Dave Barry's Blog

WHEN 'AWARENESS CAMPAIGNS' GO BAD

There's something stupid in Denmark.

(Thanks to RussellMc)

YOUR TAX DOLLARS

Hard at work.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

(Thanks to Trent Whitney)

NEXT STOP: FLORIDA

101-Year-Old Man Buys a 426-Horsepower Camaro

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to MissV)

NEIGHBOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Bullet travels through wall, shatters toilet in Phoenix apartment

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

PARENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

(Thanks to catmanmax)

FLORIDA

The Law and Order State

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

HERE'S TO YOUR BURRPPPP HEALTH

(Thanks to Allen at burrrrppp Division)

SPORTS UPDATE

But was it his groin?

(Thanks to jon harris)

UPDATE ON THE WORLD EGGO CRISIS

There is hope.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

...before this motorist winds up on the roads of Florida.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

SPREAD THE WORD

Toilets Are Cool!

(Thanks to RussellMc)

TIP FOR DINERS IN MOSCOW

Pass on the kebabs.

(Thanks to RussellMc)

Related educational item here.

(Thanks to jon harris)

Update: Another vaguely related, and disturbing, item here.

(Thanks to Mark)

ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

911 Telecommunicator: “The cow is in your pool?“

Wydareny: “Yes, it fell in my pool.“

911 Telecommunicator: “Is it a small cow or a big cow?“

Wydareny: “No, it’s a big cow. It’s a really big cow.“

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

The Eggo Crisis

(Thanks to The Perts and jon harris)

STRUMPDATE

Ridley and I were in Deerfield Beach, Fla., today to make a video with Mitch Albom for a show he does for Border's. For reasons that are still not clear, Mitch decided it'd be a good idea to have guitars and pretend were were posing for an album cover in roughly 1964.

WE ARE SO PROUD

(Thanks to Miami Herald editor Heidi Carr)