May 25, 2018

ACCORDING TO 'THE BROW WHISPERER'

This season's hottest makeup trends: FAKE FRECKLES and more

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 04:04 PM
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ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Mysterious furry creature shot in Montana, puzzling wildlife experts

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Fabian Marson)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 04:03 PM
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LET'S JUST HAND THIS ONCE-GREAT NATION OVER TO THE DAMN RUSSIANS

The most unexpected (and welcome) guest at your next cookout: Carrot dogs

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 03:59 PM
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REALLY? HOW ABOUT WE MAKE *THEM* STEER CLEAR OF *US*?

Officials in a Florida county posted signs at a public park warning visitors to steer clear of the aggressive squirrels.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Related: One Squirrel Takes Out Power in Downtown Akron This Morning

(Thanks to Stever)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 03:56 PM
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FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

How about giving Dad a four-lane bowling alley?

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 03:54 PM
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REST IN... PLACES

Crematorium shoots human ashes into sky in freak accident

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 03:31 PM
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OTHERWISE IT WENT SMOOTHLY

Robber who wrote name on hold-up note is caught counting money outside Anchorage bank, FBI says

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:29 AM
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A QUESTION WE HAVE ALL ASKED OURSELVES

Can seaweed make cow farts less potent?

(Thanks to Doug Hamilton)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:27 AM
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ANYBODY MISSING ANYTHING?

About 18 miles later, he told the trooper that he stopped for gas and found a black handgun sticking out of the Honda's front bumper.

(Thanks to Dave French and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:25 AM
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A FEEL-GOOD STORY

Sperm donor, 62, who has fathered 65 kids from the back of his van

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:22 AM
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THOSE KRAZY KORONERS

LaRoche’s notice of tort claim lists a series of allegations against supervisor DeGeus-Morris, including that she failed to adequately respond to sexual harassment claims against an unnamed Canyon County pathologist, required employees to work on her re-election campaign during work hours, and took unclaimed remains from the morgue to use as rose fertilizer.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:18 AM
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MORE THAN EVER?

In an interview with CNBC that has got the world wondering more than ever about pet balls...

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:13 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Homeowner trying to kill weeds ends up burning down garage

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:12 AM
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HE IS WELCOME TO PARK IN MIAMI

80-year-old man crashes car into seafood store in Niles, then walks a few doors down to get a haircut

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:10 AM
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POLITICAL UPDATE FROM FLATHEAD COUNTY

2:53 a.m. A Kalispell man declared himself to be a “sovereign citizen.”

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:09 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Kylan Scheele, 18, admits to posting an ad on Craigslist on Friday that listed Truman High School for sale

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:06 AM
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OH, LIGHTEN UP

Gym sign saying ‘Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly’ under fire

(Thanks to Dad-O-Lot, Another Ralph and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:01 AM
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ART UPDATE

A crowdfunded 7.5-metre (25ft) fountain adorned with more than 220 wooden penises. Inside is a public toilet. When you flush, the penises start to squirt.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 06:00 AM
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IT GETS LONELY DOWN THERE

Mussels off the coast of Seattle test positive for opioids

(Thanks to MOTW and Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on May 25, 2018 at 05:56 AM
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May 24, 2018

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

This is a video demonstration of a phone cradle spotted at a restaurant in China that swings your phone and tricks it into registering those swings as steps, apparently so patrons who work for companies that offer healthy insurance discounts for walking a certain amount of steps per day (typically 10,000 -- roughly 8km/5-miles, or about an hour and forty minutes of walking) can meet their quota "while dining, drinking, and smoking."

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on May 24, 2018 at 02:22 PM
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