August 31, 2016

GO FIGURE

A new study finds that college students taught by good-looking lecturers did better on a quiz

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2016 at 10:28 AM
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JUST ICE CREAM FOR US, THANKS

Mother fulfills 4-year-old's birthday cake request: a cow giving birth

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2016 at 08:21 AM
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'OLD STINKER'

Woman met eight-foot werewolf ‘with human face’ – and extremely bad breath

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2016 at 06:18 AM
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

ST. LOUIS - After a gas station clerk manager to stop 33-year-old Joshua Crook from taking a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he attempted to light the gas station on fire, according to a police report.

(Thanks to manual tomato, DaninDallas, Al Barkafski and Jeff Meyerson)

Autoplay.

Note that this blog is not displaying amusement regarding the suspect's name.

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2016 at 06:13 AM
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MEANWHILE ABROAD

Second couple have hedge stolen sparking fears of serial bush burglar

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2016 at 06:08 AM
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CANADA SINKS DEEPER INTO CHAOS

Ontario mushroom picker finds giant puffball in woods

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2016 at 06:06 AM
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WHATEVER IT IS, IT ATE A BEAVER

Believed python perplexing Maine city actually an anaconda

(Thanks to The Perts and Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 31, 2016 at 06:05 AM
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August 30, 2016

THE SQUIRRELS ARE BEHIND THIS

MORE REPORTS OF CLOWNS IN WOODS IN SOUTH CAROLINA

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 12:56 PM
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FIRST THE UKRAINE, AND NOW THIS

Florida Police Arrest Vladimir Putin For Trespassing At Publix Supermarket

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 12:54 PM
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A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR SANTA'S SLEIGH

It’s early autumn in Norway already, and the forests are full of mushrooms this year, some of them hallucinogenic. They’ve been discovered by reindeer out grazing, and sometimes getting higher than a kite.

(Thanks to Dave Nevers)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 12:52 PM
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OOPS

Police allegedly spent about 10 hours shooting tear gas into the home, smashing windows, and doing other stuff they’ve probably seen TV cops do. Turns out the only one inside was a dog.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 11:32 AM
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BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT DOWN HERE

Florida man hit with dart while going to work

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 11:29 AM
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SOON TO HAVE ITS OWN REALITY-TV SHOW

Local plumber butt goes viral

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 11:25 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Hawkesbury business takes 17K bath in hand soap heist, OPP say

(Thanks to The Perts, who note that the thieves made a clean getaway.)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 11:22 AM
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MAYBE SHE DID

This local news anchor from India definitely should’ve checked her T-shirt before going on air

(Thanks to Greg Snow and The Amazing Steve)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 11:12 AM
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NAME THAT STATE!

Man tried faking urine test with tube full of warm Mountain Dew

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on August 30, 2016 at 11:09 AM
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August 29, 2016

GENE WILDER

This is a crappy year, as measured by losing talented people. So just watch this scene, and note what genuine comedic genius looks like.

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 05:14 PM
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IT'S OUT OF SEASON

UPS driver shot in freak crossbow accident

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:43 PM
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THESE KIDS TODAY

Escaped teenager requests different mugshot photo after Sydney jailbreak

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:39 PM
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HE WAS IN AN 'ALTERED STATE' (BUT NOT FLORIDA)

Nude stranger falls through patio roof onto barbecue

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

Posted by Dave on August 29, 2016 at 01:31 PM
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