October 25, 2014

ADVISORY

Getting pregnant gets easier when eating ice cream

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2014 at 11:04 AM
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THE WILD (MID)WEST

A pack of wild coyotes in Illinois has proved to be pivotal in the capture of an Iowa fugitive.

(Thanks to Diane Bursack)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2014 at 11:03 AM
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CHICAGO

Roach Scurries Around City Council Chamber As Pest Control Boss Testifies

(Thanks to Allen at Division and coscolo, who says "It felt right at home.")

It probably also voted.

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2014 at 10:59 AM
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WE CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER WE ALREADY POSTED THIS

Seniors, Rejoice: Drinking Alcohol May Preserve Your Memory

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Way ahead of you here.")

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2014 at 10:53 AM
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THE INTERNET

You can find anything. Anything.

Advisory: Semi-NSFW.

(Thanks to Joanne Fineberg)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2014 at 10:46 AM
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BOLO

Portsmouth police seek man who asked women to see his pantyhose

(Thanks to Poker, who asks, "Possibly related to the Zebra Dress Bank Robber?")

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2014 at 10:44 AM
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October 24, 2014

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Double 'wet Willy' lands airman in jail

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 11:56 AM
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THIS TURNED OUT NOT TO BE WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS, THANK GOD

Chinese woman spends entire week in KFC after dumping

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:56 AM
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WEST VIRGINIA SOCIAL NOTE

Man arrested for sex with beagle

(Thanks to Bill McGeachen)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:51 AM
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IT LOOKS AS CLASSY AS IT SOUNDS

Realistic Japanese doll dispenses drinks when you squeeze her breasts

(Thanks to Ron G.)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:49 AM
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SMACKS OF DESPERATION

Bald Head Seeks Permit for Terminal Groin

(Thanks to SCemjazz)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:42 AM
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GENEALOGY UPDATE

Unfortunately, our strict etc.

(Thanks to James)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:39 AM
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'COME HERE OFTEN?'

Ferns "talk" to each other to determine their sex

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:34 AM
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MIRACULOUSSSSS

World's Longest Snake Has Virgin Birth

(W. von Papineau)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:31 AM
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DUDE

Man accidentally texts his probation officer asking for weed

(Thanks to Larry Martell and Chris Elzi)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:29 AM
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SCIENCE

Male Spine Motion During Coitus: Implications for the Low Back Pain Patient

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:23 AM
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IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Oklahoma woman says she’s a witch, and she needs her meth

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:16 AM
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YOU'RE WELCOME

This Saturday night sees the return of Soulboys v Rudeboys in the Cellar bar on Eglinton Street. The brainchild of local vinyl junkie and DJ Dave Barry, the idea has been copied in clubs in Europe but it all started here in Galway.

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:14 AM
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT

Man wearing zebra-print dress robs Rochester bank

He accessorized with nylons. (On his head.)

(Thanks to Poker)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2014 at 10:12 AM
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October 23, 2014

IT SEEMS UNFAIR UNTIL YOU REALIZE THERE ARE *THREE* ATTORNEYS

An Alabama man who sued over being hit and kicked by police after leading them on a high-speed chase will get $1,000 in a settlement with the city of Birmingham, while his attorneys will take in $459,000, officials said Wednesday.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2014 at 12:47 PM
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