April 23, 2018

ALEXA, FETCH ME A BEER

Amazon Has a Top-Secret Plan to Build Home Robot

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says “Does NO ONE at Amazon watch movies?”)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2018 at 10:25 AM
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WHAT IS YOUR POLICY REGARDING PETS?

In total the house contained 9,888 live radiated tortoises

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2018 at 10:23 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Suspected streaker arrested at middle school lacrosse game blamed 'bad mushrooms'

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2018 at 06:41 AM
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO STEAL A BEER TRUCK...

...you need to dress for the part.

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(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2018 at 06:39 AM
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THEY CAN'T AFFORD MANHATTAN

An exotic species of tick that mysteriously appeared in New Jersey last year is now here to stay.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)\

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2018 at 06:12 AM
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'INSEKTEN BURGER'

German shoppers sample burgers made of buffalo worms

(Thanks Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2018 at 06:05 AM
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NOW YOU KNOW

Humans may have developed flat foreheads to communicate with eyebrows

(Thanks to Jeff Matthews, who says "Why would you want to talk to your eyebrows?")

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2018 at 06:02 AM
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April 22, 2018

BUT IS IT A DEAD WHALE?

Oregon whale license plates going into production

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Demand is exploding.")

Posted by Dave on April 22, 2018 at 04:38 PM
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WE ALWAYS WONDERED THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DID

THE US government is running a secret military programme to control weather conditions, according to wild claims online.

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo)

Posted by Dave on April 22, 2018 at 04:36 PM
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April 20, 2018

WE HAVE LONG DREAMED OF THIS DAY

Video toilet displays ads while men pee

(Thanks to John Lobert and James Bostrom, who says "streaming media has gone too far!")

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 12:41 PM
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BECAUSE NATURE WASN'T ALREADY SCARY ENOUGH

New species of 'exploding ants' discovered in Southeast Asia

We saw them open for the Beatles.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 12:39 PM
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WE WANT TO KNOW WHO DID THIS STUDY

Couples who do chores together are happier: Sharing the dishes eases tension and boosts women's sex drive, study finds

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 12:36 PM
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SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FEATURING TOM CRUISE *AND* BRAD PITT

Idiot thieves' attempt at stealing an ATM is an epic fail

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 12:34 PM
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WE ASSUME 'BFF' IS ALSO FORBIDDEN

A Massachusetts family is looking for a new preschool for their 4-year-old daughter because her current school has barred use of the term "best friend."

(Thanks to Laurie Ann)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 12:30 PM
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OF COURSE, SIR! NO PROBLEM!

The suspect, pulled over by city police on Federal Street, told the officer that he didn't have a license and asked if he could give the keys to his wife, who was sitting in the back seat, "so we can all move on from this," according to a post on the department's Facebook page.

The "so we can all move on" defense.

(Thanks to Laurie Ann)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 12:27 PM
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EVEN CANADIANS HAVE THEIR LIMITS

Toronto commuters turn on accordionists playing Despacito in subway cars

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:33 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:35 a.m. A large rock was discovered between a rug store and an ice cream shop.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:31 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Man’s own dashboard camera shows him committing burglary

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Jon Harris and Wordsworth in NJ)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:28 AM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

UC Berkeley students elect a squirrel to the ASUC Senate

(Thanks to Sandra Harder and PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:25 AM
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IT'S ABOUT TIME

Blue balls mystery solved by scientists

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2018 at 06:22 AM
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