January 24, 2017

SOLID PLAN

Kansas man admits robbing Kansas bank to escape wife

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2017 at 06:13 AM
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CSI: GUELPH

A man was spotted beside the street holding a popcorn maker box by officers on patrol.

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2017 at 06:06 AM
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WITHIN DAYS HE WILL BE EATEN

Famed snake trackers from India latest weapon in Florida war on pythons

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2017 at 06:00 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

'Mystery dildo bandit:' St. John's sex shop searches for alleged robber

(Thanks to L. Raymond)

Posted by Dave on January 24, 2017 at 05:58 AM
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January 23, 2017

IN THAT CASE, SIR, GODSPEED

His response to police: “The wind was pushing me.”

(Thanks to Jim [formerly] of Perth)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2017 at 02:47 PM
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HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT A BASS PLAYER

Man Hides Guitar in Pants, Walks Out of Store

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2017 at 02:43 PM
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'FEARLESS' IS ONE WORD FOR HIM

Fearless Kung Fu fan shows off his 'Iron Crotch' stunt as he lets a huge wooden pole swing into his groin

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and Le Petomane, who says "He may not be nutty much longer.")

Posted by Dave on January 23, 2017 at 02:41 PM
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January 22, 2017

YIKES

Terrifying ‘alien’ worm lurking at bottom of sea named after penis-slashing wife

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 06:01 PM
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TRUE, IF YOU DEFINE 'IS SWEEPING THE NATION' AS 'HAPPENED ONCE'

A bizarre new fitness trend is sweeping the nation – where participants exercise completely NAKED

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 05:58 PM
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MEN:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 10:56 AM
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WE NEVER TRUSTED HER

Minnie Mouse ‘arrested for stealing £7,000 from tourists’

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 10:53 AM
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UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT

Police Taser their own race relations adviser in Bristol

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 10:52 AM
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CSI: LUBBOCK

BANDIT MAKES OFF WITH AUTO SHOP'S TOILET PAPER

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Police have nothing to go on.")

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 10:50 AM
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DO NOT PARK NEAR THIS MAN

Man buys lottery ticket after trees in two cities fall on his vehicles the same night

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 10:48 AM
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UPDATE

Mars investigating Skittles said to be intended for cattle

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 10:44 AM
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(YOUR HEADLINE HERE)

Trucker loses trailer of 38,000 pounds of marbles on I-465

(Thanks to funny man, Le Petomane, Rob Simbeck, Jay Brandes and Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 22, 2017 at 10:42 AM
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January 21, 2017

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Key West man robs diner with garden hoe, chased by staff

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2017 at 08:40 AM
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SOMEHOW WE MISSED THIS

Yesterday was Penguin Awareness Day.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2017 at 08:39 AM
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FEEL HIS PAIN

Man says his 18.9-inch penis is a disability that forces him to live off food banks

(Thanks to Ross Couples)

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2017 at 08:35 AM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pregnant Woman Beaten In Weave Beef

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

We saw Weave Beef open for the Clash.

Posted by Dave on January 21, 2017 at 08:19 AM
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