March 29, 2015

IDAHO STATE SALAMANDER UPDATE

Student's state salamander bill passes Idaho Senate panel

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2015 at 05:47 PM
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THE FASHION REPORT

Men are going nuts over Lululemon's 'anti-ball crushing' pants

This has been The Fashion Report.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2015 at 12:18 PM
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March 28, 2015

DUDES

The police of Palmerah—which is sub-district of West Jakarta—accidentally got their residents high as kites when they burned a 3.3-ton pile of marijuana.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2015 at 02:03 PM
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ALL THEY KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT THE RESIDENTS WILL HAVE FLORIDA LICENSES

Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with PARALLEL UNIVERSE in days

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2015 at 01:59 PM
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FLORIDA:

Even our fish are insane.

Audio Advisory: Annoying shrieking woman.

(Thanks to Azaliah Yadinah-Parker)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2015 at 01:53 PM
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March 27, 2015

ACTING ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Goose causes downtown outage, crash

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2015 at 05:52 PM
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EAT YOUR HEART OUT, ANGELA MERKEL

Taylor Swift Tops Fortune’s List Of World’s Greatest Female Leaders

(Thanks to Ray Reese and Mark Schlesinger)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2015 at 05:50 PM
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THERE'S NO FUN LIKE BIOLOGICAL ANTHROPOLOGY FUN

Medieval Parasite-Filled Poop Found in Jerusalem Latrine

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2015 at 11:22 AM
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RIBBIT

Frog Enzyme Clears Genital Warts

(Thanks to Bill)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2015 at 11:20 AM
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GRESHAM CRIME REPORT

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Gresham Crime Report.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2015 at 11:11 AM
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WE DON'T KNOW WHY CIVILIANS ARE EVEN ALLOWED TO POSSESS THOSE THINGS

An Australian woman was denied bail after she allegedly squirted breast milk on a police officer’s head, arms and clothes.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Related: Ariz. woman flashes kids at bar mitzvah, lets boys fondle new breast implants

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2015 at 11:06 AM
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March 26, 2015

THIS IS APRIL FOOLS', RIGHT?

McDonald's clothing.

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You almost had us there, McDonald's.

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Posted by Dave on March 26, 2015 at 05:03 PM
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IN FLORIDA, HE WOULD HAVE SIMPLY DRIVEN AWAY

California bulldog, left alone in vehicle, blows horn for several minutes

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2015 at 02:38 PM
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WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE CONSTITUTION

A jury today found a Michigan woman guilty of firing a shot into a McDonald’s drive-thru window after employees failed to put bacon on a cheeseburger she ordered.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2015 at 02:12 PM
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NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

Saudi man divorces wife over her love for camel

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2015 at 02:11 PM
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HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT GARLIC BREAD

Cops Hunt For Hefty Armed Robber Who Stole Cash, Then Pizzas, From Long Island Domino’s

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2015 at 02:07 PM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Did someone just fart in front of the Duchess of Cambridge?

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(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2015 at 10:15 AM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME, DUDE

Willie Nelson Is Launching His Own Brand of Weed

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2015 at 10:13 AM
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WE'RE ISSUING DRIVERS' LICENSES AS FAST AS WE CAN

Termite species mix in Florida, reproducing at breakneck rate

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2015 at 10:11 AM
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March 25, 2015

THIS JUST IN

Political Storm Looming in Denmark Over Huge Dong Deal

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on March 25, 2015 at 02:10 PM
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