May 28, 2016

REPORT FROM THE BURLINGTON, WISCONSIN, CHOCOLATE FEST

They have pulled out all the stops.

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Here's Miss Burlington Area ChocolateFest and some other beauty queens.

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There was also a chocolate-eating contest.

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Also people carving humongous things of chocolate (known, technically, as "things of chocolate").

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Also there were games of skill.

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Posted by Dave on May 28, 2016 at 05:27 PM
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CSI: GROESBECK

Texas man calls police after smoking pot and getting bitten in buttocks by dog

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2016 at 09:27 AM
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RACCOON VS. SOFTBALL TEAMS

Always bet on the raccoon.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2016 at 09:26 AM
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STUDS OF NATURE

Why male fruit flies have such enormous sperm

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2016 at 09:23 AM
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KINKY

Report of truck ‘driving erotically’ in Southwest Harbor

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2016 at 09:17 AM
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HEAVIER IS BETTER

Meerkats settle rivalries with eating contests

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2016 at 09:15 AM
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CHALK AVENGER STRIKES

Photo showing really bad parking at Texas school goes viral

(Thanks to Steve K)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2016 at 09:11 AM
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ANYBODY SEEN CHARLIE SHEEN LATELY?

Utah County police cite man spotted running nude with ‘bells hanging from his genitals’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Joanne Fineberg)

Posted by Dave on May 28, 2016 at 09:09 AM
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May 27, 2016

WE'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT

Study shows sharks have personalities

(Thanks to Le Petomane and coscolo, both of whom made reference to lawyers.)

 

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 04:03 PM
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BECAUSE YOU'RE INSANE?

Why I decided to give up my life in London and become a goat in Switzerland

(Thanks to Michael Herold)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 04:01 PM
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AND SHE DOES! BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY.

This woman has had SIX RIBS removed to look like her cartoon heroine

(Thanks to Nate West)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 01:01 PM
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MOST REALISTIC VIDEO GAME EVER

Electrician finds dead snake in PS4

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:57 PM
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BUT WALKING TOO SLOW REMAINS A FELONY

New York City decriminalizes peeing in the street, drinking alcohol out of a bag and littering

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:51 PM
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BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, THEY WERE IMPRESSED

Man nearly loses his life after swallowing eight NAILS as long as six inches 'to impress his friends'

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:46 PM
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BRAZEN

New York's human-hunting squirrels distract man for surprise attack

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:44 PM
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BUSINESS PLAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

South Carolina Man, 58, Applied For Loan So He Could Purchase Meth

(Thanks to Geoff, DaninDallas and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 12:40 PM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER, UM, ARRIVE

Good Housekeeping insists vibrators are no longer taboo for its readers – and asks 300 women to test them out

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 10:22 AM
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ADVISORY

Someone has been driving a giant hamster around London today

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:34 AM
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THE BIG HURDLE IS SOUR CREAM

NASA Really Is Trying to Grow Potatoes on Mars

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:31 AM
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CSI: CANADA

Canuck the crow, Vancouver's most notorious bird, is being accused of flying away with a knife from a crime scene.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson and The Perts)

Posted by Dave on May 27, 2016 at 06:29 AM
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