing in men’s hair

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(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:04 PM
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YOU KNOW THE STATE

A 65-year-old woman accused of stabbing her son in the nipple with a pencil after he complained she bought too much stuff at Walmart got locked up, an arrest affidavit states.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says we need to get pencils out of civilian hands)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 03:01 PM
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DUDE

I Got A Marijuana Prescription And Pot In Minutes Without Leaving My Couch

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 02:59 PM
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WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

How much urine are YOU swimming in?

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 02:57 PM
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ALERT LEVEL: VERY VERY RED

1,000 people possibly sickened by fecal matter in French mud run

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:56 AM
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MAYBE WE SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION

Reason for recent spike in shark attacks: Too many people in the ocean

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:49 AM
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WE HARDLY KNEW YE

After three frenzied days of working to repair and reinflate the world's largest known rubber ducky for the Tall Ships Festival, crews gave up on her Sunday

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(Thanks to Al Batkafski and Jeff Meyerson, who says "Oh the humanity.")

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:46 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Doctors remove FIVE FOOT hairball from Indian teenager's stomach

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:39 AM
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'DISCHARGED' HEH HEH

A New Zealand real estate agent who mailed poo to a rival agent has been discharged without conviction.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:37 AM
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YOU MAY NOW WHACK THE TUNA

Make your wedding a day to remember, by cutting the head off a tuna together

(Thanks to Joe Green)

Posted by Dave on June 30, 2015 at 09:36 AM
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June 29, 2015

HE'S TAKING IT WELL

Jilted lover ‘drives his truck on to rival’s car and posts pictures on Facebook

Advisory: Salty language.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on June 29, 2015 at 03:37 PM
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BOLO JERSEY

Serial poop smearer on the loose in Ridgewood

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on June 29, 2015 at 03:34 PM
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DATELINE: THIRUVANANDHAPURAM

India's next weapon against climate change? The heat-tolerant dwarf cow

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who claims they toured with Meat Loaf) (Also Jeff Schneider) (We mean thanks also to Jeff Schneider, not that he toured with Meat Loaf) (As far was we know)

Posted by Dave on June 29, 2015 at 02:35 PM
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YES

"Get back from the Queen's Guards!" 

Posted by Dave on June 29, 2015 at 11:41 AM
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A FLORIDA ETC., DUDE

Driver plows through Renton pot shop

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on June 29, 2015 at 11:06 AM
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THEY EVEN HAVE A T-SHIRT, WHICH SEEMS WRONG SOMEHOW

Don't miss the AANR 2015 Skinny-Dip to be held on July 11 at 3 p.m. Eastern Nudist Time

(Thanks to J.R. Absher)

Posted by Dave on June 29, 2015 at 11:05 AM
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