March 29, 2017

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Woman arrested for blasting Ed Sheeran song repeatedly

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2017 at 06:24 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Las Vegas brothel owner to open Raiders-themed ‘sex palace’ with discounts for players and staff

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 29, 2017 at 06:22 AM
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March 28, 2017

ALL PART OF THE PREP

Five medics are fired after footage of them dancing around naked, unconscious patient awaiting surgery goes viral

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 02:54 PM
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TODAY'S ALARMING SCIENCE FACT

Spiders could theoretically eat every human on earth in a year and still be hungry

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 02:50 PM
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'SEA WEED'

Morning walker discovers bale of marijuana on Daytona Beach

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:26 AM
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THIS JUST IN

A family guesthouse owner has been given 21 days to change the name of his sleepy seaside hotel after calling it The VIAGRA Hotel

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "But business is up.")

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:19 AM
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DUDE, WHAT WAS *THAT?*

Flying bong slices man’s hand

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:14 AM
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CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

A Hungry Horse woman was concerned that someone else was living in her house. She believes this because she had a dream about it.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:07 AM
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TAKING THE LEAD

Ohio bans sex with animals

(Thanks to timbang)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:03 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Escalator in Hong Kong mall suddenly reverses direction

Autoplay.

(Thanks to funny man)

Posted by Dave on March 28, 2017 at 06:01 AM
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March 27, 2017

SUNSHINE STATE SPORTS REPORT

Florida alligator takes revenge on head-bopping golf ball

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2017 at 11:45 AM
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SOMEBODY WAS PLANNING A BIG NIGHT

Customs officials seize more than 40,000 counterfeit condoms

(Thanks to Rick Day and Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2017 at 08:34 AM
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OOPS

Prayer loudspeakers in Turkish city broadcast porn audio

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2017 at 08:32 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Road collapse blamed on BADGERS as animals tunnel underneath causing subsidence

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2017 at 08:27 AM
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'NEWS PRESENTER'

Italian news presenter Barbara Francesca Ovieni suffers wardrobe malfunction on live TV

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2017 at 08:26 AM
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DUDE, WANNA DO SOME BIN?

Is this Britain’s most stupid legal high as kids sniff fumes from burning wheelie bins

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2017 at 08:23 AM
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SEND THESE HERRING TO WASHINGTON

Swedish agencies hit by stinky fermented herring attack

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on March 27, 2017 at 08:18 AM
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March 26, 2017

ACTING ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Runaway cow charges at police officer and smashes down gate in dramatic dashcam footage

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2017 at 11:08 AM
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THE FUTURE IS HERE

Gas explosion levels home in Moon

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2017 at 11:05 AM
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I'M SORRY, DAVE; YOU ALREADY TOOK TWO SQUARES

Anti-theft toilet paper dispenser with facial recognition technology

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by Dave on March 26, 2017 at 11:03 AM
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