July 22, 2017

WE STOPPED READING HALFWAY THROUGH THIS HEADLINE

Millennials only have a 5-second attention span for ads

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2017 at 12:09 PM
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IT IS STILL AT LARGE

Crazed squirrel goes on biting rampage in Prospect Park

(Thanks to John Murphy)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2017 at 12:05 PM
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SHE HAS THIS BLOG'S FULL SUPPORT

Why an Ontario woman is fighting for her right to swim topless

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2017 at 12:04 PM
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HARD TO ARGUE

Justin Bieber banned from China in order to 'purify' nation 

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2017 at 12:02 PM
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WE WORRY THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY STUDIES

Worrying You Don’t Get Enough Exercise Can Cut Lifespan Short, Study Finds

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2017 at 11:58 AM
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THEY HAVE A TANK FOR SMART FISH?

According to a new report from cybersecurity firm Darktrace, hackers recently tapped into a smart fish tank at a North American casino in efforts to steal data from other areas of the network.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2017 at 11:54 AM
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WE SAW DEMON GOAT OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Birth of 'demon goat' terrifies town; police are called

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2017 at 11:48 AM
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WE DON'T THINK SO

"In case of emergencies, please wrap your stools in newspaper and leave on your desk. Brenda will come round with her trolley and collect them at 5.30pm."

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on July 22, 2017 at 11:37 AM
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July 21, 2017

YOUR WASHINGTON JOKE HERE

Houses of Parliament 'crawling with bed bugs' as pest control called in

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 04:36 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida man livestreams his police chase as he runs over beach chairs and swigs whiskey

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 04:31 PM
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SEAN SPICER

If only he'd followed his original instinct...

Spicer copy

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 12:26 PM
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THIS MAN HAS A FUTURE IN WASHINGTON

Manitowoc Common Council Alderman Michael Howe was arrested in the early morning hours of July 4 after trying to mount "Bernice," the giant cow statue in front of Cedar Crest Dairy on South 10th Street.

(Thanks to Car Ramrod)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 11:06 AM
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IT'S PROBABLY IN ICELAND

Drove to Canada, rocked out to Metallica, but can't find the car

Update: He found it. And now he loves Canada.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 11:01 AM
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THIS COULD RADICALLY CHANGE THE COLLEGE-ADMISSIONS PROCESS

The Poop Of Babies Reveals How Smart They'll Be

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 10:59 AM
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Man caught on highway driving stolen Walmart cart

(Thanks to Todd Lawson, who says "Probably headed to Florida.")

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 10:55 AM
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WAKE UP

Coffee recalled for containing 'active ingredient in Viagra'

(Thanks to funny man, Le Petomane, MOTW and ImNotDave)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 10:51 AM
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MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Students at prestigious Melbourne school posts note explaining why she defecated on bathroom floor

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 10:43 AM
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BECAUSE WITHOUT REGULATION STANDARDS, YOU HAVE ANARCHY

A Toronto man who spent $550 building a set of stairs in his community park says he has no regrets, despite the city’s insistence that he should have waited for a $65,000 city project to handle the problem. The city is now threatening to tear down the stairs because they were not built to regulation standards.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 10:41 AM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIABLE

Police in suburban Cleveland say a fast-food restaurant customer angry about the way his sandwich tasted and looked threatened to shoot somebody over it.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on July 21, 2017 at 10:40 AM
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July 20, 2017

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

He didn’t like the AT&T trucks parked in front of his home. So he shot them.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to keithintampa)

Posted by Dave on July 20, 2017 at 04:14 PM
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