September 24, 2018

SAFETY FIRST

Keep those dogs on a leash.

Thanks to Larry Caldwell, who shared the welcome sign at his local dog park in LA.

DogParkWelcomeSign

Posted by judi on September 24, 2018 at 10:57 AM
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DOUBLE JEOPARDY

"Things You Don't Want to See in Your Yard for $800, Alex."

(Thanks to  Le Petomane)

Posted by judi on September 24, 2018 at 10:46 AM
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DAD OF THE YEAR

A man managed to get himself jailed for 16 weeks and miss the birth of his child, after lying to his pregnant girlfriend that he had been kidnapped, just so he could get drunk with his buddies.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by judi on September 24, 2018 at 10:07 AM
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September 23, 2018

A VERY VERY THOROUGH INVESTIGATION INDEED

A bar in Ohio has lost its liquor license after undercover agents said they were able to purchase drugs and lap dances using food stamps...Sharkey's... has been under investigation since May of 2017.

(Thanks to Stixnstonz)

Posted by judi on September 23, 2018 at 10:51 AM
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WHO AMONG US HAS NOT BEEN THERE?

A Woman Can't Recall How A Turtle Ended Up In Her Vagina After Night Out, Police Say

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Ralph K., Jon Harris, and Raymond K.)

Posted by judi on September 23, 2018 at 10:45 AM
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September 21, 2018

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, OFFICER?

Who's driving?

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by judi on September 21, 2018 at 02:46 PM
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STRAIGHT UP WHAT?!

DIY Colonoscopy

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

Posted by judi on September 21, 2018 at 02:45 PM
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September 20, 2018

WHALE DISPOSAL BLUES

Failed Attempt to Put Dead Whale in Dumpster 'Was a Mistake' 

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by judi on September 20, 2018 at 04:06 PM
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COME INTO MY PARLOR, ER, BEACH

We did not ever need to know that there is such a thing as a "stretch spider."

(Thanks a big freaking bunch to Theobiwan)

Posted by judi on September 20, 2018 at 04:02 PM
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DUUUUUDE

Rocked Lobsters

(Thanks to pretty much everyone, including some who think it's fake news)

This may or may not be related.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by judi on September 20, 2018 at 03:57 PM
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September 19, 2018

ARRRRRGH

The story merit's comment but the her's is heinou's.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by judi on September 19, 2018 at 01:07 PM
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UPDATE (SHHH!) FROM FLATHEAD COUNTY

7:40 a.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 and asked to remain anonymous before reporting what he had just seen. When he was assured that his identity would remain confidential he told the dispatcher that he had just seen a small red dog run through the neighborhood and that it was causing all the other dogs in the area to bark.

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by judi on September 19, 2018 at 01:00 PM
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ARRRRRRRRRR

...you ready?

 

Posted by judi on September 19, 2018 at 07:19 AM
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September 18, 2018

ITSY-BITSY SPIDERS

And a little night music.

(Thanks to The Perts, Ralph K., and Jon Harris

Posted by judi on September 18, 2018 at 09:03 AM
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MEN: YOU PROBABLY DO NOT WANT TO READ THIS NEWS ITEM

We know we're not.

FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by judi on September 18, 2018 at 08:53 AM
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HOW MANY TICKETS IS THAT WORTH?

Man at Chuck E. Cheese shoots himself in the leg.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Slim Chance, B'game, and coscolo)

Posted by judi on September 18, 2018 at 08:48 AM
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September 17, 2018

SHAVING IS ONE THING

But flinging gobs of gunk onto the floor is quite another.*

(Thanks to Andrew Halpryn)

(*Quite Another WBAGNFARB, actually)

Posted by judi on September 17, 2018 at 12:39 PM
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SCIENCE FAIR

Coke and Mentos are much safer than gunpowder.*

(Thanks to Ralph K.)

*Proof

Posted by judi on September 17, 2018 at 12:33 PM
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A COUPLE OF FLORIDA DRIVER LICENSES

...are on their way to Montgomery County.

(Thanks to Marc M. and wanderer2575)

Posted by judi on September 17, 2018 at 12:25 PM
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September 15, 2018

WE LIKE "PYTHLONE"

Venomous snakes are riding on the storm

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by judi on September 15, 2018 at 03:58 PM
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