April 24, 2015

IS THAT RELATED TO THE TROUSER TROUT?

Rare Pocket Shark Discovered

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and funny man)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 02:07 PM
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NO

Foreskin Facials: Would You Try One?

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 02:05 PM
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IS OUR TEENS LEARNING?

Teen wears fake bomb to ask date to prom

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 01:54 PM
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WORKING ON HIS BRIEFS

According to a complaint filed by a female clerk, the judge often removes his pants while he's in chambers

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:57 AM
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THOUGHT FOR TODAY

The simple act of thinking can accelerate the growth of many brain tumors.

(Thanks to Scott MGS)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:50 AM
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CSI: WEST HARTFORD

A husband and wife have been stabbed with a sword in a domestic dispute at a Connecticut water pipe smoking lounge.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi, who says "This sort of thing happens far too often in Connecticut.")

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:48 AM
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GUESS HER STATE OF RESIDENCE

Woman calls judge an 'impotent geezer' in legendary court document

Advisory: Many non-legal words.

(Thanks to Dani K.)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:45 AM
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WE'D JOG WITH A SHOTGUN

Having trouble getting motivated to jog? What if, to help you along your way, there was a flying robot always a few steps ahead of you, its mechanical hovering body an exercise in technologically advanced mockery?

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:35 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Taco cannon is real

(Thanks to Dave R., Will Dooley and Bill Hudgins, who says "I've had some tacos that made me feel like doing this.")

 

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:33 AM
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HORSE RACING DOWN UNDER

Whoa.

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner and Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:31 AM
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SUBJECT OF AN EMAIL THIS BLOG RECEIVED

If you go to bed with vigor in your pants, you never go alone.

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:26 AM
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A FLORIDA ETC.

Naked woman drives through Houston Kohl’s store after happy hour

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:02 AM
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NOW *THIS* IS LEADERSHIP

Leaders want topless sunbathing in L.A.'s Venice Beach

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 09:00 AM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

China vows crackdown on strippers at funerals

(Thanks to Eric Kociba, Andrew Mendez, Jon Harris, Phil McAvity, Nancy Gill, Charles Cates, Roger Hall, ScottMGS, Jeff Meyerson and Brian Duval)

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 08:59 AM
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MOOOOVE OUTTA THE WAY!

Cyborg cow sperm travels 30% faster after a shot of caffeine

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

We saw them open for the Ramones.

 

Posted by Dave on April 24, 2015 at 08:54 AM
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April 23, 2015

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Massive killer hornets could be heading to the UK this summer

Hornet

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who saw them open for somebody)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2015 at 08:56 AM
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IT WILL BE REPLACED BY 'A HUMAN MUD FOOSBALL TOURNAMENT'

Wisconsin church ends pig wrestling after advocates raise stink

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2015 at 08:54 AM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE DAMN (AUSTRALIAN) CONSTITUTION

Farmer ordered to take down ‘offensive’ hay bale sculpture

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(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2015 at 08:51 AM
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT WE, AS A SOCIETY, COULD NOT GET ANY STUPIDER

Competitive vaping.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2015 at 08:46 AM
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YES! YESSSSS!

Map: Who's Having the Loudest Sex in NYC?

More here from The Daily News, which is on top of reporting further on this story.

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on April 23, 2015 at 08:43 AM
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