June 19, 2018

BOLO

Woman wearing only a towel steals car and dog from Georgia family

(Thanks to James Flynn, who says "Obviously headed to Florida.")

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 11:15 AM
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LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH

Bill Gross got revenge on ex-wife with fart spray: court papers

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 11:13 AM
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YOUR POLE JOKE HERE

Two veteran firefighters in Akron, Ohio, have been suspended after allegedly making pornographic videos together at a fire station.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Stever)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 11:09 AM
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OR A SQUIRREL WEARING A GROUNDHOG COSTUME

Bellevue Cemetery Vandal May Be Groundhog

(Thanks to Laurie Ann and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 10:51 AM
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PICKUP STRATEGY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

The strange case against Christian Desgroux unfolded after authorities say he unexpectedly had a charter helicopter pilot land on a soccer field last November at the sprawling corporate campus of SAS Institute in Cary. Wearing a military battle uniform, Desgroux told a security officer who confronted him that he was there to pick up a female employee to take her to Fort Bragg for a classified briefing authorized by President Donald Trump, according to federal agents.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 10:49 AM
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MAYBE IT WAS A SHY PYTHON

Ranger Hoping to Get Selfie with Captured 35-Foot Python Gets Choked by Snake Instead

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 10:46 AM
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OOOOOOOOOOO-KLAHOMA

2 arrested after having sex by busy Oklahoma City intersection

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 10:39 AM
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CANADA TECH REPORT:

The Internet of Cows.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 10:37 AM
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FINNISH GUYS IN ACTION

Spraying snake with gas leads to house blaze in Finland

(At least we assume it was a guy.)

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 10:36 AM
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TODAY'S NATURE FACT:

Pooping Creates The Same Pain As Childbirth For Sloths, And It Is Dangerous

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 19, 2018 at 10:33 AM
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June 18, 2018

HORN-TOOTING

Here's a nice review of my book Lessons From Lucy, which will be published October 23.

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:44 AM
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CSI: TENNESSEE

Burglary suspect tries to escape on lawnmower with flat tire

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:36 AM
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IT WAS TRACKED DOWN BY A POLICE SNAIL

100-year-old tortoise missing for a week is found a mile away after 0.006mph getaway

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:33 AM
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WORLD CUP UPDATE

They may not have had a victory to celebrate but the Australian fans won plenty of admirers themselves in the city of Kazan having proven a major hit with the locals, in particularly pub owners after drinking pubs dry.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

Nigeria’s Lucky Chickens Banned From World Cup Stadiums

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:31 AM
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HARD TO ARGUE

A Kentucky man found driving through the Sunshine State with a hatchet hidden in his car told police that he needed the weapon “for protection” from “scum bags in Florida,” according to a court filing.

(Thanks to Jerry Atrick)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:30 AM
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:28 AM
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IN FLORIDA IT CAN LEGALLY DRIVE *AND* VOTE

Giant Horror Plant That Causes 3rd Degree Burns Has Spread to Yet Another US State

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:26 AM
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HOBBYIST OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man charged with stealing human toes from dead body exhibition

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:25 AM
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FLORIDA DEMANDS A RECOUNT

Guess Which Place Is The Psychopath Capital of The US, According to Science

Although we can't really argue about No. 1.

(Thanks to John Criswell, Mark Schlesinger. ptucker and Dad-O-Lot)

Posted by Dave on June 18, 2018 at 10:20 AM
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June 17, 2018

TAKE IT OUT OF HIS ALLOWANCE

Kansas parents may be stuck with $132,000 bill after kid knocks over sculpture

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on June 17, 2018 at 03:41 PM
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