August 04, 2015

HITCHBOT ASSAULT UPDATE

An Eagles fan did it.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 05:27 PM
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HIS T-SHIRT READ 'I NEED A DRINK'

A Toronto man has been charged with mischief after being accused of “fornicating” a statue at the National War Memorial late Sunday night.

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 05:22 PM
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THEY SOUND LIKE A HAPPY COUPLE

Groom sues bride for not looking pretty without make-up

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 04:55 PM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PEARL JAM

Australian pro golfer encounters flag-destroying kangaroo

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 04:51 PM
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MEANWHILE IN SCAPE ORE SWAMP

Has Bishopville's 'lizard man' returned? New video surfaces in case

(Thanks to funny man and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 04:47 PM
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DUDE, DON'T BOGART THAT

Dolphins purposely getting high on pufferfish

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 04:44 PM
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TO JUDGE FROM THE PHOTO, ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT IS 'SAGGY'

What's it like on a boat with 2,000 people not wearing clothes?

NSFW

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "A. Disgusting.")

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 04:32 PM in WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
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HEALTH ADVISORY

110-year-old New Jersey woman credits longevity to Miller High Life, whiskey

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 04:28 PM
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CSI: ITALY

Italy cracks Mafia sheep code to arrest Godfather's henchmen

(Thanks to coscolo)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 09:39 AM
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IT TOOK PLACE AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION

GPS Has Revealed How the Oldest Multicellular Organisms Had Sex

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 09:37 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Man arrested on drug charges claims marijuana is salad

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 09:35 AM
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IT'S A FIRM FRUIT

Watermelon Juice Is ‘Nature’s Viagra,’ According to Science

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 09:33 AM
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THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Giant 40ft inflatable MINION rolls down city street forcing shocked drivers to swerve out of the way

Minion

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Jon Harris, Janice Gelb, Ralph, Jan in Grimsby and Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on August 4, 2015 at 09:29 AM
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August 03, 2015

WE ARE NOT MAKING THIS TWEET UP

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Posted by Dave on August 3, 2015 at 05:22 PM
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SHOPPING-MALL POSTERS IN SOUTH FLORIDA ARE NOT LIKE THE SHOPPING-MALL POSTERS WHERE YOU LIVE

Snail Poster

Posted by Dave on August 3, 2015 at 04:57 PM
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LET'S RAISE A... TOAST

Chinese police are investigating if two distillers in the southwestern region of Guangxi added impotence treatment drug Viagra to their liquor

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on August 3, 2015 at 12:40 PM
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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Dozens of activists including men wearing bras staged a protest in Hong Kong on Sunday after a woman was sentenced to three-and-a-half months' jail for assaulting a police officer with her breast.

(Thanks to HogsAteMySister and DaninDallas)

Posted by Dave on August 3, 2015 at 12:34 PM
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SEND THESE PENGUINS TO WASHINGTON

Nose pegs handed out at Chessington Zoo due to penguin poo smell

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 3, 2015 at 12:33 PM
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WE HARDLY KNEW YE

HitchBot the hitchhiking robot made the fatal mistake of visiting Philadelphia.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and The Perts)

We saw Al Barkafski and the Perts open for Whitesnake.

Posted by Dave on August 3, 2015 at 12:24 PM
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CELEBRITY WILDLIFE UPDATE

Cecil the lion speaks from the grave - and wants to MOVE ON, claims animal psychic

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on August 3, 2015 at 12:20 PM
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