September 02, 2014

ALLEGEDLY THE LEFT CHEEK

Florida creep groped female Taco Bell employee by reaching into drive-thru window

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:58 AM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY AFFAIR

Police say it started after a server told them the groom; Mark Williams of Pittsburgh was touching her inappropriately at his wedding.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:56 AM
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IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Just HALF of women can locate the vagina on a diagram of the female reproductive system

(Thanks to Focalpoint, who says "Here, let me help.")

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:52 AM
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FORM A PERIMETER *NOW*

"24" Movie Back On The Cards Again

(Thanks to Trent Whitney)

"On The Cards?"

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:48 AM
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EW

Gross Photos Show Sewer Workers Battling A 'Fatberg' The Size Of A Boeing 747 Under London

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:45 AM
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A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Woman impaled in buttocks after texting while driving

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and Focalpoint)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:43 AM
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FRANCE MOVING TO ASIA

Radioactive wild boar roaming the forests of Germany

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Focalpoint, coscolo, Rick, PapaJohn and Ron Weil, all of whom saw them open for somebody)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:36 AM
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SPEAKING OF THE TOILET BOWL CHALLENGE

Burglary suspect allegedly high on meth, uses toilet water to cool down

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(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:34 AM
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YOUR WINNERS: THE TURDLES

Toilet Bowl Challenge a family affair at Maple Park Fun Fest

(Thanks to Brian Maloney)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:31 AM
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WHERE THE *HELL* IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

Will Oktoberfest Be Hit With Pretzel Shortage?

(Thanks to The Perts, Gary Schroeder and Another Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:29 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY FEAR

Vancouver's Dude Chilling Park sign goes missing, again

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:28 AM
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EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK

A moratorium on U.S. adult sex film productions was lifted on Friday after just 24 hours when a performer's initial HIV test result proved to be a false positive

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:26 AM
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JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: A moth.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on September 2, 2014 at 08:24 AM
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September 01, 2014

ONE BY ONE, WE ARE LOSING OUR PRECIOUS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

A Moores Hill couple is facing charges for illegally selling raccoons, skunks and fish out of their home.

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(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 10:07 AM
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INCREDIBLY, ONLY ELI HAD A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

The accident Wednesday was caused when Kelly Ellison, a 28-year-old Milwaukee woman wearing flip-flops, somehow got her footwear caught and “was unable to stop at the stop sign.” Her auto was then hit by a pickup truck pulling a trailer containing a camel named Eli.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 10:06 AM
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'WHERE ARE YOU GOING, DEAR?'

"Just out for a cup of coffee."

(Thanks to funny man and Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 10:01 AM
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SPEAKING OF DOGS

Dog turns on stove, which then sets laptop ablaze

(Thanks to funny man, who says, "Obviously hired by squirrels.")

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 09:57 AM
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MAN BITES DOG

Court grants man divorce over wife's demand for excessive sex

(Thanks to John Mayson)

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 09:54 AM
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YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Portrait of Captain Picard in Ketchup and Other Condiments

(Thanks to Ralph, who says, "Unrefrigerated, of course.")

Posted by Dave on September 1, 2014 at 09:53 AM
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August 31, 2014

THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

Orangeville man’s giant cabbage shy of world record

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(Thanks to The Perts)

This picture reminds us of an excellent movie:

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Posted by Dave on August 31, 2014 at 09:55 AM
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