February 25, 2017

BOLO

A sasquatch investigator is looking into extremely large footprints found near Seattle

Autoplay.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 25, 2017 at 11:04 AM
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'ON DISPLAY'

Man kicked out of shopping centre for wearing shorts that were too short

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 25, 2017 at 10:53 AM
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AND AFTER OHIO, FLORIDA

A man who said he was driving home to Ohio — yet was headed northbound on Telegraph Road — had an alcohol level almost four times the legal limit for drunk driving, Bloomfield Township police said.

He looks fine to us.

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(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on February 25, 2017 at 10:48 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man stopped at red light uses slingshot to take out traffic camera

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on February 25, 2017 at 10:43 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naked man wrestles Melbourne police in rain

In that case, sir, you are free to go: “He pulled over and took off all of his clothes on top of the causeway. Then he started running around yelling, ‘I am God.’” 

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 25, 2017 at 10:41 AM
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February 24, 2017

FOR THIS WE LEFT EGYPT?

Along with Alan Zweibel and Adam Mansbach -- who are both actually Jewish -- I've co-written, just in time for Passover, a parody Haggadah called For This We Left Egypt? We'll be talking about it Thursday, March 9 at the New York Public Library; if you'd like to join us, you can register here.

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 02:13 PM
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IT'S A START, BUT THIS BLOG WOULD PREFER NUCLEAR WEAPONS

Prince Charles has lent his support to a government-backed plan to sterilise grey squirrels and cut the population by more than 90 per cent in order to save the native red squirrel.  The Prince of Wales is said to approve of a scheme that would give grey squirrels a contraceptive that lasts several years, hidden inside chocolate spread, preventing millions of births.

(Thanks to Steve Partridge)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 01:39 PM
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'HE GOT OVER IT'

Dead body in Aldershot reported to police was actually a man sleeping

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 01:32 PM
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THIS COULD CATCH ON

Update: This is old. Judi has been fired for the second time in a matter of minutes.

Woman ends up in hospital after 'confusing builder’s foam with her hair mousse'

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(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 01:27 PM
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GET RID OF IT *NOW*

How your brain could be KILLING you

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 01:23 PM
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WE WILL GET RIGHT ON IT

You haven’t fired Judy for a while.  Is everything okay between you two?

Maybe you should fire her again just so she doesn’t feel like you don’t care.

-- Bill Ostroot

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 01:20 PM
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'OFFICIALS SAID HE WAS LOOKING FOR HIS DOG'

Man found hanging naked, upside down from Mississippi tree

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Mr. Tom Shroder)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 12:18 PM
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PORNO PARSNIPS

Hunt is on for Britain's RUDEST vegetable as gardeners encouraged to grow saucy crops

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 06:24 AM
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ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Mystery as massive hairy blob-like ‘monster’ washes up on beach in the Philippines

(Thanks to Dave D)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 06:19 AM
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THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Texas A&M police arrested a man after he stabbed a woman in the backside with a pitchfork, police said.

Carl Turner, Jr. was on the College Station campus gathering pitchforks on Tuesday when he got into a fight, a police report said.

(Thanks to L Raymond)

"Gathering pitchforks?"

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 06:15 AM
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THE ALLEGED LINGERIE THIEF WEIGHED 300 POUNDS

A Winter Garden police officer is recovering after breaking his knee cap during a struggle with a man accused of stealing more than $750 worth of merchandise from a Victoria’s Secret store, officials say.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 06:12 AM
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WE SAW THEM ETC.

Ball-rolling bees reveal complex learning

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 06:07 AM
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SACRILEGE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Police said a naked woman broke into a Connecticut church and went on a rampage with a fire extinguisher, destroying items inside Wednesday.

We can't believe this didn't happen in Florida.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 06:04 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Wandering squirrel leaves 12,000 Canadians without power

(Thanks to John Mayson and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on February 24, 2017 at 05:59 AM
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February 23, 2017

BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT SHE ONLY NEEDED FOUR DAYS

Is there such a thing as Canadian cuisine? One woman went on a five-year quest to find out

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on February 23, 2017 at 02:54 PM
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