November 28, 2014

YOU'RE WELCOME, BRITAIN!

The Brits have imported Black Friday:

“It was mental in there. It was crazy… absolutely disgusting. So many people pushed in the queue we didn’t have a chance. The poor woman who was second in the queue was pushed out by the crowd of youths, she didn’t get anything. There are lads in there three, four, five tellies. It’s not fair.

“I got a Dyson but I don’t even know if I want it. I just picked it up. I don’t even know how much it costs, I don’t know even know if I’m going to buy it. I just wanted something."

We don't even know what a "Dyson" is. But we would fight for one.

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2014 at 10:41 AM
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WE'RE NOT SURE 'BEAUTY' IS THE RIGHT WORD

Is dyed armpit hair the next big beauty trend?

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2014 at 10:33 AM
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CHESTER MISSING UPDATE

S.Africa overturns gag order on ventriloquist's puppet

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2014 at 10:29 AM
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WHERE THE HELL IS THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE?'

Buccaneers’ Stadium Caught Selling Colored Water As Alcohol

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on November 28, 2014 at 10:26 AM
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November 27, 2014

TERRIFYING

Firemen called out to catch 'pumpkin snake'

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(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 09:55 PM
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FRANCE ETC.

Putin's tiger kills 15 goats in China

Warning: Autoplay.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 10:29 AM
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UNFORTUNATELY,

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(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 10:28 AM
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CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

New clam species found off of B.C.'s coast

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 10:22 AM
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LETDOWN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Uses for Cucumbers That Will Amaze You

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 10:19 AM
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THOSE THINGS CAN BE DEADLY

Colorado man arrested after pointing banana at officers like a gun

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 10:16 AM
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MUST BE A LARGE SAUSAGE

Woman Arrested For $6400 Sausage Heist

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(Thanks to ImNotDave, John Gregg and Maryann)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 10:07 AM
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CSI: FALMOUTH

The warped defecator has struck several more times since then

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who saw the Warped Defecators open for Marilyn Manson)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 09:58 AM
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BECAUSE CATS HAVE BEEN URINATING ON IT?

Why does a Pennsylvania city smell like cat urine?

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 09:55 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man charged with putting camera in ex’s shower says he was filming chickens

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 27, 2014 at 09:53 AM
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November 26, 2014

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Teens ticketed for driving in Dinkle

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2014 at 12:06 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Nuclear Attack From Aliens Eradicated Life On Mars, Physicist Claims

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2014 at 10:33 AM
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FLORIDA EDUCATION REPORT

Sarasota High School student Alexa Nicole De Armas was arrested Friday for organizing a prostitution ring of students from different high schools.

This has been your Florida Education Report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2014 at 10:27 AM
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COLLEGE

Cambridge students slammed for bum contest

Advisory: NSFW.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2014 at 10:24 AM
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THEY LAUGHED AT THE HOT SAUCE

Light-breaking squirrels play Grinch at zoo

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2014 at 10:22 AM
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IDAHO: FLORIDA OF THE NORTHWEST

12-year-old girl crashes SUV into Idaho church, police say

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Truck crashes into Viking Drive-In in Boise

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(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on November 26, 2014 at 10:18 AM
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