September 30, 2016

CSI: FLORIDA

Troller was arrested and charged with Possession of Dairy Crate.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:16 PM
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WE KNOW WHAT *NOT* TO DO

UK beach cordoned off after 50ft dead fin whale washes ashore sparking fears it could EXPLODE

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:11 PM
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TO HIS CREDIT, NO RACCOON WAS INVOLVED

Detroit man trapped hanging upside down while trying to break into his own house

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:03 PM
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IF THIS IS TRUE*, IT'S THE GREATEST EXAMPLE EVER OF GUYS IN ACTION

Report: Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver

(Thanks to Jeff Schneider and Roberto. Also Mr. Ridley Pearson)

*But the Blog's b.s. detector is sending out a strong yellow-for-caution on this one.

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 05:59 PM
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WE'D LOVE TO SEE HIS RESPONSE TO THE INEVITABLE CUSTOMER-SERVICE SURVEY ASKING HIM TO RATE HIS EXPERIENCE

Fuming man walks into Apple store and calmly smashes up every iPhone in sight

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

"Fuming Man" would be a good name for an alternative desert gathering for people who are not quite edgy enough for Burning Man.

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 05:55 PM
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CLOWNPOCALYPSE UPDATE

Suffolk County police said they received two reports of people dressed as clowns in North Babylon and Brentwood Wednesday night.

‘Creepy clown’ reports prompt school security actions

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 05:49 PM
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LEST YOU THINK HE WAS A ONE-HIT WONDER: HE ALSO WROTE 'BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY, BUCKLE UP'

The man who got generations of hot dog lovers singing along to the Oscar Mayer Wiener song has died.

(Thanks to Bill Melater, who asks "What did they use as a hearse?")

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 05:47 PM
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WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

What cops need to know about 'buttchugging'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who quotes the article: "The anus is very veinous.")

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 05:41 PM
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SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A 59-year-old Stafford Township man was charged with lewdness after allegedly wearing a bikini he fashioned out of plastic wrap on a Long Beach Island beach.

(Thanks to Barbara A)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 05:34 PM
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THEY WERE 'SMALL BAGS'

Pennsylvania dealer hid 110 heroin bags in buttocks

(Thanks to funny man and RussellMc, who says "where brown heroin comes from")

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 11:23 AM
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NO DOUBT HE HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD REASON

Man 'breaks into couple's house in the dead of night and shaves his head using hand sanitizer as lubricant'

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 11:19 AM
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THOUGHTFUL

A Florida's woman's lawsuit says a deputy shot her with a stun gun, then apologized with a cake that said, "Sorry I Tased You" in blue frosting.

(Thanks to Ron Henzel, Andrew Mendez and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 11:13 AM
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THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF LIFE

Illinois regulators have suspended the license of a suburban Chicago doctor who allegedly gives patients modified vaccinations containing cat saliva and vodka.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:39 AM
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THIS COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING

The National Institutes of Health is spending over $50,000 to study whether college students eat junk food when they drink.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:32 AM
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WE SAW VIBRATING RUCKSACK OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS

Passenger jet grounded after panicked baggage handlers feared vibrating rucksack contained bomb – that was actually a SEX TOY

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:22 AM
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HE SAID IT CONTAINED 'IMPORTANT WORK PAPERWORK'

Man Arrested After Asking Cops to Return His Briefcase Full of Cocaine

(Thanks to Jeff Schneider and Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:06 AM
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THE MAJESTY OF NATURE

A hungry lion has been filmed by shocked tourists getting its head trapped inside the bum of a dead hippopotamus.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:03 AM
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NICE WORK, KID

High-speed chase suspect shoots out own tires, ends pursuit

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 30, 2016 at 06:01 AM
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September 29, 2016

SCIENCE GUY IN ACTION

I see if a little mercury can be flushed down a toilet and then I take the experiment a little farther and flush a toilet with 240 lbs of mercury.

This is no job for a low-flow.

(Thanks to RussellMc)

Posted by Dave on September 29, 2016 at 12:47 PM
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YOU CANNOT BE TOO VIGILANT

‘Particularly juicy pork pie’ causes alert at Manchester Airport

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 29, 2016 at 12:42 PM
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