May 23, 2017

WE'VE ALL HAD BAD DAYS, BUT...

The witness said the man was hanging on to part of the equipment and his pants were on fire.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:24 PM
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FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Insecticide-induced leg loss does not eliminate biting and reproduction in Anopheles gambiae mosquitoes

(Thanks to Chris Knight)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:22 PM
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IN FLORIDA, IT'S ALMOST BETTER IF YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT'S AHEAD OF YOU

Florida man cited for driving with SUV's hood blocking view

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:17 PM
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THIS WILL NOT END WELL

Four baby squirrels with tails tangled together rescued by Bangor men

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:14 PM
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BOLO

A visitor who thought boa constrictors were native to South Carolina released one in a Midlands park, according to officials.

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen, who says, "People: Idiotic, or stupid?")

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:10 PM
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'IS ANYONE HERE?'

Woman trying to buy birthday card trapped inside CVS

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Of course the CVS store was in Florida.")

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 12:08 PM
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SOMEHOW WE MISSED THIS

The Silence of the Lambs is actually a romantic comedy.

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 11:59 AM
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EVEN OUR WILDLIFE IS CRIMINAL

Swan chases Florida police officer around SUV

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:16 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida man crashes car into sheriff's 'Don't Drink and Drive' unit

(Thanks to Rick Day, funny man and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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ONE SMALL STEP

Mouse sperm yields healthy mice after 9 months in space

(Thanks to The Perts and Jon Harris)

Related: Donut launched 97,000 feet into space on display at Kansas City shop

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:11 AM
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MANLY

Kung fu master uses genitals to pull bus down street

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:02 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida Woman Attacks Lyft Driver After Blowing Nose on Seat Cushion

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 06:00 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

'Winged' snake species from 5 million years ago discovered in Tennessee

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "They have to be in Florida by now.")

Posted by Dave on May 23, 2017 at 05:57 AM
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May 22, 2017

SPORTSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Fore!

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 01:53 PM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

57-pound monkey 'Uncle Fatty' put on strict diet in Thailand

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 01:42 PM
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EITHER THAT, OR IT'S TIME TO PUT DOWN THE BONG

When scientists saw the mouse heads glowing, they knew the discovery was big

(Thanks to John Gregg)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 01:41 PM
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'THERE REALLY IS NO MAGIC FORMULA'

5 Tips for Placing Restrooms at an Event

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 11:39 AM
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WE SAW HURKY WHITE OPEN FOR STANKY BEAN

This Is What Happened When an Algorithm Invented New Colors

(Thanks to The Perts)

Update: Here's a funnier version that was sent in earlier by funny man (Judi will of course be fired).

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:27 AM
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PARENTHOOD

A dad has shared a hilarious yet horrifying account of how he was left cleaning up after his daughter covered her room with poo.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:18 AM
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WE SHALL OVERCOME

Rubber duckies floated in pothole as part of British village protest

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on May 22, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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