July 16, 2018

GOOD ONE, DUDES

Pranksters plant Wyoming city's flower pots with real pot

(Thanks to funny man and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 10:22 AM
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PRESUMABLY NOT ALL ATTACHED TO THE SAME INDIVIDUAL

Oxford professor counts 93 penises in Bayeux Tapestry

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:49 AM
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CSI: KENTUCKY

The owner of a rhino statue found in the middle of the road in Daviess Co., KY has apparently been located.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:48 AM
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'THE DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN, WE THOUGHT, HOLLYWOOD, JUST F**K IT'

A California couple took a stolen fire truck for a nearly-100-mile joyride while authorities chased them across four counties on Saturday.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:46 AM
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HE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO FLORIDA

Virginia man totals $300k car one day after buying it

(Thanks to Kevin Smith and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on July 16, 2018 at 09:43 AM
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July 15, 2018

WHAT CHOICE DID SHE HAVE?

An Islamorada woman hit her husband in the face with her cellphone when he refused to buy cocaine for her, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:44 PM
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Chuck E. Cheese’s jumping on ‘Pay Your Age’ bandwagon after Build-A-Bear chaos

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Because we all know how good they are at handling boisterous crowds.")

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:40 PM
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HERPETOLOGISTS GONE WILD

According to several attendees, Vogt, a longtime researcher of Brazilian turtles, showed several pictures of "scantily clad female students" doing field research. The photographs were risqué enough that conference organizers added blue boxes to cover parts of the women's bodies.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:37 PM
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SO JAIL WILL BE A REAL CHALLENGE

Burglar Breaks Into Escape Room, Forgets How He Came In, Calls 911

(Thanks to John Lobert and funny man)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:34 PM
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WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SLEEP *UNDER* THE BED

6-Foot-Long Boa Constrictor Falls From Ceiling, Lands on Sleeping NY Man

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on July 15, 2018 at 02:32 PM
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July 12, 2018

UPDATE FROM ZITALY

It's rush hour in Venice.

Rush hour

I am learning how to blend in with the locals.

Figure

Posted by Dave on July 12, 2018 at 12:12 PM
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SQUIRRELS IN THE NEWS

Squirrels as expensive art.

(Thanks to jon harris, Bob B., Mezrap, Art S., and Viki B.)

"Epic battle" with a rabbit.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Ick.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

They're in cities on purpose.

(Thanks to A. Wheeler)

Posted by judi on July 12, 2018 at 11:43 AM
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IT'S SNOT EASY BEING GREEN

More than you want to know.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by judi on July 12, 2018 at 11:17 AM
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July 11, 2018

THE ZITALY ROCK SCENE

We saw a terrific show by Men In Wigs.

Six

The opening act was Four Guys and a Parrot.

Four

Posted by Dave on July 11, 2018 at 08:11 AM
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July 10, 2018

DEFNNLY NOT DRINKING N DRIVING

An inebriated motorist assured Florida police that he was not drinking while driving, but only swigging from a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon when his vehicle paused at stop signs and traffic signals.

(Thanks to Dad-O-Lot and DaninDallas)

Posted by judi on July 10, 2018 at 03:18 PM
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PLEASE DON'T BE MY NEIGHBOR

Police call it a botched case of “rattlesnake revenge.”

(Thanks to Mezrap)

Posted by judi on July 10, 2018 at 03:14 PM
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WE JUST LIKE THE WORD 'INNARDS'

"Upon the TSA officer’s discovery of the organic mass, one of our TSA bomb experts was called into the baggage screening room to investigate the innards of the hard drive and that is when he discovered the mass was a live snake," Koshetz added.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by judi on July 10, 2018 at 03:07 PM
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ART UPDATE

The resemblance is uncanny.

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Posted by Dave on July 10, 2018 at 09:06 AM
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July 09, 2018

VINTAGE FOOD

You want fries with that?

(Thanks to The Perts, Matt Filar, and Jay Brandes)

Posted by judi on July 9, 2018 at 05:04 PM
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YOUR FLATHEAD COUNTY HOLIDAY UPDATE

This has been your Flathead County Holiday Update.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by judi on July 9, 2018 at 03:28 PM
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