December 16, 2017

THAT EXPLAINS THE SCREECHING

Mechanic performing oil change finds owl under car’s hood in Salem

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "not firing on owl cylinders.")

Posted by Dave on December 16, 2017 at 06:32 PM
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THE BATTLE FOR BABY JESUS

Sheep, Mary tussle over baby Jesus in children's pageant gone hilariously awry

(Thanks to L. Raymond)

The video at the link didn't work for us, but the Facebook video linked in the story did.

Posted by Dave on December 16, 2017 at 06:28 PM
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MEANWHILE IN GOLF

A pensioner was filmed running after a cockerel with a driver on his 65th birthday in an incident that could only be described as bizarre.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 16, 2017 at 06:23 PM
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ALWAYS EXCELLENT

The funniest animals from the 2017 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on December 16, 2017 at 06:20 PM
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FLORIDA DEMANDS A RECOUNT

Best and Worst Drivers by State 2017

(Thanks to Moe Money)

Posted by Dave on December 16, 2017 at 06:11 PM
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KNOWN BY WHOM?

Scientists Find Earliest Known Penis

(Thanks to funny man, "who didn't know it was missing.")

Posted by Dave on December 16, 2017 at 06:09 PM
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THE GOOD NEWS: HE PROBABLY WON'T REMEMBER

Man arrested after urinating on £70 worth of Pot Noodles

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on December 16, 2017 at 10:35 AM
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THAT'S THE POINT

Even Small Amounts of Alcohol Impair Memory

(Thanks to Wiredog)

Posted by Dave on December 16, 2017 at 10:26 AM
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December 15, 2017

IN THAT CASE SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Oregon man claims Taylor Swift told him to stab stranger

(Thanks to Steve K. who says "He does seem like her type.")

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 06:51 PM
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AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT BRIDGE IS FLORIDA

Man rescued after driving into river, Ohio police say he thought there was a bridge there

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 06:49 PM
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CSI: WEST VIRGINIA

Jealous Boyfriend Set Strip Joint Fire

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 06:47 PM
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'ON SUSPICION OF DRUNK DRIVING'

Driver arrested after Mercedes ends up wedged upright in London street

(Thanks to Nigel Grout)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 06:44 PM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man demonstrates how to fell tree with a shotgun

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 06:42 PM
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'SOME IN JEDI COSTUME'

‘Star Wars’ Fans Storm Theater Lobby Over Lack Of Sound During ‘Last Jedi’

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 12:16 PM
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A FEEL-GOOD STORY FROM PHATTHALUNG PROVINCE

A group of villagers in Thailand banded together to rescue a massive 450-pound catfish that became stranded in a swamp after flooding in the area.

They transported it in a motorcycle sidecar.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 09:42 AM
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WE'RE WITH IT

Rude tit swoops in and steals squirrel’s nut

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 09:39 AM
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LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE HOLIDAY GIFT?

Look no farther.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 09:37 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Star Wars lettuce.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 09:34 AM
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FIRST THE POOPING BOMB DOG AT MIDWAY, AND NOW THIS

Two polar bears chased off runway in Utqiagvik

(Thanks to Jane from Kenai)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 09:28 AM
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

8:46 a.m. A Martin City woman called 911 and said, “You’ll never help me.” Then she went on and listed her grievances.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on December 15, 2017 at 09:27 AM
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