October 22, 2014

CSI: REGINA

A vehicle that was previously used for Regina's Crime Stoppers program has been stolen, according to police in that city.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:34 AM
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'SHE ADMITTED THE UNION WAS NOT SOLIDIFIED WITH A MARRIAGE LICENSE'

An Oklahoma woman allegedly told restaurant workers her husband, Jesus Christ, would soon arrive to pay her tab

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:32 AM
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DUDE, 'SLIGHTLY?'

“John the Freak,” a slightly eccentric, easy-going guy who does “joint-rolling demonstrations” for Seattle Hempfest, has done a “how to” video for novices.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:29 AM
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NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN

Man claims he found rodent head in chili at Cape Golden Corral

(Thanks to ubetcha)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:26 AM
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GINGERBREAD PAT

The organic genderless gingerbread debate

(Thanks to George Byars)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:25 AM
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OR, PLANET

Officials want South Florida to break off into its own state

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 10:20 AM
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WE DON'T PAY OUR POLICE OFFICERS ENOUGH

Drunken 500-pound Apopka man couldn't fit into patrol car

(Thanks to Bill McGeachen)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 09:51 AM
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BETTER SAFE THAN (burrpppp) SORRY

Drinking a Beer Can Save You From Radiation Poisoning

(Thanks to ken fineberg)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 09:43 AM
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WEST VIRGINIA DINING REPORT

After being directed to not use so much nacho cheese, a man allegedly went into a tirade Sunday night and told a 7-Eleven clerk that he "eats people" and is "the biggest killer in Martinsburg" in an altercation that led to his arrest.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 09:41 AM
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IT WAS RUNNING VISTA. THE BEAR HAD NO CHANCE.

Man Fights Off Bear With Old Computer in Siberia

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 09:38 AM
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BUT YOU KNOW WHO MASTERMINDED THIS

Beaver, ravens cause power outages in the Mat-Su

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 09:05 AM
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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Woman wielded hole-punch in office attack

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 08:58 AM
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AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Drunken trombone-playing clown fires gun from garage, police say

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2014 at 08:53 AM
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October 21, 2014

CSI: FORT COLLINS

Craft Brewer Admits He’s The Guy Responsible For Town’s Mysterious Count Chocula Shortage

(Thanks to James Fitzwilliam)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 05:20 PM
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KIND OF A DEPRESSING LIFETIME, THEN

Here is the opportunity of a lifetime to live in the old stomping grounds of Wayne Newton in Garden City.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 05:19 PM
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PLUS A 250 PERCENT MORON TAX

Second State Will Charge $1 Extra for Artisanal Ice

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 04:57 PM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Mother drove son to Holly Hill apartments to commit shooting, police say

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 09:51 AM
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CANADIAN WEATHER FORECAST

Cooler, with a 100 percent chance of dog.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 09:47 AM
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13TH CENTURY ART UPDATE

Yes, this is a tree full of penises

(Thanks to funny man)

We saw them open for Neil Diamond.

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 09:34 AM
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HIGHEST ALERT EVER

Teen convicted as 'armed clowns' spread panic in French towns

(Thanks to Ersin, ImNotDave and ThisMagicalEarth)

Posted by Dave on October 21, 2014 at 09:32 AM
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