December 10, 2016

IT'S A NEW TRADITION

Women sue groom after getting hit by drone at wedding

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2016 at 10:37 AM
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MEN:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Michael Huber)

Posted by Dave on December 10, 2016 at 10:35 AM
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December 09, 2016

NOT COMPLETELY INSANE AT ALL!

Dad spends £30k on surgery to look like evil Nazi supervillain Red Skull from Captain America comics

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 06:27 AM
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WE CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE THINGS ARE EVEN LEGAL

Shopper puzzled by snow globe 'May cause cancer!' warning

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 06:20 AM
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APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T STEAL ENOUGH

Bald Florida man gets prison for stealing hair growth products

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 06:18 AM
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IN THAT ORDER

Measure your penis and chat about mental health, young Swedes told

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 06:13 AM
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FINLAND'S GOT TALENT!

Contestant that makes fart noises with his hands wins country's entertainment show

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby and Fabian Marson, who notes that this is "what happens when guys are judges.")

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 06:07 AM
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BUTTS IN THE NEWS

Chimps Remember Butts Same as Faces

(Thanks to many people)

"Wild girl" is auctioning off her buttock online for thousands

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 06:02 AM
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SEND THESE MOTORISTS TO MIAMI FOR TRAINING

Police in Prince Edward Island are warning drivers to stop being so nice to each other, after a number of accidents caused by motorists trying to be kind.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 05:57 AM
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CSI: WORTHING, SUSSEX

A gang of crafty thieves pretended to be mannequins when a department store was locking up for the night - before they made away with £10,000 worth of designer clothes.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 05:54 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Ew.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on December 9, 2016 at 05:51 AM
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December 08, 2016

MIAMI FISHING REPORT

Mark the Shark Finds Floating Brick of Cocaine While Fishing Off Miami

This has been your Miami Fishing Report.

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:29 AM
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HO HO HO

Salvation Army apologises over penis-shaped kids' gifts from Bristol Santa

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:11 AM
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IDEALLY THEY WOULD DROP IT ONTO BAGPIPES

California Town Drops a Piano Every Year Just for Fun

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:08 AM
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FLORIDAWWW

Florida Man Brought Girlfriend Meth to Smoke in Hospital's ICU: Deputies

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:04 AM
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Christopher Columbus Statue Lands on Car after Crash in Pittston

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:02 AM
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COUNT US IN

That's what Rubi Ibarra Garcia's parents are learning after more than 1 million people have RSVP'd to her quinceañera party.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 07:00 AM
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FLATHEAD: A COUNTY GRIPPED BY TERROR

A Kalispell resident called police to report that his neighbor had just released a bunch of bunny rabbits and now they were all over his yard.

(Thanks to L. Raymond)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:55 AM
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THEY HAVE 60 TONS

A bankrupt Armenian dairy company that hasn’t paid employees and milk suppliers in months has announced that it will be settling debts in Roquefort blue mold cheese.

(Thanks to Jeff Schneider)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:52 AM
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HARSH

Just a week after Gävle's traditional Christmas goat got burned down on its inauguration day, a vandal drove a car into the tiny replica set up to honour the giant straw beast.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on December 8, 2016 at 06:49 AM
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