August 27, 2014

UPDATE FROM... OK, WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW

...which is OK,because of our strict policy.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 05:40 PM
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AND YET IT MAKES AN IMPORTANT CULTURAL POINT, NAMELY: IT'S FUN TO THROW TOMATOES!

Watch The Epic Spanish Tomato-Throwing Festival

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 05:37 PM
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WOMEN

Giant panda ‘faked pregnancy for extra treats and nicer accommodation’

(Thanks to coscolo and mschingo)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 05:34 PM
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APPARENTLY SHE'S A SOUND SLEEPER

Winchester woman finds 3ft wasp nest on bed

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 05:33 PM
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THEY'RE TERRIBLE DRIVERS

Spiders force Suzuki to recall more than 19,000 cars

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 05:31 PM
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WE HAVE ALWAYS ASSUMED SO

Is the Universe a 2D Hologram?

(Thanks to Ross Holley)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 05:30 PM
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WE'RE #23

But we're still honored.

(Thanks to Ellen Hinsch)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 03:50 PM
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SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS THE GENDER OF THIS FAN

Fan gets Seattle Seahawks logo on prosthetic eye

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 03:42 PM
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ME WANT

Meat Mountain.

Consumeristmeatmountain

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 11:45 AM
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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE ON CIVILIAN FEET

Belgian woman accused of puncturing man's thigh with heels at Gansevoort Hotel

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 09:04 AM
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NAME THAT STATE

A man is under arrest for allegedly driving a lawn tractor while intoxicated on a busy street.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 09:03 AM
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HE IS WELCOME IN THE WATERS OF MIAMI

Federal authorities say an East Texas man has admitted to deliberately driving his $1 million car into Gulf waters so that he could collect insurance on the vehicle.

Advisory: Bad words on video.

(Thanks to Focalpoint)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 09:02 AM
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WHILE YOU'RE OUT, PICK US UP A PACK OF BEER

The 7-foot-long (2.13-meter-long) pack consists of three rows of 33 cans that tip the scales at 82 pounds (37 kg) and will likely have a retail price of about $99.

(Thanks to Kellie Dubé)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 08:59 AM
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WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH THE WEEK

Time to get productive.

Advisory: Autoplay soundtrack.

(Thanks to Gwen Harrell)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 08:57 AM in Productivity Enhancers
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IT PROBABLY SEEMED LIKE A FINE NAME WHEN THEY THOUGHT IT UP

However.

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 08:54 AM
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IT WAS A CONSENTING MATTRESS

Naked man busted watching porn, having sex with mattress outside old people's home in North Ireland

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 08:53 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

A MAN believed to have been kidnapped sparked a major police search before it was revealed he was lying so he could stay late at a party.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 08:51 AM
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AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Man fires gun at couple in Pioneer Square for interrupting his tryst

The suspect was described as being an older man with white hair wearing a tuxedo, according to the police report.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 08:50 AM
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JOURNALISM

Arkansas police chief resigns after calling reporter 'smelly'

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

This blog does not wish to draw undue attention to the reporter's name.

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 08:47 AM
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BUT A MUCH HIGHER RATE OF PIZZA CONSUMPTION

Study finds less domestic violence among married couples who smoke pot

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Posted by Dave on August 27, 2014 at 08:45 AM
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