October 23, 2017

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

An Oklahoma motorist was covered in Vaseline and wearing only a thong bikini when a patrolman pulled over his vehicle for speeding, according to a court filing which notes that a porno magazine was atop the passenger seat.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 03:52 PM
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WHEN SOCCER GOALIES HAVE NIGHTMARES

...they look like this.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 03:50 PM
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A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Road rage driver forgets to put handbrake on and runs HIMSELF over with his own car

From Australia, a.k.a. "The Florida of Continents."

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, Patty Villanova, D Shey and Madeleine) 

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 12:21 PM
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UPDATE FROM OUR FAVORITE INDUSTRY NEWSLETTER

Jennifer McNevin, an office worker at JOTS Rentals in Longview, Texas, won the October “Where’s the Restroom?” contest in PRO.

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 11:38 AM
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CSI: DAYTON

Police are searching for a man who dropped three T-bone steaks down his shorts.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 06:07 AM
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SEND THIS DOG TO WASHINGTON

Macron's dog Nemo filmed peeing on Elysée fireplace

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 06:04 AM
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AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAA

Horrifying spider with hundreds of babies on its back creeps up on tourists

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 06:02 AM
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CANADA FINALLY TACKLES ITS CRIME PROBLEM

Montreal man says he was given $149 ticket after singing while driving

(Thanks to Noah Spicker)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 06:00 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Hardcore beer chugger downs 6 beers in 40 seconds with A LEAF BLOWER

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 05:57 AM
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OH, THE HUMANITY

Semi With 40K Lbs Of French Fries Rolls On I-35W

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "A truckload of ketchup is on the way.")

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2017 at 05:55 AM
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October 22, 2017

THANKS, SCIENCE

Science confirms spiders and snakes are innately terrifying

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 11:02 AM
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STAND TALL, KENOSHA

He broke his own record last week in Paris when he stuck nine cans to his head.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 11:00 AM
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'IN AN ATTEMPT TO DISLODGE IT FROM A CAR ENGINE'

Man bites huge python

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 10:58 AM
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IT PAYS TO BELONG TO AMAZON PRIME, DUDE

They found a little something extra in their Amazon order — 65 pounds of marijuana

(Thanks to Stephen Hansen and Robert Harvey)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 10:54 AM
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WE REMEMBER WHEN THE TRADITION WAS TO PASS OUT CIGARS

Newborn's dad sold heroin in maternity ward of Greensburg hospital, police say

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 10:50 AM
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS

KZN police arrest 34 poo slinging pupils

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 10:47 AM
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HOW THE PROS START A FIRE

Idaho house burns after tenant uses diesel fuel in fireplace

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 10:36 AM
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THERE IS NOTHING LOWER THAN A CUCUMBER ABANDONER

Someone keeps abandoning cucumbers in Tunbridge Wells and no-one knows why

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 10:30 AM
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YOU KNOW THE POLAR SQUIRRELS ARE BEHIND THIS

Russian village is surrounded by 20 polar bears which have tried to force their way into one home already

(Thanks to D Shey)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 10:28 AM
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LIKE, DUDE, DO YOU HAVE TO SWIM *ALL THE TIME?*

Scientists Gave Fish Marijuana to See if It Would Make Them Relax

(Thanks to Robert Harvey, Roberto and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2017 at 10:22 AM
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