December 20, 2014

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

U.S. group wants to give fugitive Pocatello cows a home

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on December 20, 2014 at 10:40 AM
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BE ALERT FOR THE WARNING SIGNS, WHICH INCLUDE DRESSING IN TWEED JACKETS

You’ve probably already heard about “Wodehousing,” a disturbing trend in which teenagers videotape themselves covering strangers’ homes with the full text of P.G. Wodehouse novels.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on December 20, 2014 at 10:32 AM
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OBJECTION

Defendant’s last fart of freedom tickles Lincoln Magistrates’ Court

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 20, 2014 at 10:28 AM
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'THE PROBLEM SOLVER'

This beer claims to enhance your creativity

Works for burrppp us.

(Thanks to DaveM)

Posted by Dave on December 20, 2014 at 10:25 AM
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SOMEHOW WE ARE NEVER BEHIND THESE PEOPLE IN TRAFFIC

Scientists locate homing signal in brain, explaining why some people are better navigators

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on December 20, 2014 at 10:18 AM
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GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

Auto Inflate Whoopee Cushion

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on December 20, 2014 at 10:14 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO'S BEHIND THIS

West Harlem Residents Are Fed Up With ‘Aggressive’ Raccoons Terrorizing Neighborhood

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on December 20, 2014 at 10:13 AM
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December 19, 2014

FASHION ACCESSORY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Venomous Scorpion Falls Out Of Dress When Woman Tries It On At Hayward JC Penney Store

(Thanks to John Gregg, who says "That's not what I want to see fall out of a dress.")

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 02:34 PM
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THIS IS WHY WE SUPPORT DOG CONTROL

Dog shoots owner with rifle

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 02:27 PM
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HE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID KLINGON DRIVER'S LICENSE

The victim told police he was playing video games when Patterson became agitated and pulled out a Bat’leth sword, which was made popular in the Star Trek series.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 02:25 PM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Police nab Ky. woman shoplifting during 'Shop with a Cop' event

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 02:23 PM
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TOTALLY WORTH IT

Kim Kardashian fan Jordan James Parke spent $150,000 on more than FIFTY cosmetic procedures to transform into idol

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 02:20 PM
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SOME PLACES HAVE PROBLEMS WITH RODENTS

Florida finds that amusing.

Python

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 02:17 PM
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DO NOT GET IN HER WAY

This Lady Is Revolutionizing the Fur Industry by Using Roadkill

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"The idea of roadkill fur had been in Pamela’s head for a few years, before she actually decided to actually make it happen."

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 02:09 PM
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SPEAKING OF GREAT GIFT IDEAS

...this is not one of them.

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(Thanks to DaninDallas and Joanne Fineberg)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 02:05 PM
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IDAHO CRIME REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Idaho Crime Report.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 09:49 AM
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NOTHING SAYS 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS'

...like a Hurt Locker Fake Defusable Bomb Kit.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 09:46 AM
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HO HO HO

Strip Club Wins City Holiday Lights Contest

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, Will Dooley and DaninDallas, who says "Honey, I just went to see the lights!")

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 09:41 AM
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RUMBLEDETHUMPS?

15 British Foods Hated Internationally

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 09:38 AM
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FATE

Bud Weisser charged with break-in at Lemay convenience store

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

Posted by Dave on December 19, 2014 at 09:36 AM
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