September 23, 2014

'PERSISTENT GENITAL AROUSAL SYNDROME'

Wisconsin Man Suffers 100 Unwanted Orgasms A Day

(Thanks to Michael Huber)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 02:47 PM
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JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN

Barry Manilow Halloween Surprise: “I Sing with Dead People” Duets with the Deceased

(Thanks to Dad-O-Lot, nursecindy, Carolyn and The Amazing Steve)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 02:44 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Sorry to break it to everyone but the woman who claims to have surgically implanted third breast is a self-proclaimed HOAXER

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 02:42 PM
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CSI: SANDPOINT

A northern Idaho woman has been charged with a felony after police say she chewed up the upholstery of a patrol car seat.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and Woozy Barnes)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 11:08 AM
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WE SAW VICIOUS DOG'S BOTTOM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Woman stuck finger up vicious dog's bottom to stop attack on her pet Jack Russell

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 11:05 AM
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THINK WHAT HIS JOCKSTRAP WOULD COMMAND

Yankees SS Derek Jeter's Game-Used Sock Going for $409

(Thanks to Larry Martell)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 11:04 AM
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ALL THE ELEMENTS OF A CLASSIC

SyFy’s ‘Lavalantula’ Is A Movie About Fire-Breathing Spiders Starring The Cast Of ‘Police Academy’

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 11:02 AM
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SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT

Man arrested after trying to pet moose, fighting with officer

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 11:00 AM
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HOME DECOR CONCEPT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Dutchman fought to keep amputated leg, made a lamp

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 10:56 AM
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YIKES

Deputies: Woman assaulted boyfriend, smeared fake blood on herself

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You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 09:04 AM
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FRONTIERS OF SCIENCE

New mushroom species discovered in London grocery store

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 09:02 AM
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OLD SCHOOL

Man caught on surveillance smashing SunTrust Bank ATM with hatchet

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 08:59 AM
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SPIRITUAL

Two Cambodian Buddhist monks have been arrested in the popular tourist city of Siem Reap for smoking crystal methamphetamine along with two women in their pagoda.

(Thanks to Tex)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 08:57 AM
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WE ARE OF COURSE WITH THE CHICKENS

Chickens vs. Squirrel

(Thanks to Moe Money)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2014 at 08:54 AM
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September 22, 2014

FOLLOWED BY STUNNED SILENCE FROM THE ANCHORETTE

Alaska TV Reporter Quits on Air: ‘F**k It, I Quit’

Advisory: F-bomb.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Jennifer Folstad and Richard)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2014 at 02:51 PM
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YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THE STATE

A woman has spent $20,000 on surgery to get a third breast and her dream is to become a celebrity.

(Thanks to Larry Martell, Allen at Division, coscolo, Roberto and Spotsie)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2014 at 02:46 PM
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'...ATHLETES HELPED MARCH THE BUN DOWN A MAIN THOROUGHFARE, MAKING A WIDE TURN INTO A PARKING LOT...'

Residents in the southwest Illinois city of Belleville celebrated its 200th birthday with a 200-foot bratwurst, complete with a 200-foot bun.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2014 at 02:44 PM
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OOPS

A confectionery company is dealing with a sticky situation after penis-shaped gummy lollies made their way into some of its packs, costing the company thousands of dollars in recalls.

(Thanks to Joe Hicks)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2014 at 08:16 AM
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THE DAILY BUSINESS REPORT

Traders see goat price going up this Dashain

This has been the Daily Business Report.

(Thanks to Monique)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2014 at 08:12 AM
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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Italian army to grow medical marijuana

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

Related: Peyton Manning says legalized pot has been good for his pizza business

(Thanks to Steve K)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2014 at 08:10 AM
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