July 28, 2014

'TO THE MUTUAL SATISFACTION OF ALL PARTIES'

Chubby Checker, HP settle lawsuit over penis-measuring app

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2014 at 12:03 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Liverpool giants: Thousands visit 'farting' Grandmother

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2014 at 12:01 PM
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A JUNIOR FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Authorities say the 3-year-old boy who was wearing only a diaper climbed into the Jeep Tuesday evening and knocked it out of gear. Witnesses say it rolled down the street, through an intersection and into the house, causing minor damage.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2014 at 11:59 AM
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IT LOOKS... SCROTAL

Finally, a chair that replicates the look, feel, and smell of human flesh

(Thanks to James Fitzwilliam)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2014 at 11:57 AM
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MEANWHILE IN THE NATION'S CULTURAL CAPITAL

A man dressed as Spider-Man was arrested on charges he slugged a police officer who told him to stop harassing tourists in Times Square.

Lawyer for Times Square Spider-Man who punched cop asks for 'low cash bail'

Times Square Alliance Calls For ‘Rigorous Licensing’ Of Characters

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Jeff Meyerson and Focalpoint)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2014 at 11:54 AM
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ALL HUMANITY HEAVES A SIGH OF RELIEF

 Russia Regains Control of Gecko Zero-G Sex Satellite

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2014 at 11:50 AM
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YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS ARE BEHIND THIS

Weaponized rabbit poo powers this doomsday flamethrower

(Thanks to Ralph)

We saw them open for the Troggs.

Posted by Dave on July 28, 2014 at 11:46 AM
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July 27, 2014

MIAMI

A Lively City

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2014 at 04:42 PM
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IDAHO

It ain't just potatoes. 

Idaho

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2014 at 12:57 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Husband e-mails wife 'no sex' spreadsheet

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2014 at 11:07 AM
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NO DOUBT

The most anatomically correct 'vagina pants' you're ever likely to see

(Thanks to ASK, who says, "No, it was not a search result.")

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2014 at 11:03 AM
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FRANCE ETC.

The Midwest Mayfly Invasion

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2014 at 11:01 AM
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ENTICINGLY NAMED JAPANESE BEVERAGE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

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(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who says, "I bought it at my nearby convenience store just in fact for the photo. Not sure if I will drink it since it could be a refill for something. Or the name of a film I might have seen in college. Hopefully it is a before and not after.")

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2014 at 10:57 AM
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WE GOT OUT JUST IN TIME

CROUCH, Idaho (KBOI) -- What the heck is this thing?

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Edgar?

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 27, 2014 at 10:50 AM
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July 26, 2014

FIRST WOLVES, AND NOW THIS

The responding officer called Fish and Game. A conservation officer found the elk, which appeared to be stressed. Fish and Game says people were getting too close and trying to take "selfies" with the animal.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2014 at 01:45 PM
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SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON

Gas station clerk with MMA training surprises thieves

(Thanks to Steve Kennedy)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2014 at 01:21 PM
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THEY SHOULD REPLACE THE PLAYERS, TOO

A struggling Korean baseball team have invented a novel way to improve atmosphere at their matches - by bringing in a crowd of robot fans.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2014 at 01:18 PM
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GUYS

Underpants bomber failed in mission to blow up airliner 'because he wore same pair of underwear for two weeks'

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2014 at 01:10 PM
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FLATHEAD COUNTY: WHERE THE CRIME WAVE NEVER BREAKS

8:30 p.m. A pizza delivery guy walked into an elderly man’s house to find that the man “looked dead” and was surrounded by flies. The delivery guy assumed the man had expired, left the residence and had his manager call 911. The man was only sleeping and stated that he no longer wants his pizza.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2014 at 08:45 AM
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INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Man in road rage incident run over by own truck

You will never guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Bob Brogan)

 

Posted by Dave on July 26, 2014 at 08:39 AM
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