August 22, 2017

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Police say a Massachusetts man was arrested during a weekend festival after he attempted to punch a police horse in the face.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "But it worked for Mongo.")

For you whippersnappers: Here's Mongo in action.

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 02:51 PM
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NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY'RE ORANGE

German police seize 5,000 Trump-shaped ecstasy pills

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Bill Carver and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 02:48 PM
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IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Dubai arrests man for hiding 5.7M pills in sheep intestines

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says: "Ewe.")

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 02:29 PM
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HE WORE A WELDER'S MASK

Car theft suspect pulls over to watch eclipse, gets arrested, deputies say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 09:37 AM
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PARENTHOOD

Child locks mom out of car in Amherst, but after eating some pizza, lets her back in

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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FORTUNATELY FOR HIM, THE FLORIDA LIMIT IS 18

Drunken driver hit 17 cars in Osceola County while trying to park, FHP says

(Thanks to B'game and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 06:12 AM
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IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE A CHILD SHOWS UP WITH A SERVICE ANACONDA

Charlotte-Mecklenburg Schools officials may allow miniature horses to be used as service animals for students in the classroom.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 06:11 AM
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TODAY'S JOURNALISM TIP:

When writing a headline, always read the story carefully.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 06:05 AM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Indian woman given permission to divorce husband after he fails to install toilet

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 06:02 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Yes, you can now tip strippers with Bitcoin

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Related: Austrian brothel buys a SECOND sex doll after its first became more popular with customers than real women

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 06:00 AM
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BUT OFFICERS, THESE ARE FOR PERSONAL USE

Virginia man arrested for smuggling 500,000 contraband cigarettes into Brooklyn

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "We're gonna need more matches.")

Posted by Dave on August 22, 2017 at 05:59 AM
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August 21, 2017

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO PARTAKE

Couple on Southwest flight partakes in sexual activity

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on August 21, 2017 at 03:17 PM
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THE ECLIPSE

This blog is ready.

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Posted by Dave on August 21, 2017 at 01:51 PM
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ALERT LEVEL: TRĂˆS HIGH

British recipe for 'sausage croissant' sparks social media uproar in France

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on August 21, 2017 at 11:47 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

A man was arrested after police say he had a hatchet in his pants, according to a report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 21, 2017 at 11:44 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Father-of-three who got drunk and dug a 4ft deep hole in his garden at 3am transforms it into a 200 sq ft swimming pool and sauna

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on August 21, 2017 at 11:24 AM
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A GUMSHOE WAS ASSIGNED TO THE CASE

A wary woman in southern Germany alerted police after a man buzzed on the door and asked for permission to search her balcony for his false teeth.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 21, 2017 at 11:19 AM
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August 20, 2017

ADVISORY TO CARJACKERS BRANDISHING FAKE GUNS:

Make sure the car is not occupied by football players.

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(Thanks to Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:50 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT...

NASA plan to save Mankind from Yellowstone supervolcano eruption could trigger NUKE WINTER

Autoplay.

(Thanks to coscolo and Le Petomane, who says "A big fireproof cork is under serious consideration.")

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:43 PM
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SPEAKING OF SCIENCE:

It's settled.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 20, 2017 at 12:40 PM
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